The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
Am I being selfish if the thing that dismays me most right now is how thoroughly Trump has bent the Southern District of New York to his purposes?
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Am I being selfish if the thing that dismays me most right now is how thoroughly Trump has bent the Southern District of New York to his purposes?
In '87 when INXS released their hit, Kick, maybe the economy supported a roughly 50/50 kick/get kicked ratio, but these days you only ever get to kick maybe 1/100 times you get kicked.
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
In '87 when INXS released their hit, Kick, maybe the economy supported a roughly 50/50 kick/get kicked ratio, but these days you only ever get to kick maybe 1/100 times you get kicked.
Guys, you have to calm down about the Venezuela thing. Big Balls said it was fine.
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Guys, you have to calm down about the Venezuela thing. Big Balls said it was fine.
Eddie Murphy in: Five Guise
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Eddie Murphy in: Five Guise
suppurating brain
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
suppurating brain
Um, about that wrath, Madam Attorney General. The US justice system is, famously, supposed to operate wrath-free.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Um, about that wrath, Madam Attorney General. The US justice system is, famously, supposed to operate wrath-free.
It's crazy to think that for many years sweatshirts only had crew necks, and then some time in the sixties someone added a hood and a pocket and it was a Renaissance for teenage boys who like to hunch and sulk.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It's crazy to think that for many years sweatshirts only had crew necks, and then some time in the sixties someone added a hood and a pocket and it was a Renaissance for teenage boys who like to hunch and sulk.
Apropos of nothing, here is a gorgeous gif from the movie Event Horizon.
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Apropos of nothing, here is a gorgeous gif from the movie Event Horizon.
Imagining a pencil I could stick through spacetime and what I might do with it, in a jabby manner.
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Imagining a pencil I could stick through spacetime and what I might do with it, in a jabby manner.
Was a day, huh?
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Was a day, huh?
Might be why they are, you know, as yet still untapped.
No quick wins in tapping Venezuela's oil reserves reut.rs/4piX1RN
No quick wins in tapping Venezuela's oil reserves
Venezuela is unlikely to see any meaningful boost to crude output for years even if U.S. oil majors do invest the billions of dollars in the country that President Donald Trump promised just hours following Nicolás Maduro's capture by U.S. forces.
reut.rs
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Might be why they are, you know, as yet still untapped.
Well, now. Something still to look forward to.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Well, now. Something still to look forward to.
Charles is worried we won't be able to handle running Venezuela on account of how much he's struggling just to run the free health care and insider trading shelter for old Democrats.
The idea that Trump plans to now run Venezuela should strike fear in the hearts of all Americans. The American people have seen this before and paid the devastating price.
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Charles is worried we won't be able to handle running Venezuela on account of how much he's struggling just to run the free health care and insider trading shelter for old Democrats.
I don't really mind getting ads for guns while I'm reading the Washington Post, but I was under the impression that, like cigarettes, guns were not permitted to be advertised to the general public.
Also, why is the gun model aiming his rifle at the sky? Even if it's empty that's naughty.
Also, why is the gun model aiming his rifle at the sky? Even if it's empty that's naughty.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I don't really mind getting ads for guns while I'm reading the Washington Post, but I was under the impression that, like cigarettes, guns were not permitted to be advertised to the general public.
Also, why is the gun model aiming his rifle at the sky? Even if it's empty that's naughty.
Also, why is the gun model aiming his rifle at the sky? Even if it's empty that's naughty.
Seems legit. We can help them figure out what to do with all that oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Seems legit. We can help them figure out what to do with all that oil.
Our kleptocracy blazed right through kakistocracy and dove straight into shartistocracy.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Our kleptocracy blazed right through kakistocracy and dove straight into shartistocracy.
ever green
music.youtube.com/watch?v=19yp...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=19yp...
War Pimp Renaissance
YouTube video by Lard - Topic
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January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
ever green
music.youtube.com/watch?v=19yp...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=19yp...
Shoe gaze? Nah, I'm into diarrhea core now.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Shoe gaze? Nah, I'm into diarrhea core now.
Awesome. Now do Vladimir Putin.
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Awesome. Now do Vladimir Putin.
Back in grade school me and my friend tried to make a laser by wrapping a power cord around a test tube full of CO2.
It didn't work, but we had a lot of fun almost electrocuting ourselves.
It didn't work, but we had a lot of fun almost electrocuting ourselves.
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Back in grade school me and my friend tried to make a laser by wrapping a power cord around a test tube full of CO2.
It didn't work, but we had a lot of fun almost electrocuting ourselves.
It didn't work, but we had a lot of fun almost electrocuting ourselves.
partial list of entirely believable evil corporations in movies:
Weyland Yutani
MNU
Umbrella
Tetravaal
Cyberdyne Systems
Armadyne
Ludovico Institute
Acme
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Weyland Yutani
MNU
Umbrella
Tetravaal
Cyberdyne Systems
Armadyne
Ludovico Institute
Acme
Buy N Large
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
partial list of entirely believable evil corporations in movies:
Weyland Yutani
MNU
Umbrella
Tetravaal
Cyberdyne Systems
Armadyne
Ludovico Institute
Acme
Buy N Large
Weyland Yutani
MNU
Umbrella
Tetravaal
Cyberdyne Systems
Armadyne
Ludovico Institute
Acme
Buy N Large
No, it's not, buddy. Nothing is any more.
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
No, it's not, buddy. Nothing is any more.
I never watched Batman Forever when it came out originally, but I'm making the mistake of watching it now.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I never watched Batman Forever when it came out originally, but I'm making the mistake of watching it now.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
Jeff wants you to know he sees through your ruse, and is rubbing his hands together gleefully in anticipation of you crying a lot when you fall out of the nest.
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Jeff wants you to know he sees through your ruse, and is rubbing his hands together gleefully in anticipation of you crying a lot when you fall out of the nest.
Okay, but if undercover FBI agents pretending to be ISIS were the only ISIS operatives the perp had any contact with, was it really a terror-attack-in-planning, or was it a dunce springing an entrapment mill?
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
FBI says undercover operation thwarted ISIS-inspired terror attack
Officials say an 18 year old man contacted an NYPD undercover officer posing as a member of ISIS and discussed staging an attack at a North Carolina grocery.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Okay, but if undercover FBI agents pretending to be ISIS were the only ISIS operatives the perp had any contact with, was it really a terror-attack-in-planning, or was it a dunce springing an entrapment mill?
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...