Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
Ok it's time for this UK gremlin to try and sleep, in the wildly optimistic hope that he doesn't feel like shit in the morning. Lolz
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ok it's time for this UK gremlin to try and sleep, in the wildly optimistic hope that he doesn't feel like shit in the morning. Lolz
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Storks are terrifying. If one dropped a baby on my doorstep, I would drown that unnatural, demon given thing.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Storks are terrifying. If one dropped a baby on my doorstep, I would drown that unnatural, demon given thing.
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"A cunt named Lord Durham called us a people with no literature and no history ... in order to stifle any future rebellion."
I talked to @geraldinepiche.bsky.social about being Québécois ahead of our GOOD VIBES ONLY collab, dropping tomorrow.
I talked to @geraldinepiche.bsky.social about being Québécois ahead of our GOOD VIBES ONLY collab, dropping tomorrow.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"A cunt named Lord Durham called us a people with no literature and no history ... in order to stifle any future rebellion."
I talked to @geraldinepiche.bsky.social about being Québécois ahead of our GOOD VIBES ONLY collab, dropping tomorrow.
I talked to @geraldinepiche.bsky.social about being Québécois ahead of our GOOD VIBES ONLY collab, dropping tomorrow.
Guys, can you just imagine that I've said something very funny here to get the ball rolling? Because my brain: he says no.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Guys, can you just imagine that I've said something very funny here to get the ball rolling? Because my brain: he says no.
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I'm a helper late and a hamburger short, but i made it in the end
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm a helper late and a hamburger short, but i made it in the end
I love waking up with a migraine that basically blinds me in one eye for hours, knowing full well that the accusations from people at work will start tomorrow. Such a relaxing atmosphere to be in.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I love waking up with a migraine that basically blinds me in one eye for hours, knowing full well that the accusations from people at work will start tomorrow. Such a relaxing atmosphere to be in.
Goon a movie
Gogoon
Gogoon
Goon a movie
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
Goon a movie
"Paper Goon"
"Paper Goon"
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Goon a movie
Gogoon
Gogoon
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ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Does anybody want to hit me in the face with a hammer? Nobody's worked out how to make the migraines stop in 23 years so I'm open to trying new unorthodox treatment options.
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Does anybody want to hit me in the face with a hammer? Nobody's worked out how to make the migraines stop in 23 years so I'm open to trying new unorthodox treatment options.
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I’ve been reading over the Bills of Mortality from 1665 (as one does) and the number of deaths noted as being caused by “Teeth” is really adding fuel to the ol’ nightmare fire.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ve been reading over the Bills of Mortality from 1665 (as one does) and the number of deaths noted as being caused by “Teeth” is really adding fuel to the ol’ nightmare fire.
You ever suddenly decide in your 40s to just completely change the way you've done something for decades? Like, I'm gonna start tying my shoelaces with a different knot. This is not a joke.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You ever suddenly decide in your 40s to just completely change the way you've done something for decades? Like, I'm gonna start tying my shoelaces with a different knot. This is not a joke.
[Showing a friend my collection of Madame Tussauds style waxworks of Victorian prostitutes]
Them: So…do you actually do anything with these or do they just sit here?
Me: Oh no, these are strictly for whorenamental purposes.
Them: So…do you actually do anything with these or do they just sit here?
Me: Oh no, these are strictly for whorenamental purposes.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
[Showing a friend my collection of Madame Tussauds style waxworks of Victorian prostitutes]
Them: So…do you actually do anything with these or do they just sit here?
Me: Oh no, these are strictly for whorenamental purposes.
Them: So…do you actually do anything with these or do they just sit here?
Me: Oh no, these are strictly for whorenamental purposes.
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The way you shine
Is incredibly beautiful
And my shoulders
Have all the strength needed
To carry this for a bit
Is incredibly beautiful
And my shoulders
Have all the strength needed
To carry this for a bit
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The way you shine
Is incredibly beautiful
And my shoulders
Have all the strength needed
To carry this for a bit
Is incredibly beautiful
And my shoulders
Have all the strength needed
To carry this for a bit
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It can be tough
It can seem impossible
But if you try
If you focus on one reason
I think you will find
The strength you require
It can seem impossible
But if you try
If you focus on one reason
I think you will find
The strength you require
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It can be tough
It can seem impossible
But if you try
If you focus on one reason
I think you will find
The strength you require
It can seem impossible
But if you try
If you focus on one reason
I think you will find
The strength you require
Soup and cheese topped rolls time, bitches!
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Soup and cheese topped rolls time, bitches!
Things could be worse I guess…
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Things could be worse I guess…
Come on people, there must be 5 of you following me that don't follow Shaun yet. You should do that now, because he's a gem.
👉🥺👈 25 more followers and I hit 1k
I promise to post something hot if you make it happen
I promise to post something hot if you make it happen
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Come on people, there must be 5 of you following me that don't follow Shaun yet. You should do that now, because he's a gem.
Happy Exploding Oregon Whale Day to all who celebrate!
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Happy Exploding Oregon Whale Day to all who celebrate!
Ok let's see if we get any cooperation from the little shit today, shall we?
If you were expecting anything funny or clever or insightful from me today, sorry no can do. Head empty of good thoughts. Only bad thoughts today.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Ok let's see if we get any cooperation from the little shit today, shall we?
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sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
If you were expecting anything funny or clever or insightful from me today, sorry no can do. Head empty of good thoughts. Only bad thoughts today.
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you were expecting anything funny or clever or insightful from me today, sorry no can do. Head empty of good thoughts. Only bad thoughts today.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
I know probably most people that follow me already follow Deeny because they fucking rock, but if you don't, you should. And you should also check their art out and get you some. It'll make you cool and popular and sexy.
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I know probably most people that follow me already follow Deeny because they fucking rock, but if you don't, you should. And you should also check their art out and get you some. It'll make you cool and popular and sexy.
Well I just managed to walk into a door frame whilst carrying a freshly made scalding hot cup of coffee. Is this hand going to blister up? Stay tuned to find out! FML.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Well I just managed to walk into a door frame whilst carrying a freshly made scalding hot cup of coffee. Is this hand going to blister up? Stay tuned to find out! FML.