xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
talking about how much people look like their baby pictures and i think i nailed it
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
talking about how much people look like their baby pictures and i think i nailed it
cornbread pudding is always a win and so damn way to make
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
cornbread pudding is always a win and so damn way to make
website I use at work a lot offers points for purchases but there's no way to redeem them best I can tell, so it's just keeping score of how much I spent I guess?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
website I use at work a lot offers points for purchases but there's no way to redeem them best I can tell, so it's just keeping score of how much I spent I guess?
I have so many questions but I'm afraid to click the link and open up my algorithm to whatever this is
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I have so many questions but I'm afraid to click the link and open up my algorithm to whatever this is
why does laura loomer always look like a toddler midway through shitting their pants?
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
why does laura loomer always look like a toddler midway through shitting their pants?
damn, disney is hurting
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
damn, disney is hurting
it's the same picture
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
it's the same picture
this calendar is trying to imply the existence of *good* dad jokes and is therefore a dirty fucking liar
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
this calendar is trying to imply the existence of *good* dad jokes and is therefore a dirty fucking liar
it’s got that new phone smell
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
it’s got that new phone smell
maybe it'll be a bigger deal on his third marriage?
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
maybe it'll be a bigger deal on his third marriage?
saw this on reddit and everyone calling for these kids to go to jail and shit and just... what the fuck was that guy doing in the first place? not your problem. move along
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
saw this on reddit and everyone calling for these kids to go to jail and shit and just... what the fuck was that guy doing in the first place? not your problem. move along
man it is tough getting him to look up for the light to catch his eyes but they are greenish honest
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
man it is tough getting him to look up for the light to catch his eyes but they are greenish honest
still weird looking, I’ll try again when I get home
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
still weird looking, I’ll try again when I get home
brasso is unfortunately camouflaged by my hardwood floor
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
brasso is unfortunately camouflaged by my hardwood floor
quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
*me rolling up to the orgy*
host: you bring lube?
me:
host: you bring lube?
me:
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*me rolling up to the orgy*
host: you bring lube?
me:
host: you bring lube?
me:
bruce wayang, worlds greatest detective (pictured)
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
bruce wayang, worlds greatest detective (pictured)
who fuckin' cares what brett favre thinks?
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
who fuckin' cares what brett favre thinks?
which is it? the psychics or chat gpt? couldn't possibly be that you're just an idiot who obviously didn't do a lick of work.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
which is it? the psychics or chat gpt? couldn't possibly be that you're just an idiot who obviously didn't do a lick of work.
just look at those northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
just look at those northern lights
completely pointless faceoff
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
completely pointless faceoff
seriously this place is great and no one knows about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
seriously this place is great and no one knows about it