Wormhole the Magnificent
@wormhole42.bsky.social
Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
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Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfnxifpo2m7fh63zfzj5iofc/feed/aaaoygdkzgpqo
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Why did some strange pimp just show up in my driveway?
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Why did some strange pimp just show up in my driveway?
I don't know why the sounds of the house settling occasionally bothers me so much. Like I mean I realize we're on a huge ball spinning through space but still. Sometimes I think the ceiling is gonna come down on me.
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I don't know why the sounds of the house settling occasionally bothers me so much. Like I mean I realize we're on a huge ball spinning through space but still. Sometimes I think the ceiling is gonna come down on me.
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adhd is so silly sometimes, like why am I procrastinating playing a video game I want to play lol
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
adhd is so silly sometimes, like why am I procrastinating playing a video game I want to play lol
Think this batch of flares may not be good. It's what we've been feeling folks. The shift. The birds. Watch the birds. They know.
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Think this batch of flares may not be good. It's what we've been feeling folks. The shift. The birds. Watch the birds. They know.
Some of us are just wired different for different things some absorb vitamin d during the day while sleeping and mulling about drinking tea and filing files on servers and then get a burst of energy at night to go do ninja things.
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Some of us are just wired different for different things some absorb vitamin d during the day while sleeping and mulling about drinking tea and filing files on servers and then get a burst of energy at night to go do ninja things.
There was just a weird ass sound coming from outside that could have been a train but it sounded sick as fuck like something was just not right so if so I hope everything is okay and if not I know it will be soon.
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
There was just a weird ass sound coming from outside that could have been a train but it sounded sick as fuck like something was just not right so if so I hope everything is okay and if not I know it will be soon.
chicorita the flanged dick head
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
chicorita the flanged dick head
If I'm gonna be staying up all night watching peoples live streams I may as well be streaming myself. Finally play all those games I've wanted to play.
February 6, 2026 at 9:47 AM
If I'm gonna be staying up all night watching peoples live streams I may as well be streaming myself. Finally play all those games I've wanted to play.
Since reality is shifting in waves I'd like to remind you that you are not alone if you're experiencing things that cannot be explained. Just try to ride it out and don't let the giant mosquitoes see you.
February 5, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Since reality is shifting in waves I'd like to remind you that you are not alone if you're experiencing things that cannot be explained. Just try to ride it out and don't let the giant mosquitoes see you.
Smurfs any good?
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Smurfs any good?
One thing I'm grateful for about my youth was growing up in a pretty diverse community. I've been chased off by all kinds of people. Skaters gotta skate ya know.
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
One thing I'm grateful for about my youth was growing up in a pretty diverse community. I've been chased off by all kinds of people. Skaters gotta skate ya know.
I'm about to make a DIY YouTube video on tooth extraction.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I'm about to make a DIY YouTube video on tooth extraction.
The intro song to Outlander slaps! Did I do that right?
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The intro song to Outlander slaps! Did I do that right?
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Baconator chili in a can.
Baconator chili. In a can.
Baconator chili. In a can.
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Baconator chili in a can.
Baconator chili. In a can.
Baconator chili. In a can.
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't get the highschool experience.
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Sometimes I'm glad I didn't get the highschool experience.
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sorry I can't tonight I'm passing into the shadow realm
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
sorry I can't tonight I'm passing into the shadow realm
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
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[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
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Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’ve been dead for 3000 years
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’ve been dead for 3000 years
Anyone elses cat trying to kill them very slowly and calculated?
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Anyone elses cat trying to kill them very slowly and calculated?
You ever just forget who you are for a few days and it takes a dream to remind you?
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
You ever just forget who you are for a few days and it takes a dream to remind you?
Maybe I'll get out of bed tomorrow I dunno. We'll see.
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Maybe I'll get out of bed tomorrow I dunno. We'll see.
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