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Dr Oz in urology
An image of “the price master“, a figure who was encountered at a yard sale, he is standing on a stage, wearing red hammer pants, a zip up white jacket and a red hood with a gold mask. In the video of this man, a woman walks into the yard sale and asks how much something costs. She has then directed to the price master who dramatically deems the item she is holding as being worth thousands of dollars.
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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An image of Super Mario’s “King Bob-Omb” drawn as a two-dimensional cartoon, cheering. The word “RATIO” is printed beneath him.
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Brother they already brought Disney characters to Sora
An image taken from the video game Kingdom Hearts depicting (from left to right) Donald, Sora, and Goofy, all staring past the upper left-hand side of the frame at a point in the distance. Kingdom Hearts is a video game franchise born of a collaboration between The Walt Disney Company and Square Enix, the former a purveyor of instantly-iconic children's entertainment, the latter a video game developer and publisher best known for their long-running "Final Fantasy" series. Personally I never played the game that much because I wasn't a Playstation boy. I was only ever into the games for Zelda. Mario, kind of, but if I'm being honest I feel more connected to the Zelda games.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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A screencapture of the word “hyperbole” and its definition. It reads: hy•per•bo•le Noun Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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LIVE Kenneth Cole Reaction
An image of the Kenneth Cole brand cologne, “Reaction”
August 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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A picture of The Master Debater, a ponytailed-man wearing a bluetooth earpiece and a leather jacket over a forest-green t shirt. The Debater was notable for his viral appearance in a “debate me”-style TikTok series. In the video, the interviewer asks Debater if he would rather have lgbtq+ rights or a successful economy. Debater responds: “I refuse the question.” The Master Debater, demonstrating further wisdom, has not appeared in the contentsphere since - outside of the long viral life of his first and only clip.
August 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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my humble attempt
August 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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A picture of Scott Templeton, a character from The Wire who is a journalist that fabricates pull quotes
July 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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This script you have about the man in the yard? Love it. But imagine for a moment,
A clip from the Woman In The Yard wikipedia page beneath the “production” heading that reads: “The film's screenplay was first written in 2020 by first-time screenwriter Sam Stefanak as The Man in the Yard. It went on to appear in that year's edition of the annual "Black List" of most-liked unproduced screenplays”
July 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Me when there’s a woman in the yard
July 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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HOW DEI MAKES JACKING OFF TAKE LONGER
A photoshopped image in the style of a YouTube video thumbnail featuring an older content creator in a grey blazer over a navy turtleneck looking into camera with a shocked expression over a background depicting the logo for SunMaid Raisins and its titular "Sun Maid," a woman with brown hair wearing a white blouse and a red bonnet. In the foreground, title text reads: "TOO WOKE TO SHOW FEET?!?" In the bottom right-hand corner, the time stamp indicates that this video is forty-five minutes long. Note that this image is not real. It is a joke that I am making. Honestly, it's not even that good of a joke. I didn't use AI though, I straight up think that shit sucks
July 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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There is so much beauty in the world
A screenshot of a notification from the citizen app notifying the presence of “five shirtless men fighting” less than a mile from their current location
June 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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The seduction subreddit is an incredible place
A screenshot taken from Reddit. Specifically, it is a screenshot of a Reddit thread posted in 2024 titled “how do I attract in seduce MILFs as a jacked 18-year-old“, with the body of the first post reading “it’s my dream and I’ve been trying for months and I can’t find any at all”
June 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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*tapping the sign*
A post from an imageboard. The text reads (truncated for alt text) It very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle. Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient magical creatures, the absurd charade the wizarding world puts up to enforce their own self-segregation, a corrupted and bureaucracy-choked government, rampant racism, and so on. But Harry is little more than a passive observer for most of it, only the racism really bothers him (and then, really only against half-bloods). In fact, when Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves, she's treated as some kind of scold. For opposing chattel slavery. In the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemort and Harry and friends only ever fight for the preservation and reproduction of the status quo. Harry’s dream is to join the aurors, a sort of wizard FBI and the ultimate defenders of the status quo. Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the big instigators of change and Harry never quite gets to Voldy's level. Harry doesn't even beat him, Voldemort accidentally kills himself because he violated an obscure technicality that causes one of his spells to bounce back at him. And this is the struggle of liberals, they live in a world fraught with conflict, but aren't particularly bothered by any of it except the threat to multicultural pluralism. They see change, and the force behind it, as a wholly negative phenomenon. Even then, they can only act within the legal and ideological framework of their society. So, for instance, instead of organizing insurrectionary and disruptive activity against Trump and the far-right, all they can do is bang their drum about what a racist bigot he is and hope they can catch him violating some technicality that will allow them to have him impeached or at least destroy his political clout. it will never work, but that's the limit of liberalism just as it was the limit of Harry Potter.
April 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I think Adobe products are useful and good
A screenshot of “Freedom Of Speech”, a painting by Norman Rockwell that is used as an exploitable image macro in memes to signify announcing a controversial yet humorous opinion under the guise of exercising one's freedom of speech in the United States. The image depicts a man standing among a crowd of other men who are seated. The standing man’s mouth is open as if he is speaking, while the men beside him look at him.
April 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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King Bob-Omb from Mario 64 cheering over the word “RATIO”
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Wild that the border czar is literally the dumb criminal from looney tunes
An image of the character “Mugsy” - a bald, imposing, dim-witted henchman of the physically smaller but more volatile “Bugsy” - from the Looney Tunes short “Mugsy and Bugsy”. A picture of Tom Holman - a bald, dim-witted henchman of Donald Trump - current “Border Czar” ostensibly behind the extrajudicial renditions of migrants to Guantanamo and El Salvador, and an architect of Trump’s 2018 migrant family separation policy
March 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A photo of Jessica Lange saying “there’s not going to be a 2026/2028 election you stupid slut.” (Below description courtesy of Know Your Meme): This is a variation of a meme based on a scene in American Horror Story in which actress Jessica Lange, playing Constance Langdon, says to Frances Conroy, playing Moira O'Hara, "There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut," after O'Hara, a ghost, expresses concerns that her body will be found buried in the backyard. The scene appears in American Horror Story season one, episode seven, which aired in 2011. It became the subject of memes as early as 2014, including use as a reaction image and recaption meme in which "swimming pool" is replaced with something else.
March 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Surprised they ended up dialing this slogan back
An image taken from a 90's-era Butterfinger television ad. The ad has been altered, with its catchphrase "nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger" being replaced with "get away from my treat or i will kill myself"
February 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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hell yeah Hannah Einbinder is a real one
February 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I dunno is this anything
The logo for the Nickelodeon cartoon "AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS", edited to instead say "AAAHH!!! REAL HOUSEWIVES".
January 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Making hundreds of slashfiction pages in Ideas Wiki to poison the well AI drinks from
A screenshot from the film adaptation of “Starship Troopers.” This scene is taken from a pro-fascist propaganda film and depicts one soldier among many all dressed identically in mono-colored armor. This soldier has turned her head to look straight into camera as she says “I’m doing my part!”
December 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Nice to see some Millennial representation in the shithead community
A selection taken from a post on X by Vivek Ramaswamy, reading: “a culture that venerates Cory from “Boy Meets World,” or Zach & Slater over Screech in “Saved By The Bell,” or “Stefan” over Steve Urkel in “Family Matters,” will not produce the best engineers.”
December 28, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Never heard of any of these
A screenshot of a post from President Barack Obama where he writes: “Here are a few movies I’d recommend checking out this year.” Beneath that writing is a graphic that reads: “Barack Obama’s favorite movies of 2024.” The titles have been replaced via photoshop, making it appear as though his favorite movies were: Deadpool & Wolverine, That Viral Gotye Dance, Moms Bang Teens, Mortal Kombat 1 Story Mode, Dune 2, Red Rooms (aka Les Chambres Rouges), Zone Of Interest, and Ricky Stanicky. To clarify: this is a joke list. Barack Obama’s favorite movies, as originally listed, are like, “A Complete Unknown” and stuff.
December 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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A screen capture from the podcast Comedy Bang Bang. In this image, Andy Daley is leaning toward the camera and looking at us incredulously, and the phone number “555-COME-ON-NOW” is displayed at the bottom of the frame.
December 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM