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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
5.4K followers 780 following 34K posts
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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jakei.bsky.social
what the hell lmao
wikipedia screenshot One of the aurora watchers, photographer Chris Ratzlaff, 191 1101 suggested using the name "Steve" for the phenomenon, in reference to Over the Hedge, an animated comedy movie from 2006. The characters in the movie give the name to a hedge that appears overnight, in order to make it seem more benign. l'11
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
jakei.bsky.social
I do not live at all near south pas, did they fuckup and send this to all of LA again?
iphone emergency alert Public Safety Alert This is a test of the South Pasadena WEA system. There is no emergency.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
jakei.bsky.social
okay I tried listening to a sample and you are correct it is AI generated lmfao
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November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
jakei.bsky.social
I think the app is older than the recent LLM boom so it might be actually written but it is also so dumb.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
jakei.bsky.social
reply if mine from 3 months ago → Replied to it's charloh! (it/its) I genuinely believe nobody who says their favorite book is the art of war actually reads, cause if you actually read the art of war, you would never admit its your favorite book, its like saying "these ikea malm dresser instructions are my favorite book"
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
jakei.bsky.social
my friend, a first-time cat-parent, is slowly realizing this cat is a better roommate than his actual roommmate
*picture of a cat curled up on a dresser underneath a tv* person who sent this cat pic: "Like, I'm not *thrilled* that she's up there but she hasn't stolen a single one of my beers and then denied doing it"
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
jakei.bsky.social
the peak of human creativity is just random person naming a cat
picture of a very cute cat, with the text message "Unrelated: we got a cat. Her name is Taffy-Lee L'bortion Fubbins, and she's a delight" and me replying to that text "Jfc cats have the dumbest names"
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
jakei.bsky.social
Mamdani sign generator says "The correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center"
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
jakei.bsky.social
so I guess this qualifies as the type of reply bluesky thinks I dont want to see but they are Very Wrong, I wanted to see this
Jake i NYT Editorial: Move Over Mamdani, Chuck Schumer Is The New Face of The Democratic Party erinmikellewalker.bsky... @erinmikellewalker.bsky.so.. More like the butt of the Democratic party.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
jakei.bsky.social
lmao
Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
jakei.bsky.social
google search for "fartlow" google recommends "eve barlow"
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
jakei.bsky.social
Jake il (alt Spa... @jakei.b... • 2mo Bluesky Elder I think my pettiest passive- aggressiveness in posting is that I only capitalize names/orgs I respect
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
jakei.bsky.social
Sopranos pizza parlor guy looking at a slice in a box and declaring "thats a custom job"
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
jakei.bsky.social
lmao
@marbleliberal.bsky.social Hi guys, I study German history and my phone thinks I only write in German now November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM • Translate "translate" is highlighted
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
jakei.bsky.social
can confirm lmao wtf
trying to reply to... Marble Liberal Has this person ever met Jewish people disclaimer from bluesky before replying "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?"
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
jakei.bsky.social
(flirting with the boy that spotted the earth destroying comet)
Leelee Sobieski to Elijah Wood in Deep Impact smiles saying "Nobody on our block discovered the world was gonna end before."
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 AM
jakei.bsky.social
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
album cover - Green Day - Dookie
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
jakei.bsky.social
the mirror scene from Inception, Leonardo DiCaprio and Elliot Page walking down a path lines by identical columns with a mirror between them reflecting the columns and them infinitely
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
jakei.bsky.social
the Jurassic Park game for Game Gear
screenshot of said video game, 8-bit color scene of a T-Rex chasing a jeep left to right down a dirt road on a tropical island, 3 blue health bars for the car top right, 4 of 5 red health bars for the t-rex bottom left, a target for aiming hovers between jeep and t-rex
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
jakei.bsky.social
I went to a halloween party tonight and my friend won the costume contest and the prize was a bob ross waffle maker
bob ross face/hair stencil waffle iron open next to its box
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
jakei.bsky.social
holy shit this is one cursed profile
Else Verwoerd @elseverwoerd.bsky.social 27 followers 15 following 2.8K posts PhD Education. 38 years of teaching. Academic teacher educator. Namesearching & defending a falsely alleged Woody Allen against idiotic odds. Father of three. Reasonable to the reasonable. It/Its
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
jakei.bsky.social
the gig is finally up, it was a good run
dunnluft.bsky.social @dunnluft.... • 46m If it helps to start your campaign, I can accuse you of being a Nazi. You can get a temporary tattoo to sell it. But get one that's more obvious and not subject to interpretation - like an actual picture of Hitler or Stephen Miller. L . •• Jake i (alt Spa... @jakei.b... • 42m Bluesky Elder Oh, so l'm a German, hey? You look like a fucking worm with braids. See how far the white jokes get you, your boys like "how Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?" 企 dunnluft.bsky.social @dunnluft.... • 37m Okay if you really want to stir people up, get a tattoo of Henry Ford. Hitler had a picture of Henry Ford in his office. That was Hitler's hero. Write your reply dunnluft.bsky.social @dunnluft.. • 15m Are you going to recite the entire rap catalog randomly as a response to any post? Jake i (alt Spac... @jakei.b... • 11m - Bluesky Elder What? No, dont ever try to judge me dude. You dont know what the fuck I've been through ..• dunnluft.bsky.social Follow @dunnluft.bsky.social Just put as many lines as you can in a single post then you can get it over with, using less effort.
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
jakei.bsky.social
I am happy to report we have expanded to Eminems general discography but its still working
dunnluft.bsky.social@dunnluft.b... • 7m I'm going to assume you are again quoting rap lyrics due to your lack of originality. Since you claimed a couple posts ago that you were done replying, your credibility is out the window, so l can't ever vote for you. Isn't that what you guys claim about Platner? The hypocrisy is strong in this one. C... (alt Space Laser Co... Jake i @jakei.bsky.social Bluesky Elder You wont't vote for me? Cause this does kinda look like a job for me, and I think everybody will follow me. We need a little controversy. It would honestly feel empty without me. Jake i @jakei.bsky.social (alt Space Laser Co... Bluesky Elder You wont't vote for me? Cause this does kinda look like a job for me, and I think everybody will follow me. We need a little controversy. It would honestly feel empty without me. October 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM dunnluft.bsky.social @dunnluft.b... • 4m If it helps to start your campaign, I can accuse you of being a Nazi. You can get a temporary tattoo to sell it. But get one that's more obvious and not subject to interpretation - like an actual picture of Hitler or Stephen Miller.
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
jakei.bsky.social
I dont think I have ever been more proud of how I have handled a troll
dunnluft.bsky.social @dunnluft.bs... • 1h Listen short-bus, make you can try to use the internet to look up what a Semite is. Try learning English. Jake i (alt Space.. @jakei.b... • 1h • Bluesky Elder does being an asshole troll bring you joy? or are you just very unhappy and lashing out? I will not be replying again, but all is well that ends okay. So l'll end this shit with a "fuck you" but "have a nice day" dunnluft.bsky.social@dunnluft.bs... •1h We are all blown way by your able command of the English language and your clearly articulate and eloquent descriptions. 1 个 ••• Jake i (alt Space... @jakei.b... • 1h Bluesky Elder Didnt you listen to last round meathead? Pay attention, you're saying the same shit that you said. Matter fact dog, here's a pencil Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful, and don't come back until something dont hit you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home with you! dunnluft.bsky.social @dunnluft.bs..•1h Oh please regale us with more clever wordsmithing and high-born language - please don't let it end! You're a veritable human thesaurus. We all have so much to learn. Have you considered publishing your memoir? C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social Bluesky Elder It's from 8 mile you dipshit
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
jakei.bsky.social
movie poster for 3 Ninjas - there are theee kids doing jumping kicks movie poster for 3 Ninjas Kick Back - there are theee kids doing jumping kicks movie poster for 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up - there are theee kids doing jumping kicks
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM