The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
I know that with inflation $5.99 is just the new $3.99, but I'm struggling with that being the floor for renting recent movies.
I can't do it. I'll just wait for it to go to one of the platforms or maybe just never watch it at all, even though it's basically the same amount of money stuck in my head
I can't do it. I'll just wait for it to go to one of the platforms or maybe just never watch it at all, even though it's basically the same amount of money stuck in my head
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I know that with inflation $5.99 is just the new $3.99, but I'm struggling with that being the floor for renting recent movies.
I can't do it. I'll just wait for it to go to one of the platforms or maybe just never watch it at all, even though it's basically the same amount of money stuck in my head
I can't do it. I'll just wait for it to go to one of the platforms or maybe just never watch it at all, even though it's basically the same amount of money stuck in my head
Frankenstein is pretty good.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Frankenstein is pretty good.
As long as it doesn't retraumatize all the victims, it's fantastic that we're plowing ahead with definitively proving Trump is a slobbering sex criminal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As long as it doesn't retraumatize all the victims, it's fantastic that we're plowing ahead with definitively proving Trump is a slobbering sex criminal.
Hitler could have saved all those Nuremberg guys a lot of hassle if only he'd cooked up a memo ahead of the war making it all okay.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
U.S. troops not liable in boat strikes, classified Justice Dept. memo says
In a classified memo, the Trump administration’s Office of Legal Counsel said that U.S. troops would not be liable for participating in boat strikes on alleged narco-traffickers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hitler could have saved all those Nuremberg guys a lot of hassle if only he'd cooked up a memo ahead of the war making it all okay.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Oak trees like to show off by being loud in the winter wind, letting you know they can hold onto their dead leaves until spring if they feel like it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oak trees like to show off by being loud in the winter wind, letting you know they can hold onto their dead leaves until spring if they feel like it.
I'd love to know what set of circumstances (blood pressure, electrolyte levels, ambient sound, etc.) leads to my tinnitus seeming to sound like it is distorted or overdriven occasionally, usually only in one ear.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'd love to know what set of circumstances (blood pressure, electrolyte levels, ambient sound, etc.) leads to my tinnitus seeming to sound like it is distorted or overdriven occasionally, usually only in one ear.
Hot Demographers in Your Area Seeking Hookups
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hot Demographers in Your Area Seeking Hookups
Just a reminder that "I cut ties with the convicted sex trafficker because he hired away underage girls employed as masseuses from my own pleasure palace" is not the amazingly exculpatory argument you seem to think it is.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Just a reminder that "I cut ties with the convicted sex trafficker because he hired away underage girls employed as masseuses from my own pleasure palace" is not the amazingly exculpatory argument you seem to think it is.
The Gullibility Nexus was a cautionary tale, but the tech industry made it real and we're all fucked now.
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
How people really use ChatGPT, according to 47,000 conversations shared online
What do people ask the popular chatbot? We analyzed thousands of chats to identify common topics discussed by users and patterns in ChatGPT’s responses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Gullibility Nexus was a cautionary tale, but the tech industry made it real and we're all fucked now.
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
The question you have to ask yourself is why are garden hoses made of materials that are so soluble and toxic to begin with?
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The question you have to ask yourself is why are garden hoses made of materials that are so soluble and toxic to begin with?
I'm not big on Christianity, and this is one of the Christier Christmas carols, but Andy Bell can sing anything into a delight.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0w...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0w...
Sleep Quietly
YouTube video by Erasure - Topic
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November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm not big on Christianity, and this is one of the Christier Christmas carols, but Andy Bell can sing anything into a delight.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0w...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0w...
Luv 2 face unafraid the plans that I've made.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Luv 2 face unafraid the plans that I've made.
Pronouncing SpaceX like everyone except Tracy Jordan pronounces Dr Leo Spaceman.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pronouncing SpaceX like everyone except Tracy Jordan pronounces Dr Leo Spaceman.
US lawmakers being "concerned" about corruption in Ukraine is a little rich.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
US lawmakers being "concerned" about corruption in Ukraine is a little rich.
How's that Gaza ceasefire going?
Haven't heard anything about it in the news, what with the much more important matter of Americans not being able to fly back and forth across the country at a moment's notice for $100 grabbing all the attention.
Haven't heard anything about it in the news, what with the much more important matter of Americans not being able to fly back and forth across the country at a moment's notice for $100 grabbing all the attention.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How's that Gaza ceasefire going?
Haven't heard anything about it in the news, what with the much more important matter of Americans not being able to fly back and forth across the country at a moment's notice for $100 grabbing all the attention.
Haven't heard anything about it in the news, what with the much more important matter of Americans not being able to fly back and forth across the country at a moment's notice for $100 grabbing all the attention.
Cul de snack, and it's a dead end aisle at the convenience store.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Cul de snack, and it's a dead end aisle at the convenience store.
Pluribus is pretty good.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pluribus is pretty good.
I'm sorry, General. Did you just say "nucular?"
I'm afraid that's going to cost you at least one star.
I'm afraid that's going to cost you at least one star.
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm sorry, General. Did you just say "nucular?"
I'm afraid that's going to cost you at least one star.
I'm afraid that's going to cost you at least one star.
Thinking about Chernobyl every time I make salt potatoes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Thinking about Chernobyl every time I make salt potatoes.
We'd be in a lot less trouble now if nuclear weapons had turned out to be more difficult than basically smashing two rocks together really hard.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We'd be in a lot less trouble now if nuclear weapons had turned out to be more difficult than basically smashing two rocks together really hard.
DJIA holds near record highs on news that ballroom will "have more gold than anyone has ever seen"
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
DJIA holds near record highs on news that ballroom will "have more gold than anyone has ever seen"
We give young men confusing messaging about how to behave. On one hand, we fill the airwaves with songs telling them "don't be a bad boyfriend" and on the other hand there's a seemingly endless supply of hot singer-songwriters waiting to date them and write songs about what bad boyfriends they were.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We give young men confusing messaging about how to behave. On one hand, we fill the airwaves with songs telling them "don't be a bad boyfriend" and on the other hand there's a seemingly endless supply of hot singer-songwriters waiting to date them and write songs about what bad boyfriends they were.
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
Here comes Charlie Schumer. Good ol' Charlie Schumer... yes, sir.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Here comes Charlie Schumer. Good ol' Charlie Schumer... yes, sir.
What did conservative freaks do when Reagan wore tan suits?
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What did conservative freaks do when Reagan wore tan suits?