Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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We're gonna be world famous I know it.
a man and a woman giving each other a high five
Alt: A man and a woman giving each other a repeated high five with little cartoon spark type symbols coming off their hands as they clap together. They look very happy about it
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November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We're gonna be world famous I know it.
Ok this view looks kinda ethereal and I love it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ok this view looks kinda ethereal and I love it.
You're an absolute sweetheart 😌 And I promise not to JD Vance it
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You're an absolute sweetheart 😌 And I promise not to JD Vance it
I'm forced to assume that he did. And that leads to the obvious conclusion that they're one and the same person.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm forced to assume that he did. And that leads to the obvious conclusion that they're one and the same person.
I guessed as much. Well done Betty.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I guessed as much. Well done Betty.
He can't fool me, I just don't know how he managed to paint Wayne Rooney aged 16 in the 19th century…
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
He can't fool me, I just don't know how he managed to paint Wayne Rooney aged 16 in the 19th century…
Gotta make it happen!
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Gotta make it happen!
"Möther, I must have the churu"
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Möther, I must have the churu"
And they try to tell us romance is dead…
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And they try to tell us romance is dead…
Haha, I'm kinda jealous of that feeling, not gonna lie.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Haha, I'm kinda jealous of that feeling, not gonna lie.
Yeah not the ideal way to start the day. It woke me up pretty fucking quick though 😕
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yeah not the ideal way to start the day. It woke me up pretty fucking quick though 😕
When things get less shitty over in the US I got plans for a trip to try and see a bunch of people. And you're definitely going to be on that list if I manage to do it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When things get less shitty over in the US I got plans for a trip to try and see a bunch of people. And you're definitely going to be on that list if I manage to do it.
Well if it's a good cry then I'll allow it. But fuck yeah I hope so too, that would be a life goal achieved.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Well if it's a good cry then I'll allow it. But fuck yeah I hope so too, that would be a life goal achieved.
I fucking love you too. You keep making the things, and I'll keep sharing what I see, and chipping in to help when I can. Get it all ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I fucking love you too. You keep making the things, and I'll keep sharing what I see, and chipping in to help when I can. Get it all ♥️
Now you listen and you listen good. You fucking deserve this. People deserve the chance to survive doing what they love. You've been nothing but cool to me so I'm gonna boost you til the cows come home to be help you do that.
[Turning to talk to your brain] Now listen here you little shit…
[Turning to talk to your brain] Now listen here you little shit…
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Now you listen and you listen good. You fucking deserve this. People deserve the chance to survive doing what they love. You've been nothing but cool to me so I'm gonna boost you til the cows come home to be help you do that.
[Turning to talk to your brain] Now listen here you little shit…
[Turning to talk to your brain] Now listen here you little shit…
Good job Betty, now do the other thing ♥️
a cat is laying on a blanket on a bed and looking at the camera .
Alt: A smol cat laying in a blanket, a hand comes into shot and pulls the blanket over the kitty to tuck it in, then puts a stuffed toy next to it which it hugs, then the hand strokes the cat until it falls asleep.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Good job Betty, now do the other thing ♥️
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November 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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It was nearly a villain origin story I can tell you that much
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It was nearly a villain origin story I can tell you that much
Damn, that sucks 😔 Might as well do the food thing if you're feeling it though, and after monch naps are goated.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Damn, that sucks 😔 Might as well do the food thing if you're feeling it though, and after monch naps are goated.
You should probably try for real don't you think?
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You should probably try for real don't you think?
That would just be a happy bonus 😌 I genuinely hurt in so many places
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
That would just be a happy bonus 😌 I genuinely hurt in so many places
🥰 I've got so many owies, Betty 😭
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
🥰 I've got so many owies, Betty 😭