Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
I think there should be more flavors of nerds gummy clusters
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I think there should be more flavors of nerds gummy clusters
I just want to be beefy
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I just want to be beefy
Midnight ham to no where
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Midnight ham to no where
If it's not tacos
I'm not interested
I'm not interested
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
If it's not tacos
I'm not interested
I'm not interested
If it wasn't for my bad decisions
I would have no decisions at all
I would have no decisions at all
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 AM
If it wasn't for my bad decisions
I would have no decisions at all
I would have no decisions at all
2026
Still making the same bad decisions
Still making the same bad decisions
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
2026
Still making the same bad decisions
Still making the same bad decisions
Locking into the voices in my head.
January 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Locking into the voices in my head.
I'm always work appropriate*
*explains what a cuck chair is to my French boss.
*explains what a cuck chair is to my French boss.
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I'm always work appropriate*
*explains what a cuck chair is to my French boss.
*explains what a cuck chair is to my French boss.
Can you even call it stealing if their giving it away
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can you even call it stealing if their giving it away
Oh and I went bowling after work.
Good times.
Good times.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Oh and I went bowling after work.
Good times.
Good times.
To give thanks for the simple things that were wanted and so freely given*
*mix tape
*mix tape
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
To give thanks for the simple things that were wanted and so freely given*
*mix tape
*mix tape
I don't want to judge to judge an employer for the amount of conviction felons it employs
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I don't want to judge to judge an employer for the amount of conviction felons it employs
My new years resolution is to double my pickled jalapeño consumption to 24lbs.
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
My new years resolution is to double my pickled jalapeño consumption to 24lbs.
I've been informed that a drug free work place doesn't mean the drugs are free.
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I've been informed that a drug free work place doesn't mean the drugs are free.
The entitlement of a man with his hat in hand.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The entitlement of a man with his hat in hand.
Come for the work
Stay for the flood
Stay for the flood
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Come for the work
Stay for the flood
Stay for the flood
Having my end of the year wrap up before I have my end of the year crash out is a little premature
December 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Having my end of the year wrap up before I have my end of the year crash out is a little premature
Christmas Cake
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
Christmas Cake (The Distance + ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas)
YouTube video by Pat and Sean Kelly
music.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Christmas Cake
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8B...
What's the fun of everyone getting along.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What's the fun of everyone getting along.
When your here you're like family*
*drunken fighting out on lawn
*drunken fighting out on lawn
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When your here you're like family*
*drunken fighting out on lawn
*drunken fighting out on lawn
Wait, wait, wait.. bro... bROoo
Why are you drunk at work?
Why are you drunk at work?
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wait, wait, wait.. bro... bROoo
Why are you drunk at work?
Why are you drunk at work?
Christmas eve work dinner even came with a drunk uncle
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Christmas eve work dinner even came with a drunk uncle
I did get a free 1TB m.2
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I did get a free 1TB m.2
I'm here to be your villain.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm here to be your villain.