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Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
Ok, hear me out
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I can tell when the delivery driver sees my dog by how far the package makes it into the yard.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Things I eat*

*non ass addition
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reclaiming my time*

*at lunch*
October 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I went for a walk then went to work.
October 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You're going to need time off to recover.
I finished up the pay period with 118 hours. But at least i get Sundays off. I told my boss I need less hours.
October 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
7. A reminder of what's waiting at home
October 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
For a dog that keeps a house mouse as a friend, he spends a lot of time looking for field mice
October 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This dog is creeping
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Finally got home only to be attacked by this walmart bag.
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Fall is coming
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Well fuck you too
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It even has some carrot ass
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I present to the class suggestive carrot legs
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lib Bro tEa
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My last ditch effort to keep this countertop project alive.
September 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Waiting for me
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And to think I almost had to work today
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Not sure what's going on in my neighborhood. But someone had to have brought the spike and the melon this morning
August 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This wasn't necessary.
July 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
June 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Strap your cans down
It's bear season
June 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We join these woods to be self evident.

It's a countertop day
April 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yep, the wood came from the rotten deck wood I replaced. Resurface the wood on my table saw and then biscuit it together. Any rotten wood got Hollow out and filled with epoxy and glitter.
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I taught myself to knit this winter, but when it gets warm enough, I'll start working on finishing the countertop for my kitchen.

I have a long list of crafty activities.

Here is the counter I made for a remodel I did a few years back.
April 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM