Rob Pilkington
@robpilk.com
writer of copy, #comics, and screenplays
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📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
hard not to feel like, for one of the only times in the last decade, the nazis were in a vice and democrats worked over a wknd to let them out of it
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
hard not to feel like, for one of the only times in the last decade, the nazis were in a vice and democrats worked over a wknd to let them out of it
my favorite part of Frankenstein is that one scene that reminded me i need to rewatch The Knick
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
my favorite part of Frankenstein is that one scene that reminded me i need to rewatch The Knick
wonder what having an opposition party feels like
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
wonder what having an opposition party feels like
["aristocrats" voice] the democrats!
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
["aristocrats" voice] the democrats!
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sounds like he’s saying “I, then state your name” instead of “I, Donald trump” and lololololol come on, guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
sounds like he’s saying “I, then state your name” instead of “I, Donald trump” and lololololol come on, guy
there's a lot of praises to sing about Predator: Badlands, but i'll pick this one: they kept all the coolest shit out of the trailers
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
there's a lot of praises to sing about Predator: Badlands, but i'll pick this one: they kept all the coolest shit out of the trailers
rocking a new pfp thx to @tipcalculator.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
rocking a new pfp thx to @tipcalculator.bsky.social
just because of this, i will give Pluribus a shot
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
just because of this, i will give Pluribus a shot
did women ruin the workplace? no pretty sure bosses did that
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
did women ruin the workplace? no pretty sure bosses did that
this is obviously bad, but this cross-industry assumption of a thousand year reich with president cankles feels a little short-sighted to me?
The right-wingification of media has already happened so rapidly and is not anywhere close to complete
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
this is obviously bad, but this cross-industry assumption of a thousand year reich with president cankles feels a little short-sighted to me?
sundance episodic program application: submitted ✅
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
sundance episodic program application: submitted ✅
i have a recent spec script set in the near-future that features "the world's first trillionaire" and i've wondered if it sounded too silly
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i have a recent spec script set in the near-future that features "the world's first trillionaire" and i've wondered if it sounded too silly
rfk jr's response to that clip is 100% gonna be "well i'm not a doctor so…" and then we'll all get to be like "oh"
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
rfk jr's response to that clip is 100% gonna be "well i'm not a doctor so…" and then we'll all get to be like "oh"
shedding a single tear as we watch a new meme being born
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
shedding a single tear as we watch a new meme being born
this clip is kinda incredible
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
this clip is kinda incredible
try and think of something worse than this
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
try and think of something worse than this
the bottomless tackiness of these ppl
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the bottomless tackiness of these ppl
(single tear) i haven't had a schmoyoho bop stuck in my head since the obama administration
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(single tear) i haven't had a schmoyoho bop stuck in my head since the obama administration
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
cheney dying the day before nyc elects its first muslim mayor is seriously almost like tolkienesque
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
cheney dying the day before nyc elects its first muslim mayor is seriously almost like tolkienesque
can't wait learn about the millions of illegal immigrants who voted in these elections tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
can't wait learn about the millions of illegal immigrants who voted in these elections tomorrow
tonite is pretty good
BREAKING: California voters approve a new House map designed to help Democrats net 5 seats next year, NBC News projects, countering Republican redistricting in other states.
California voters approve Democratic-drawn congressional map as national redistricting battle spreads
NBC News projects that a ballot measure has passed allowing California Democrats to bypass an independent redistricting commission and counter GOP efforts around the country.
nbcnews.to
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
tonite is pretty good