Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
tony hawk pro skater 4 is the greatest videogame ever made and a big part of it is that you're allowed to do kickflips
kickflips.
every video game should let you do a kickflip.
every video game should let you do a kickflip.
???
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
tony hawk pro skater 4 is the greatest videogame ever made and a big part of it is that you're allowed to do kickflips
kickflips.
every video game should let you do a kickflip.
every video game should let you do a kickflip.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
kickflips.
every video game should let you do a kickflip.
every video game should let you do a kickflip.
okay the australians are starting to post about their politics I think its time to go to bed
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
okay the australians are starting to post about their politics I think its time to go to bed
the following over 20k resist lib accounts are liking my fuck the senate posts we have passed some kind of rubicon
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
the following over 20k resist lib accounts are liking my fuck the senate posts we have passed some kind of rubicon
BIG NEWS: I just got to the "is you takin notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy" part
yes, I am rewatching The Wire... again...
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
BIG NEWS: I just got to the "is you takin notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy" part
some of you werent here yet for mavsben and it shows
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
some of you werent here yet for mavsben and it shows
his recent behavior is not beating the allegations
elon strikes me as the type of guy who never grew out of thinking the most brilliant movie ever made was Donnie Darko
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
his recent behavior is not beating the allegations
*listening to a condensed version of a lego instruction manual*
"Yes I can build this without help now"
"Yes I can build this without help now"
something lost in the "lol elon doesnt read look at this fuckin book list" stuff is it was in an ad for an app that condenses books into like 5-10 minutes and I just cant get over imagining what an abridged version of the art of war is. like its only value is the specifics
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*listening to a condensed version of a lego instruction manual*
"Yes I can build this without help now"
"Yes I can build this without help now"
something lost in the "lol elon doesnt read look at this fuckin book list" stuff is it was in an ad for an app that condenses books into like 5-10 minutes and I just cant get over imagining what an abridged version of the art of war is. like its only value is the specifics
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
something lost in the "lol elon doesnt read look at this fuckin book list" stuff is it was in an ad for an app that condenses books into like 5-10 minutes and I just cant get over imagining what an abridged version of the art of war is. like its only value is the specifics
some of you didnt pokemon go to the polls and it shows
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
some of you didnt pokemon go to the polls and it shows
Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old??
She should run for Senate
She should run for Senate
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old??
She should run for Senate
She should run for Senate
this is, quite literally, a defining characteristic of an abusive relationship
You can't have people in leadership positions who stab you in the back and then turn around and say oh well, let's move on and do nothing about that, really you're the problem for complaining about it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this is, quite literally, a defining characteristic of an abusive relationship
I love how in The Wire the entire western district of cops cant convince the drug dealers to go to Hamsterdam so they get the school principal to lay into them like "shut up Tyrell I know your mother" and its game over
we need large metro public school principals in govt
we need large metro public school principals in govt
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love how in The Wire the entire western district of cops cant convince the drug dealers to go to Hamsterdam so they get the school principal to lay into them like "shut up Tyrell I know your mother" and its game over
we need large metro public school principals in govt
we need large metro public school principals in govt
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
JCO channeling Groucho Marx like "I wouldn't wanna be a part of any club that would have elon as a member"
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
JCO channeling Groucho Marx like "I wouldn't wanna be a part of any club that would have elon as a member"
One time in elementary school my dog literally ate my math homework and I called my mom at work crying and she just laughed then apologized for laughing. She personally called my teacher and I brought in a half-eaten completed worksheet with slobber and bite marks. My teacher fucking lost it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One time in elementary school my dog literally ate my math homework and I called my mom at work crying and she just laughed then apologized for laughing. She personally called my teacher and I brought in a half-eaten completed worksheet with slobber and bite marks. My teacher fucking lost it.
its giving this
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
its giving this
all those farmers you pay not to grow things could just grow weed what are we doing here
just legalize weed and tax it its not that hard dear lord, everyone will make so much money and love you and crime would go down jfc you guys its such a layup
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
all those farmers you pay not to grow things could just grow weed what are we doing here
just legalize weed and tax it its not that hard dear lord, everyone will make so much money and love you and crime would go down jfc you guys its such a layup
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
just legalize weed and tax it its not that hard dear lord, everyone will make so much money and love you and crime would go down jfc you guys its such a layup
this man has a hair and makeup department, nobody in his life likes him
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this man has a hair and makeup department, nobody in his life likes him
y'all remember that book old yeller
Trump says the Democrats dictate media coverage. His evidence? Many news outlets used the word "manufactured" recently.
"Nobody uses that word," Trump said.
"Nobody uses that word," Trump said.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
y'all remember that book old yeller
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don’t explain it to me, you can’t make me learn things, I’m american
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
don’t explain it to me, you can’t make me learn things, I’m american
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Can’t wait to be added to three more Zionist scum blocklists for daring to suggest that maybe AIPAC isn’t as powerful as, say, the Christian extremist family who owns Uline.
Uline Is Funding Election Deniers. Why Aren’t More People Worried About This? - The Root
A new report by Propublica reveals the shipping giant gives money to those who are "spreading election falsehoods."
www.theroot.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can’t wait to be added to three more Zionist scum blocklists for daring to suggest that maybe AIPAC isn’t as powerful as, say, the Christian extremist family who owns Uline.
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Absolutely. It goes hand in glove with the criminalization of homelessness, and the groundwork is already laid with the rhetoric used around how people shouldn't get debt forgiven, vis-a-vis exploitative student loans
I 100% believe that the end-game for criminalizing homelessness is to ultimately make use of the 13th amendment and "help them contribute productively to society" or some other horrific nonsense. Instead of UBI to deal with impeding mass job-loss, the plutocrats will try slavery first
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Absolutely. It goes hand in glove with the criminalization of homelessness, and the groundwork is already laid with the rhetoric used around how people shouldn't get debt forgiven, vis-a-vis exploitative student loans