It's Emily!
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Sometimes it really is rocket science. I'll post relentlessly about Big Brother during the season so mute the hashtags now if that's not your thing. Also college football and plenty of politics
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i am dying laughing at the malort advent calendar
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i am dying laughing at the malort advent calendar
One down, one bookshelf to go. It's only 11pm this is light work
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
One down, one bookshelf to go. It's only 11pm this is light work
Building two complex IKEA pieces the night before I return to work and they have a two day drive is pretty much a solid definition of the brand of insanity that runs in my family
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Building two complex IKEA pieces the night before I return to work and they have a two day drive is pretty much a solid definition of the brand of insanity that runs in my family
Actually I think a Sabrina/Olivia joint diss track would be perfection
Does the White House think this is going to win them support with Gen Z?
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Actually I think a Sabrina/Olivia joint diss track would be perfection
Custom Manchild verse, let's go
<insert live footage of me going in to the rage cage>
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Custom Manchild verse, let's go
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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17 teams. One conference.
And one complete circle.
The ACC Circle of Sicko is complete.
And one complete circle.
The ACC Circle of Sicko is complete.
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
17 teams. One conference.
And one complete circle.
The ACC Circle of Sicko is complete.
And one complete circle.
The ACC Circle of Sicko is complete.
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Oh what a hopeful sight: main Christmas tree set up in central Kyiv✨🎄
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh what a hopeful sight: main Christmas tree set up in central Kyiv✨🎄
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Jason Kelce was very excited to fire his first musket shot 😅
(via @sportscenter)
(via @sportscenter)
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jason Kelce was very excited to fire his first musket shot 😅
(via @sportscenter)
(via @sportscenter)
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Whamageddon but for whatever new sex act Ryan Lizza just wrote about.
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Whamageddon but for whatever new sex act Ryan Lizza just wrote about.
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presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
presented without comment
Oh to be a boomer where every notification to your phone is a national incident to be investigated
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh to be a boomer where every notification to your phone is a national incident to be investigated
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Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
The red carpet needs to be rolled out at the Hague ASAP
A new post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just a couple hours after President Trump said he wouldn’t have wanted a second strike on alleged narco boats and that Hegseth said he didn’t order second strikes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The red carpet needs to be rolled out at the Hague ASAP
Rewatching Jurassic Park Rebirth with my family and seeing Jonathan Bailey in a field just takes on new meaning now. Also the slutty little glasses should have been part of the fiyero transformation
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Rewatching Jurassic Park Rebirth with my family and seeing Jonathan Bailey in a field just takes on new meaning now. Also the slutty little glasses should have been part of the fiyero transformation
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Great photo of Alex Golesh when he found out he’d been hired as the next head coach at Auburn.
Auburn has hired South Florida's Alex Golesh as its next head coach.
Auburn tabs USF's Alex Golesh as its next coach, replacing Hugh Freeze on the Plains
Auburn has hired South Florida’s Alex Golesh as its next head coach. The 41-year-old Golesh is signing a six-year contract to replace Hugh Freeze.
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Great photo of Alex Golesh when he found out he’d been hired as the next head coach at Auburn.
About to run straight into a chainsaw and tell her I'd be able to work from home except the people they voted for decided I was a lazy leech who couldn't be trusted unless I was miserable in an office
Losing my mind because my mother (not even a year retired) cannot grasp the fact that my taking a week and a half of leave for Thanksgiving was already pretty lengthy and is shocked that I told her I under no uncertain terms had to go into the office on Wednesday.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
About to run straight into a chainsaw and tell her I'd be able to work from home except the people they voted for decided I was a lazy leech who couldn't be trusted unless I was miserable in an office
Losing my mind because my mother (not even a year retired) cannot grasp the fact that my taking a week and a half of leave for Thanksgiving was already pretty lengthy and is shocked that I told her I under no uncertain terms had to go into the office on Wednesday.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Losing my mind because my mother (not even a year retired) cannot grasp the fact that my taking a week and a half of leave for Thanksgiving was already pretty lengthy and is shocked that I told her I under no uncertain terms had to go into the office on Wednesday.
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Y’all wanna see a 5-loss ACC champion?
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Y’all wanna see a 5-loss ACC champion?
Bless the hokies won't be skunked
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Bless the hokies won't be skunked
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Liberté, égalité, pâtisserie !
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Liberté, égalité, pâtisserie !
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