Block Me Amadeus
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social
Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
Is there a bad time to use gin?
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Is there a bad time to use gin?
You clearly haven't come by my Gently Used International Prize Emporium. I can get you anything.
[Picture of trophy-laden hock shop with a barrel in front labelled "Take a Grammy, Leave a Grammy"]
[Picture of trophy-laden hock shop with a barrel in front labelled "Take a Grammy, Leave a Grammy"]
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
You clearly haven't come by my Gently Used International Prize Emporium. I can get you anything.
[Picture of trophy-laden hock shop with a barrel in front labelled "Take a Grammy, Leave a Grammy"]
[Picture of trophy-laden hock shop with a barrel in front labelled "Take a Grammy, Leave a Grammy"]
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![[ ] Take me to the Internet.
[ ] Tell me more about the Internet.
[X] I’m not ready for the Internet.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:44qzcr2vlte2j647kw65wlkp/bafkreig43uynxqhffuplxjl6w3ztxfaqnnwbf5u3uja3vzsrslkik4o6mq@jpeg)
It's 1:30 on the Friday of a three-day weekend and I'm halfway thru my second G&T and third Apocalypse so if your are calling from work someone had better be on fire.
Yes, I said someONE.
Yes, I said someONE.
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It's 1:30 on the Friday of a three-day weekend and I'm halfway thru my second G&T and third Apocalypse so if your are calling from work someone had better be on fire.
Yes, I said someONE.
Yes, I said someONE.
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Trying to piece back together a packet of ramen I have smashed with a hammer, only it is the steps I have taken to get to this place.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Trying to piece back together a packet of ramen I have smashed with a hammer, only it is the steps I have taken to get to this place.
Technically, it is called "a little tree of broccoli."
January 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Technically, it is called "a little tree of broccoli."
I'm deeply disappointed that Mario Van Peebles didn't name his daughter Pebbles.
Imagine if she had hooked up with Jean-Claude Van Damme's Son, Bam Bam.
Imagine if she had hooked up with Jean-Claude Van Damme's Son, Bam Bam.
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'm deeply disappointed that Mario Van Peebles didn't name his daughter Pebbles.
Imagine if she had hooked up with Jean-Claude Van Damme's Son, Bam Bam.
Imagine if she had hooked up with Jean-Claude Van Damme's Son, Bam Bam.
OMG that would have made it SO MUCH BETTER!
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
OMG that would have made it SO MUCH BETTER!
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Fuck “the summer you turned pretty”—tell me about the season you went absolutely batshit weirdo.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fuck “the summer you turned pretty”—tell me about the season you went absolutely batshit weirdo.
Cosign!!!
We saw Louis Black in a small venue in December of 2001 - we laughed so hard it hurt.
And I've seen Weird Al a few times - hardest working band in rock n roll history.
We saw Louis Black in a small venue in December of 2001 - we laughed so hard it hurt.
And I've seen Weird Al a few times - hardest working band in rock n roll history.
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Cosign!!!
We saw Louis Black in a small venue in December of 2001 - we laughed so hard it hurt.
And I've seen Weird Al a few times - hardest working band in rock n roll history.
We saw Louis Black in a small venue in December of 2001 - we laughed so hard it hurt.
And I've seen Weird Al a few times - hardest working band in rock n roll history.
Wet a minute...
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Wet a minute...
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Water is great because if you see someone drinking it you can say “water you doing?”
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Water is great because if you see someone drinking it you can say “water you doing?”
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If 2026 continues like this my muted words list is going to contain all locations and, eventually, all nouns.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
If 2026 continues like this my muted words list is going to contain all locations and, eventually, all nouns.
I can sell you a de-chanter, slightly used, very cheap.
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I can sell you a de-chanter, slightly used, very cheap.
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Exit lines I expect I'll be using in 2026:
1. I simply must go, l left my squirrel army unattended.
2. Oh how charming! Unfortunately, I'm already fully enchanted.
3. Goodness, is that the time? Is time still even a function of reality?
4. Yeah, I think we're done here, prick biscuit.
1. I simply must go, l left my squirrel army unattended.
2. Oh how charming! Unfortunately, I'm already fully enchanted.
3. Goodness, is that the time? Is time still even a function of reality?
4. Yeah, I think we're done here, prick biscuit.
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Exit lines I expect I'll be using in 2026:
1. I simply must go, l left my squirrel army unattended.
2. Oh how charming! Unfortunately, I'm already fully enchanted.
3. Goodness, is that the time? Is time still even a function of reality?
4. Yeah, I think we're done here, prick biscuit.
1. I simply must go, l left my squirrel army unattended.
2. Oh how charming! Unfortunately, I'm already fully enchanted.
3. Goodness, is that the time? Is time still even a function of reality?
4. Yeah, I think we're done here, prick biscuit.
Carbon on the valves!
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Carbon on the valves!
It was sold as being "like M*A*S*H but funnier.". It is neither.
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It was sold as being "like M*A*S*H but funnier.". It is neither.
Make a serious movie fun by Elmer Fudding the title.
Wed Wock West (at wast!)
Wed Wock West (at wast!)
Make a serious movie fun by Elmer Fudding the title.
The Woad
The Woad
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Make a serious movie fun by Elmer Fudding the title.
Wed Wock West (at wast!)
Wed Wock West (at wast!)
So apparently the only way to get rid of old cringe memories is to create new ones.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
So apparently the only way to get rid of old cringe memories is to create new ones.
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
It's like still eating lead paint.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's like still eating lead paint.
You're only scratching the surface.
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You're only scratching the surface.