The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
Sometimes it do be like that.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes it do be like that.
I don't care particularly for the Jurassic Park franchise, but there's a special place in my 90s-coded lexicon for "hold onto ya butts", "ah, ah, ah", and "clever girl".
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don't care particularly for the Jurassic Park franchise, but there's a special place in my 90s-coded lexicon for "hold onto ya butts", "ah, ah, ah", and "clever girl".
I built a high powered desktop tower for editing and displaying 8K video (as well as running 10Gbps network capacity tests) a few years ago, and it's been at least a year since I turned it on, so it had a lot of Windows 10-related complaints it urgently wanted me to address when I fired it up.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I built a high powered desktop tower for editing and displaying 8K video (as well as running 10Gbps network capacity tests) a few years ago, and it's been at least a year since I turned it on, so it had a lot of Windows 10-related complaints it urgently wanted me to address when I fired it up.
Crap and shit do not smell the same. Please make a note of it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Crap and shit do not smell the same. Please make a note of it.
I could increase my 401(k) contribution to max out to the new levels and piss my money into a giant ponzi scheme in the cloud, but that thousand bucks could also buy a couple thousand rounds of rifle ammo or several avocado toasts, either of which is an easily liquidated asset that holds its value.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I could increase my 401(k) contribution to max out to the new levels and piss my money into a giant ponzi scheme in the cloud, but that thousand bucks could also buy a couple thousand rounds of rifle ammo or several avocado toasts, either of which is an easily liquidated asset that holds its value.
"The 1880s were more openly corrupt than now, and nothing bad happened" is a take.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Shocked by Trump’s profiteering? Here’s some perspective.
There are periods in American history when graft was the rule, not the exception.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"The 1880s were more openly corrupt than now, and nothing bad happened" is a take.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
HBO release Common Side Effects and Scavengers Reign on physical media before selling library for scrap 2025 challenge.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
HBO release Common Side Effects and Scavengers Reign on physical media before selling library for scrap 2025 challenge.
See, this is what I assumed would be the most difficult aspect of parenting going in and discovered not to be much of an issue as my kid grew up.
One thing I wasn’t prepared for as a parent was how much time I’d have to spend triaging damage done indirectly by other kids’ shitty parents.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
See, this is what I assumed would be the most difficult aspect of parenting going in and discovered not to be much of an issue as my kid grew up.
And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, "come and see," and I saw.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, "come and see," and I saw.
"Relax," said the AI. "We are programmed to receive."
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"Relax," said the AI. "We are programmed to receive."
Fully recharging my electric car in ten minutes from the 5 trillion watt stream of oncoming headlights.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Fully recharging my electric car in ten minutes from the 5 trillion watt stream of oncoming headlights.
upon being shot down by a pretty girl at a bar: "at least I still rule at Burger King"
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
upon being shot down by a pretty girl at a bar: "at least I still rule at Burger King"
I have a proposal for Mackenzie Scott...
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Planned Parenthood closes 20 clinics after Medicaid cuts, warns of grim future
In a new report, Planned Parenthood said it covered the cost of $45 million in health care services in September, the first month when it could not bill Medicaid.
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November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I have a proposal for Mackenzie Scott...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Frankenstein is pretty good.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Frankenstein is pretty good.
As long as it doesn't retraumatize all the victims, it's fantastic that we're plowing ahead with definitively proving Trump is a slobbering sex criminal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As long as it doesn't retraumatize all the victims, it's fantastic that we're plowing ahead with definitively proving Trump is a slobbering sex criminal.
Hitler could have saved all those Nuremberg guys a lot of hassle if only he'd cooked up a memo ahead of the war making it all okay.
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U.S. troops not liable in boat strikes, classified Justice Dept. memo says
In a classified memo, the Trump administration’s Office of Legal Counsel said that U.S. troops would not be liable for participating in boat strikes on alleged narco-traffickers.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hitler could have saved all those Nuremberg guys a lot of hassle if only he'd cooked up a memo ahead of the war making it all okay.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Oak trees like to show off by being loud in the winter wind, letting you know they can hold onto their dead leaves until spring if they feel like it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oak trees like to show off by being loud in the winter wind, letting you know they can hold onto their dead leaves until spring if they feel like it.
I'd love to know what set of circumstances (blood pressure, electrolyte levels, ambient sound, etc.) leads to my tinnitus seeming to sound like it is distorted or overdriven occasionally, usually only in one ear.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'd love to know what set of circumstances (blood pressure, electrolyte levels, ambient sound, etc.) leads to my tinnitus seeming to sound like it is distorted or overdriven occasionally, usually only in one ear.
Hot Demographers in Your Area Seeking Hookups
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hot Demographers in Your Area Seeking Hookups
Just a reminder that "I cut ties with the convicted sex trafficker because he hired away underage girls employed as masseuses from my own pleasure palace" is not the amazingly exculpatory argument you seem to think it is.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Just a reminder that "I cut ties with the convicted sex trafficker because he hired away underage girls employed as masseuses from my own pleasure palace" is not the amazingly exculpatory argument you seem to think it is.
The Gullibility Nexus was a cautionary tale, but the tech industry made it real and we're all fucked now.
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
How people really use ChatGPT, according to 47,000 conversations shared online
What do people ask the popular chatbot? We analyzed thousands of chats to identify common topics discussed by users and patterns in ChatGPT’s responses.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Gullibility Nexus was a cautionary tale, but the tech industry made it real and we're all fucked now.
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
The question you have to ask yourself is why are garden hoses made of materials that are so soluble and toxic to begin with?
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The question you have to ask yourself is why are garden hoses made of materials that are so soluble and toxic to begin with?
I'm not big on Christianity, and this is one of the Christier Christmas carols, but Andy Bell can sing anything into a delight.
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Sleep Quietly
YouTube video by Erasure - Topic
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November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm not big on Christianity, and this is one of the Christier Christmas carols, but Andy Bell can sing anything into a delight.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0w...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0w...
Luv 2 face unafraid the plans that I've made.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Luv 2 face unafraid the plans that I've made.
Pronouncing SpaceX like everyone except Tracy Jordan pronounces Dr Leo Spaceman.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pronouncing SpaceX like everyone except Tracy Jordan pronounces Dr Leo Spaceman.