MrsFitz
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MrsFitz
@mrsfitz.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
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I just know I’d have to start my rap battle verse with “notwithstanding”
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just know I’d have to start my rap battle verse with “notwithstanding”
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Just knitted a cardigan in a fit of rage
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just knitted a cardigan in a fit of rage
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It’s totally normal and super cool to be thinking about going to bed at 8:30 pm on a Saturday, right?
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s totally normal and super cool to be thinking about going to bed at 8:30 pm on a Saturday, right?
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I've prepared the ceremonial pool of lime jello. Jump in at your leisure.
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I've prepared the ceremonial pool of lime jello. Jump in at your leisure.
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don’t stress about the next 3 years. just remember “this tool shall pass”
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
don’t stress about the next 3 years. just remember “this tool shall pass”
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looking forward to getting my 3 french hens today hot off the rotisserie
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
looking forward to getting my 3 french hens today hot off the rotisserie
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Gonna roll down a steep hill covered in snow and progressively turn into larger and larger snow ball until I take out part of the town later if anyone wants to join me
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gonna roll down a steep hill covered in snow and progressively turn into larger and larger snow ball until I take out part of the town later if anyone wants to join me
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Riffing off each other’s jokes is a love language
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Riffing off each other’s jokes is a love language
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I know that it's difficult for kids these days because everything stays on the internet forever, but remember that in the beforetimes, whenever you'd sung a flat note in your successful radio single, you'd have to go on all the variety shows and lip sync missing that same note over and over again.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know that it's difficult for kids these days because everything stays on the internet forever, but remember that in the beforetimes, whenever you'd sung a flat note in your successful radio single, you'd have to go on all the variety shows and lip sync missing that same note over and over again.
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Bingeing on peanut brittle to the exhaustion of my jawbone muscles...
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bingeing on peanut brittle to the exhaustion of my jawbone muscles...
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I got a lot of new blocks for Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I got a lot of new blocks for Christmas.
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I got socks for christmas and I am damn happy about it.
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I got socks for christmas and I am damn happy about it.
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shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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Who's gonna tell my mom her switch to making peanut brittle in the microwave was an abject failure and it ruined Christmas?
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who's gonna tell my mom her switch to making peanut brittle in the microwave was an abject failure and it ruined Christmas?
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Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
Christmas night listening.
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Christmas night listening.
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We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
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I'm full of breakfast meats. Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm full of breakfast meats. Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas you things from another world, you.
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Merry Christmas you things from another world, you.
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Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
November 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
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BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
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Bro, if this is another partridge in a pear tree I stg. Did you even look at my list?
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Bro, if this is another partridge in a pear tree I stg. Did you even look at my list?
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I'm gonna shave my legs for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm gonna shave my legs for Christmas.
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christmas is coming
the goose is getting fat
goose: hey, wtf
the goose is getting fat
goose: hey, wtf
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
christmas is coming
the goose is getting fat
goose: hey, wtf
the goose is getting fat
goose: hey, wtf