Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
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My guy
I can't care more than you.
I can't care more than you.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My guy
I can't care more than you.
I can't care more than you.
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
I'll sit in my car until the cold creeps in and forces me to do the next thing.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'll sit in my car until the cold creeps in and forces me to do the next thing.
Meow man, what the hell
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Meow man, what the hell
He said
She said
By the sea shore
She said
By the sea shore
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He said
She said
By the sea shore
She said
By the sea shore
This ass isn't going to eat itself.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This ass isn't going to eat itself.
Sometimes I have to make it happen myself
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sometimes I have to make it happen myself
Back to the house of weird to see if it died down or if we will have a round two.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back to the house of weird to see if it died down or if we will have a round two.
He bought me dinner and then I got paid to talk shit all night.
Good times 🌈
Good times 🌈
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He bought me dinner and then I got paid to talk shit all night.
Good times 🌈
Good times 🌈
I worked overtime today and then decided to come home and cook orange things.
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I worked overtime today and then decided to come home and cook orange things.
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
"It's like waterboarding but from the inside"
Me, describing a neti pot
Me, describing a neti pot
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"It's like waterboarding but from the inside"
Me, describing a neti pot
Me, describing a neti pot
So we meet again, here, at the end of my rope.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So we meet again, here, at the end of my rope.
I shouldn't know your mom
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I shouldn't know your mom
I'm in a better place now
I came home.
I came home.
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm in a better place now
I came home.
I came home.
If i didn't go to work, then where would I get the urge to murder people. 🤷♀️
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If i didn't go to work, then where would I get the urge to murder people. 🤷♀️
Tied up with string is also one of my favorite things.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tied up with string is also one of my favorite things.
Ain't nothing but a deranged thing
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ain't nothing but a deranged thing
I don't know when I got here
I don't know how long it's been.
I don't know how long it's been.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don't know when I got here
I don't know how long it's been.
I don't know how long it's been.
Sweater weather just means I'm not putting on a bra on until I have to go to work.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sweater weather just means I'm not putting on a bra on until I have to go to work.
I am the sacrificial ewe
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I am the sacrificial ewe
The urge to drive to the mountains and through the desert and into the sea is strong.
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The urge to drive to the mountains and through the desert and into the sea is strong.
Should have been star crossed but you caught my orbit.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Should have been star crossed but you caught my orbit.
Busted fuel lines should be a Tuesday problem.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Busted fuel lines should be a Tuesday problem.