MrsFitz
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MrsFitz
@mrsfitz.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
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Hungry for a box of crayons so I'm using twizzlers as harm reduction
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Hungry for a box of crayons so I'm using twizzlers as harm reduction
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curling up inside this tauntaun sleeping bag will fix me
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
curling up inside this tauntaun sleeping bag will fix me
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sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
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I saw the power company guy with a role of electrical tape and I appreciated the brand loyalty.
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I saw the power company guy with a role of electrical tape and I appreciated the brand loyalty.
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You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You’re too edgy for me, my guy. I listen to Al Jarreau and take pictures of glass doorknobs
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a bsky dilemma: more posting or more corn dogs
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
a bsky dilemma: more posting or more corn dogs
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A Juliet is a small Julie.
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
A Juliet is a small Julie.
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Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Who Wants Some Crack Rocks
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Kid Rock is short for Just Kidding Who Wants Some Crack Rocks
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[gang fight]
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
[gang fight]
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
ME: *folds shawl* ok so no tickling right
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I like to move it. But I do not like to move it move it. I just like the one move it.
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I like to move it. But I do not like to move it move it. I just like the one move it.
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Cinderella is short for Cindy Mozzarella
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Cinderella is short for Cindy Mozzarella
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my lawyer: so, just to be clear, in your eventual passing you wish to be cremated & your ashes are to be sprinkled on top of every arby’s restaurant within a five mile radius?
me, drinking pickle juice right out of the jar: correct.
me, drinking pickle juice right out of the jar: correct.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
my lawyer: so, just to be clear, in your eventual passing you wish to be cremated & your ashes are to be sprinkled on top of every arby’s restaurant within a five mile radius?
me, drinking pickle juice right out of the jar: correct.
me, drinking pickle juice right out of the jar: correct.
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If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon
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On some mornings I tune past the angry old guy on a cape cod radio station and in his bitter coffee clipped accent he forever rants about beautiful things that scare him when all he needs is a good poop I’m sure
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
On some mornings I tune past the angry old guy on a cape cod radio station and in his bitter coffee clipped accent he forever rants about beautiful things that scare him when all he needs is a good poop I’m sure
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A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.
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Watching Pans Labyrinth and waiting for Bad Bunny highlights on social media as it was written by the ancestors centuries ago
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Watching Pans Labyrinth and waiting for Bad Bunny highlights on social media as it was written by the ancestors centuries ago
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*looks around*
Well, America seems to have survived.
Well, America seems to have survived.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
*looks around*
Well, America seems to have survived.
Well, America seems to have survived.
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Didn’t understand a word. Understood enough. Loved it
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Didn’t understand a word. Understood enough. Loved it
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If you have the nuance to make a perfect humblebrag, would you consider keeping it to yourself until my nuance can straight up admit it's at least a decent nuance
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
If you have the nuance to make a perfect humblebrag, would you consider keeping it to yourself until my nuance can straight up admit it's at least a decent nuance
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but remove side edges first then fold, crease, and tear along perforation
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but remove side edges first then fold, crease, and tear along perforation
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Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
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he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
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It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It was weird growing up with flat earther parents but at least I’m level-headed.