Rob Pilkington
@robpilk.com
writer of copy, #comics, and screenplays
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📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
pfp by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
time to update my bsky wishlist
- drafts ☑️
- group dms
- mods that don't suck
- more profile fields
- less chance of illness
- tires that grip in the wet
- shot of baby strapped in back seat
- a good memory
- still cries at a good film
- still kisses with saliva
- drafts ☑️
- group dms
- mods that don't suck
- more profile fields
- less chance of illness
- tires that grip in the wet
- shot of baby strapped in back seat
- a good memory
- still cries at a good film
- still kisses with saliva
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
time to update my bsky wishlist
- drafts ☑️
- group dms
- mods that don't suck
- more profile fields
- less chance of illness
- tires that grip in the wet
- shot of baby strapped in back seat
- a good memory
- still cries at a good film
- still kisses with saliva
- drafts ☑️
- group dms
- mods that don't suck
- more profile fields
- less chance of illness
- tires that grip in the wet
- shot of baby strapped in back seat
- a good memory
- still cries at a good film
- still kisses with saliva
idk kinda sounds like she knows exactly who she's dealing with
Ghislaine Maxwell, the jailed accomplice of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, refuses to answer questions from US lawmakers.
Her attorney says she is prepared to speak if granted clemency by Trump
u.afp.com/S2ru
Her attorney says she is prepared to speak if granted clemency by Trump
u.afp.com/S2ru
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
idk kinda sounds like she knows exactly who she's dealing with
i know nithya raman got a lot of ppl excited last week re: LA mayoral race, but i'm keeping an eye on rev. huang
Generative AI cannot compete with human creativity, no matter how loudly its supporters claim that it can. We're fighting for a Los Angeles that nurtures and supports art and the people who make it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
i know nithya raman got a lot of ppl excited last week re: LA mayoral race, but i'm keeping an eye on rev. huang
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February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.
all the bad bunny freak out posts sound like they were written saturday
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
all the bad bunny freak out posts sound like they were written saturday
ok so what are some good @discord.com alternatives?
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
ok so what are some good @discord.com alternatives?
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starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
as someone who knows a lot of patriots fans: they needed this
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
as someone who knows a lot of patriots fans: they needed this
bring back shame for rising fascism in america but also for participating in these super bowl ads jfc
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
bring back shame for rising fascism in america but also for participating in these super bowl ads jfc
this is uh extremely good
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
this is uh extremely good
for those unaware of this delusion i just had
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
for those unaware of this delusion i just had
at this rate, we might see 2–3 more field goals before this thing is over baby
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
at this rate, we might see 2–3 more field goals before this thing is over baby
they're finally putting the minions in mortal danger
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
they're finally putting the minions in mortal danger
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Googling how to do literally any exercise rules because they give you a video of a guy who looks like this talking for 17 min and all the comments are like “miss you Mike” “keep those reps up in heaven brother”
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Googling how to do literally any exercise rules because they give you a video of a guy who looks like this talking for 17 min and all the comments are like “miss you Mike” “keep those reps up in heaven brother”
wild times at the arcade last night
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
wild times at the arcade last night
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Genuinely cannot believe anyone is asking me to give a shit about the Olympics right now
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Genuinely cannot believe anyone is asking me to give a shit about the Olympics right now
crumple this government up and start over
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
crumple this government up and start over
he's got a lot of other things to do but, in theory, Mamdani would be a good muppet show host
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
he's got a lot of other things to do but, in theory, Mamdani would be a good muppet show host
carve "too good to be true" into big tech's gravestone
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It Turns Out That When Waymos Are Stumped, They Get Intervention From Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
carve "too good to be true" into big tech's gravestone
futurism.com/advanced-tra...
futurism.com/advanced-tra...
scored an mtg win last night with the blowjob brothers here
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
scored an mtg win last night with the blowjob brothers here
high praise from the writer of the ultra gnarly TOMB series 💚🎸 thank you, Ian! more copies of Slight Return will be available via @odysseycomics.bsky.social soon!
SLIGHT RETURN - @robpilkington.bsky.social & @hvon.bsky.social a unique and delightful trip. Vaughan’s art tears through panel borders and vibrates through the page, Pilkington’s dialogue has a razor-sharp naturalism I rarely see.
the book is beautifully printed- pick one up if given the chance!
the book is beautifully printed- pick one up if given the chance!
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
high praise from the writer of the ultra gnarly TOMB series 💚🎸 thank you, Ian! more copies of Slight Return will be available via @odysseycomics.bsky.social soon!
just learning that kristen stewart bought and will reopen my local multiplex and feeling like maybe good things *can* still happen
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
just learning that kristen stewart bought and will reopen my local multiplex and feeling like maybe good things *can* still happen
now that you mention it, it kinda does feel like a bunch of gross, rich weirdos have had their finger on the scale of reality for like a decade or so, yeah
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
now that you mention it, it kinda does feel like a bunch of gross, rich weirdos have had their finger on the scale of reality for like a decade or so, yeah