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Erin Savage
@erinsavage.bsky.social
*Does Not Solicit Validation Thru Skeets*
🎓Reality TV major with a concentration in Bravo 🍑💎🍊🌸 and BB 🔑
Keeper of Real and Defender of HUMAN RIGHTS❣️
♀️She by Sagittarius ♐️ St. Louis
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We haven't seen Christopher's ass in 2 seasons, and he makes his reappearance by calling Lorelai in crisis for parenting advice...

#GilmoreGirls
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Because what is this?!
Why are they like this??
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Another one
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Me on bluesky after 11 PM
a man in a green sweater is looking at himself in the mirror .
Alt: a man in a green sweater is talking to himself in a mirror
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It really does bring me joy to see beloved celebrities' IG posts filled with people calling them out when they platform/support the opps

Like, yes you're an icon, but fuck you ☺️
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I see everyone's talking about #AllHerFault so now feels like a good time to say that Carrie, the kidnapper, reminded me of Kelley Jorgensen
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good morning bluesky!
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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We've gone from being hopeful & cautiously optimistic to almost immediately getting fucked by our government...

Our bluesky anniversary has come full circle
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jassi was ready to shake the table over Tia saying that a man was attracted to her, but she has no problem getting licked by Ashley freaky frog Darby??

#RHOP
a close up of a woman 's face with a bravo logo visible
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a bravo logo visible
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A "slut themed outfit" and Stacey chose to dress like a beer garden girl 🤣😭

Never change, Stacey

#RHOP
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Rosie's Happy Meal toy reminded me that I vaguely heard something about Keanu calling Morgan a snake week 1, but I could be way off base
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A grown ass woman pretending that "not knowing" someone deeply is an excuse to act like you also don't know her fucking name...

I love that Stacey consistently pays Gizelle's antics dust

#RHOP
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is my hometown tonight.
Sorry 💁‍♀️
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Social media is a Schedule ll drug.

We should be throwing more phones in rivers
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Keeping my Matt Hardeman Jesus spiral thoughts to myself cause I'm clearly heartless and/or sick of men 🙂
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Some people's niche joy and silliness really bother people who partake in their own niche joy and silliness
a man with a beard says why is that netflix
Alt: a man with a beard says, "Why is that?"
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My reusable k cup is that girl 💅🏻

All those yummy flavored coffee pods that just aren't strong enough ➡️ meet my k cup and some Café Bustelo ☺️
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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It’s The Jennifer Tilly Show😍 #RHOBH
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
As soon as I saw Jack Abbott, I knew some fuck shit was afoot

#Pluribus
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM