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Really important fundraising opportunity for the farm sanctuary I work for - please chip in if you can!
Little Clementine came here because her 97 year old owner could no longer care for her. She is elderly, nearly blind and has no record of vetting so she needs extensive dental, hoof, and medical care. Can you help us meet a $12,500 matching goal to help animals like her? donorbox.org/end-of-year-...
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Don't think I've spoken to a single artist who didn't struggle this Christmas, and I spoke to a lot, so even if it's not my work I'd really encourage people to try to support a local artist that you like instead of big corporations - every single sale makes a real, tangible difference to their life.
If, like me, you did NOT get the ONE thing you wanted from Santy (a 95-year-old bachelor farmer with plenty land and a bad cough), treat yourself to a print from an Irish doodler instead - big discounts across the shop, including on bundles, so go on. Go on go on go ON.

www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I remain convinced most of my problems can be fixed by the right notebook
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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New Substack!

Hearts and Bones - The longing to feel human in a world of loss connection

open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
Hearts and Bones
The longing to feel human in an world of loss connection
open.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
nfl commentators love to mention where a player went to college almost as much as grandmas
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Bing: 🎶Would you like to swing on a star?

Me: Hells yeah!

Bing: 🎶Carry moonbeams home in a jar

Me: Sounds pretty sweet!

Bing: 🎶And be better off than you are

Me: Sign me up!

Bing: 🎶Or would you rather be a mule?

Me: dafuq?
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Tfw Merv
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Fritz got a fancy holiday bow tie for Xmas and he LOVES it
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Unbuttoning my jeans when I sit down on the couch is gender-affirming care
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s nuclear winter, Charlie Brown
It's Thailand, Charlie Brown
It’s goatse and it’s internet lore, Charlie Brown
December 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I just cannot imagine a world in which I have to put on makeup every time I want to talk about books.
will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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new Ritz Lick-ables…the cracker you lick
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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We've secretly replaced the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services with road kill
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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theres still a few left ! i’ll be shipping everything on the 5th ✨🌿 annijyn.com/collections/...
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The first century was a good time to be a Pliny. Pliny the Elder and Pliny the Younger both elevated Plinyhood to new heights. Truly the golden age of Plinys.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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*slowly running my long, slender fingers over their rock hard body* i hope this turkey thaws in time for new year’s day
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Some #DailyFrank belly
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Trump slashed taxes in half for America's biggest retailers in 2017.

He gave their CEOs up to $35 million in tax breaks.

And prices are soaring and retail workers are still paid low wages.

Trickle-down economics is such an enormous scam.
December 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I can't stop laughing at the name "Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl". I just keep walking around the house saying it to my parents.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If anyone needs a new year's related pep talk and would like it featured in this week's That's Marvelous newsletter...let me know!
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Will I understand AVATAR if I haven’t seen TÁR?
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM