Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
Oh and I went bowling after work.
Good times.
Good times.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Oh and I went bowling after work.
Good times.
Good times.
To give thanks for the simple things that were wanted and so freely given*
*mix tape
*mix tape
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
To give thanks for the simple things that were wanted and so freely given*
*mix tape
*mix tape
I don't want to judge to judge an employer for the amount of conviction felons it employs
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I don't want to judge to judge an employer for the amount of conviction felons it employs
My new years resolution is to double my pickled jalapeño consumption to 24lbs.
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
My new years resolution is to double my pickled jalapeño consumption to 24lbs.
I've been informed that a drug free work place doesn't mean the drugs are free.
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I've been informed that a drug free work place doesn't mean the drugs are free.
The entitlement of a man with his hat in hand.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The entitlement of a man with his hat in hand.
Come for the work
Stay for the flood
Stay for the flood
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Come for the work
Stay for the flood
Stay for the flood
Having my end of the year wrap up before I have my end of the year crash out is a little premature
December 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Having my end of the year wrap up before I have my end of the year crash out is a little premature
Christmas Cake
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
Christmas Cake (The Distance + ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas)
YouTube video by Pat and Sean Kelly
music.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Christmas Cake
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
What's the fun of everyone getting along.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What's the fun of everyone getting along.
When your here you're like family*
*drunken fighting out on lawn
*drunken fighting out on lawn
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When your here you're like family*
*drunken fighting out on lawn
*drunken fighting out on lawn
Wait, wait, wait.. bro... bROoo
Why are you drunk at work?
Why are you drunk at work?
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wait, wait, wait.. bro... bROoo
Why are you drunk at work?
Why are you drunk at work?
Christmas eve work dinner even came with a drunk uncle
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Christmas eve work dinner even came with a drunk uncle
I did get a free 1TB m.2
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I did get a free 1TB m.2
I'm here to be your villain.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm here to be your villain.
Some guy at work last night was pulling up tender profiles and comparing me to them.
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some guy at work last night was pulling up tender profiles and comparing me to them.
Nothing is hate more than having work gossip and no one to tell.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nothing is hate more than having work gossip and no one to tell.
I was always going to be the bad guy.
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I was always going to be the bad guy.
The bitch humbly requests that we don't have a dog in the clean space. The customer can see the drop in quality.
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The bitch humbly requests that we don't have a dog in the clean space. The customer can see the drop in quality.
The bitch in the room is me.
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The bitch in the room is me.
So invisible in my life you won't notice me wrapping your gift in front of you. 🌟
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So invisible in my life you won't notice me wrapping your gift in front of you. 🌟
Come with me and you'll see a world of pure disappointment.
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Come with me and you'll see a world of pure disappointment.
Be better
I tell the worst version of myself
I tell the worst version of myself
December 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Be better
I tell the worst version of myself
I tell the worst version of myself
Maybe some ram in my rama lama ding dong.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Maybe some ram in my rama lama ding dong.
Need someone to bah my humbug
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Need someone to bah my humbug