The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
I say this to my wife, who is unusually sensitive to bumps when riding as a passenger while looking the entire time at her phone, at least once a week when I can't avoid a pothole or something.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I say this to my wife, who is unusually sensitive to bumps when riding as a passenger while looking the entire time at her phone, at least once a week when I can't avoid a pothole or something.
Who says Johnny Cash quoting Revelation isn't actually hilarious?
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Who says Johnny Cash quoting Revelation isn't actually hilarious?
Any time there's a windfall:
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Any time there's a windfall:
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
The last two monkeys:
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The last two monkeys: