Block Me Amadeus
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social
Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
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Me: Could you get this at the store for me?
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
December 19, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Me: Could you get this at the store for me?
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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Can’t attend the function, following gently floating lights into the woods
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Can’t attend the function, following gently floating lights into the woods
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We put a GoPro on Grandpa to find out what he does all day. Apparently he tries to catch birds and the neighbors feed him table scraps.
October 19, 2023 at 5:43 PM
We put a GoPro on Grandpa to find out what he does all day. Apparently he tries to catch birds and the neighbors feed him table scraps.
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Lost my Mom. She wasn't religious. She loved Carl Sagan.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lost my Mom. She wasn't religious. She loved Carl Sagan.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
"A Prayer for Bugs Meany"
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"A Prayer for Bugs Meany"
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
I took a year off from this place for my mental health.
Mental health is overrated.
Mental health is overrated.
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I took a year off from this place for my mental health.
Mental health is overrated.
Mental health is overrated.
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Me watching football: Damn he threw that pass like a woman.
My son: Huh?
Me: To a man who disappointed him.
My son: Huh?
Me: To a man who disappointed him.
December 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Me watching football: Damn he threw that pass like a woman.
My son: Huh?
Me: To a man who disappointed him.
My son: Huh?
Me: To a man who disappointed him.
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Watched our favorite Christmas movie again last night.
This part always gets me.
This part always gets me.
December 20, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Watched our favorite Christmas movie again last night.
This part always gets me.
This part always gets me.
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Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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“It makes me so happy. To be back at the beginning, knowing almost nothing.” -Arcadia, Tom Stoppard, zichrono l’bracha
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“It makes me so happy. To be back at the beginning, knowing almost nothing.” -Arcadia, Tom Stoppard, zichrono l’bracha
I'll sleep when I'm dead*
* On Teams calls with my camera off
* On Teams calls with my camera off
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'll sleep when I'm dead*
* On Teams calls with my camera off
* On Teams calls with my camera off
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"It's a Wonderful Life" (1946, Dir: Frank Capra)
Man who makes series of bad life choices ends up accidentally inventing GoFundMe.
Man who makes series of bad life choices ends up accidentally inventing GoFundMe.
December 18, 2024 at 12:16 PM
"It's a Wonderful Life" (1946, Dir: Frank Capra)
Man who makes series of bad life choices ends up accidentally inventing GoFundMe.
Man who makes series of bad life choices ends up accidentally inventing GoFundMe.
Guys, I'm really suffering. I've lost my voice so for the last few days I haven't been able to watch movies.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guys, I'm really suffering. I've lost my voice so for the last few days I haven't been able to watch movies.
"Richie" is short for Richibald.
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Richie" is short for Richibald.
"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.
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a secret portrait which bears all the scars of my age and debaucheries would fix me
January 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
a secret portrait which bears all the scars of my age and debaucheries would fix me
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These long winter nights are great because this must be what it feels like to live on a nomad planet with no home star to orbit. Hurtling through the inky black. Forgotten by God.
January 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
These long winter nights are great because this must be what it feels like to live on a nomad planet with no home star to orbit. Hurtling through the inky black. Forgotten by God.
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Don't worry, boss. I created a bar chart for the presentation.
January 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Don't worry, boss. I created a bar chart for the presentation.
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The bartender told me to stop headbutting people who try to talk to me.
January 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The bartender told me to stop headbutting people who try to talk to me.
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My wife took this picture yesterday and I can’t stop looking at it
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My wife took this picture yesterday and I can’t stop looking at it
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People keep asking me questions about my horrible blood demon I summoned and never about my day. It's like they don't even care about my feelings.
January 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
People keep asking me questions about my horrible blood demon I summoned and never about my day. It's like they don't even care about my feelings.
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[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
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"Centipedes have like thirty-five legs tops."
"Why would they have an uneven number of legs?"
"This is a tough town."
"Why would they have an uneven number of legs?"
"This is a tough town."
January 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Centipedes have like thirty-five legs tops."
"Why would they have an uneven number of legs?"
"This is a tough town."
"Why would they have an uneven number of legs?"
"This is a tough town."