The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
This one (also cheap, but less so) still has at least 75% after being off the same amount of time (at least six months).
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This one (also cheap, but less so) still has at least 75% after being off the same amount of time (at least six months).
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
Assuming both are similarly accurate, I think it's important to have one that will be ready to use in an emergency with a minimum of fucking around.
Sometimes it do be like that.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes it do be like that.
I say this to my wife, who is unusually sensitive to bumps when riding as a passenger while looking the entire time at her phone, at least once a week when I can't avoid a pothole or something.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I say this to my wife, who is unusually sensitive to bumps when riding as a passenger while looking the entire time at her phone, at least once a week when I can't avoid a pothole or something.
Form follows function.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Form follows function.
Who says Johnny Cash quoting Revelation isn't actually hilarious?
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Who says Johnny Cash quoting Revelation isn't actually hilarious?
Her actress era may pass quickly into her comically low rotten tomatoes score era.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Her actress era may pass quickly into her comically low rotten tomatoes score era.
Any time there's a windfall:
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Any time there's a windfall:
Thinking about Chernobyl every time I make salt potatoes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Thinking about Chernobyl every time I make salt potatoes.
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What would I do with full SNAP benefits?
Here comes Charlie Schumer. Good ol' Charlie Schumer... yes, sir.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Here comes Charlie Schumer. Good ol' Charlie Schumer... yes, sir.
Drinking some Stoli for Lt Col Stanislav Petrov.
Спасибо, товарищ
Спасибо, товарищ
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Drinking some Stoli for Lt Col Stanislav Petrov.
Спасибо, товарищ
Спасибо, товарищ
Very big brick bug (house centipede) scooting around in my basement.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Very big brick bug (house centipede) scooting around in my basement.
Alex Garland makes amazing movies, and Civil War is one of the best, but why are there bullets strewn around Cailee Spaeny on the carpet? Shouldn't they be spent casings?
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Alex Garland makes amazing movies, and Civil War is one of the best, but why are there bullets strewn around Cailee Spaeny on the carpet? Shouldn't they be spent casings?
You've heard of hotdog juice and hotdog water. Now there is also hotdog plasma!
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You've heard of hotdog juice and hotdog water. Now there is also hotdog plasma!
Getting Into Impossible Wars: An American Tradition of Hair and Hubris
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Getting Into Impossible Wars: An American Tradition of Hair and Hubris
"So, you're sure it will be easy-peasy, lemon squeezy?"
"Oh, yes Mr. President!"
"Oh, yes Mr. President!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"So, you're sure it will be easy-peasy, lemon squeezy?"
"Oh, yes Mr. President!"
"Oh, yes Mr. President!"
Dude has a fucked up affectation of a hairdo and yet nobody at the time was like "this guy is a obviously a sociopath, maybe we shouldn't put him in charge of anything."
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dude has a fucked up affectation of a hairdo and yet nobody at the time was like "this guy is a obviously a sociopath, maybe we shouldn't put him in charge of anything."
As a kid watching 60 Minutes with my parents I thought Morley Safer was a nice old man. I had no idea this badass was the one who broke the story of US troops burning villages (and villagers) to the ground, and that Pres Johnson demanded CBS fire him and CBS refused.
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
As a kid watching 60 Minutes with my parents I thought Morley Safer was a nice old man. I had no idea this badass was the one who broke the story of US troops burning villages (and villagers) to the ground, and that Pres Johnson demanded CBS fire him and CBS refused.
chicken pot pie and pils lunch!
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
chicken pot pie and pils lunch!
Imagine that bloated corpse wallowing in that tub.
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Imagine that bloated corpse wallowing in that tub.
birch leaves on moss in my driveway
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
birch leaves on moss in my driveway
The last two monkeys:
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The last two monkeys:
this guy watching the polls today
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
this guy watching the polls today
