drew
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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby
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drew
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· Aug 30
I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
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"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
"In order to reform-" let me stop you right there. My political beliefs begin with fire and end with ashes
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"In order to reform-" let me stop you right there. My political beliefs begin with fire and end with ashes
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excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out
October 25, 2023 at 2:08 AM
excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out
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[taking communion] "leave the bottle"
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[taking communion] "leave the bottle"
Boy do the people making crosswords love the word “orca”
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Boy do the people making crosswords love the word “orca”
The president is vibe governing and fear is the vibe
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The president is vibe governing and fear is the vibe
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Sports are such a great dumb guy thing. “The Championship” like
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Sports are such a great dumb guy thing. “The Championship” like
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is a caterpillar a butterfly? no a baby mario is not an adult mario
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
is a caterpillar a butterfly? no a baby mario is not an adult mario
Dr Oz please rate my dick
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dr Oz please rate my dick
Steve Bannon is NOT in trouble for being in the Epstein files. If you are consistently shit you STOP getting in trouble. You're covered in mud and it makes you invisible like in Predator
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Steve Bannon is NOT in trouble for being in the Epstein files. If you are consistently shit you STOP getting in trouble. You're covered in mud and it makes you invisible like in Predator
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when the mods wake up we should make them watch Absolutely Fabulous starring Kathryn Hahn, Kristen Johnston, and Zosia Mamet as directed by James Burrows
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
when the mods wake up we should make them watch Absolutely Fabulous starring Kathryn Hahn, Kristen Johnston, and Zosia Mamet as directed by James Burrows
Damn the guy who got so horny he invented computers really hoisting his petard in the grand scheme of things
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Damn the guy who got so horny he invented computers really hoisting his petard in the grand scheme of things
God made everyone get circumcised early on because being uncut makes jerking off too easy
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
God made everyone get circumcised early on because being uncut makes jerking off too easy
The creation of the penis costs 150k. Balls are extra. Uncircumcised is included with the coupon. Peeing is included for free but cumming is only available with the subscription
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The creation of the penis costs 150k. Balls are extra. Uncircumcised is included with the coupon. Peeing is included for free but cumming is only available with the subscription
Ahh, “hot”. The “loud” of temperature
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ahh, “hot”. The “loud” of temperature
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while i am not an academic i did see this coming and post about it on bluesky, which is why i am quoted in this article
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
while i am not an academic i did see this coming and post about it on bluesky, which is why i am quoted in this article
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yeah haha
*pats knees*
so I think I’ll just get that flower and then hit the road. I can Venmo you orrrrr
*pats knees*
so I think I’ll just get that flower and then hit the road. I can Venmo you orrrrr
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
yeah haha
*pats knees*
so I think I’ll just get that flower and then hit the road. I can Venmo you orrrrr
*pats knees*
so I think I’ll just get that flower and then hit the road. I can Venmo you orrrrr
*rips vape*
Yeah I’m one of the bigger accounts on bluesky
Yeah I’m one of the bigger accounts on bluesky
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*rips vape*
Yeah I’m one of the bigger accounts on bluesky
Yeah I’m one of the bigger accounts on bluesky
Birds wish they could walk, I bet
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Birds wish they could walk, I bet
Glad to see Crate & Barrel’s sequel CB2 out there. I had so many questions after the first one
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Glad to see Crate & Barrel’s sequel CB2 out there. I had so many questions after the first one