Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
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Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
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Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.
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Pour two scoops of scrabble tiles in my brain and close the lid, that'll hold me for a few weeks
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Pour two scoops of scrabble tiles in my brain and close the lid, that'll hold me for a few weeks
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Before social media, I could go months without interacting with another human. I talked to mailboxes
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Before social media, I could go months without interacting with another human. I talked to mailboxes
I've been thinking about the time my elementary school hosted a "Pancake Day" lunch, and another kid called me stupid for not knowing it had to do with a religious holiday, so I asked him which religious holiday was the reason for Hot Dog Day.
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I've been thinking about the time my elementary school hosted a "Pancake Day" lunch, and another kid called me stupid for not knowing it had to do with a religious holiday, so I asked him which religious holiday was the reason for Hot Dog Day.
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Nordic social media attacks on Canada continue to escalate
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Nordic social media attacks on Canada continue to escalate
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"there is too much slop in my hellhole!" I say, turning up the slop faucet.
"i will not stand for it! i will not!!"
"i will not stand for it! i will not!!"
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
"there is too much slop in my hellhole!" I say, turning up the slop faucet.
"i will not stand for it! i will not!!"
"i will not stand for it! i will not!!"
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"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
April 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
The new neighbour in the adjacent house is RCMP, so I've just renamed my bluetooth speakers to "Oubliette Muzak" and "Secret Underground Monorail PA".
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The new neighbour in the adjacent house is RCMP, so I've just renamed my bluetooth speakers to "Oubliette Muzak" and "Secret Underground Monorail PA".
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mushroom guy coming home late from a long day of decomposing fallen logs in the forest and getting radicalized into anti-slime mold conspiracy theories on the mycelium network
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
mushroom guy coming home late from a long day of decomposing fallen logs in the forest and getting radicalized into anti-slime mold conspiracy theories on the mycelium network
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i just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple of swords, as a treat
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
i just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple of swords, as a treat
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February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Don’t allow anyone to tell you that your desire to purchase a castle on the Scottish coast is “not in line with the realities of the current housing market."
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Don’t allow anyone to tell you that your desire to purchase a castle on the Scottish coast is “not in line with the realities of the current housing market."
The City just added a sixth stop sign to my intersection, so don't worry everyone, that should fix everything.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The City just added a sixth stop sign to my intersection, so don't worry everyone, that should fix everything.
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You wanna know what I'm thinking? Why is the A Team theme song always playing in my head? I'm not a bad person, I don't deserve this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
You wanna know what I'm thinking? Why is the A Team theme song always playing in my head? I'm not a bad person, I don't deserve this.
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I hope you have a nice night.
I hope you look at the stars with wonder.
I hope you're never lost in the catacombs without a lantern.
I hope you're always able to find room for one more book on your bookshelves.
I hope you feel at home in the forest, because you're always welcome there.
I hope you look at the stars with wonder.
I hope you're never lost in the catacombs without a lantern.
I hope you're always able to find room for one more book on your bookshelves.
I hope you feel at home in the forest, because you're always welcome there.
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I hope you have a nice night.
I hope you look at the stars with wonder.
I hope you're never lost in the catacombs without a lantern.
I hope you're always able to find room for one more book on your bookshelves.
I hope you feel at home in the forest, because you're always welcome there.
I hope you look at the stars with wonder.
I hope you're never lost in the catacombs without a lantern.
I hope you're always able to find room for one more book on your bookshelves.
I hope you feel at home in the forest, because you're always welcome there.
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Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
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it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors
From hagiocracy to Hagueiocracy.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
From hagiocracy to Hagueiocracy.
It's National Optimists Day, oh god think the poor optimists right now.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It's National Optimists Day, oh god think the poor optimists right now.
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Nobody says "let's rock and roll" any more. Now they mostly say stuff like "put that down" and "stop biting me"
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Nobody says "let's rock and roll" any more. Now they mostly say stuff like "put that down" and "stop biting me"
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Local forests are waiting for you to run into them, never to be seen again!
February 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Local forests are waiting for you to run into them, never to be seen again!
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Just once I would like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton. Is it too much to ask?
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Just once I would like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton. Is it too much to ask?
I hate this I hate this I hate this, but I am *actively* asking for help today. I know many of us are, and who the hell am I, but if I have ever made you laugh and you are in a position to do so, I would be SO grateful for a tiny contribution. A stopgap solution has failed, and friends, I am undone.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I hate this I hate this I hate this, but I am *actively* asking for help today. I know many of us are, and who the hell am I, but if I have ever made you laugh and you are in a position to do so, I would be SO grateful for a tiny contribution. A stopgap solution has failed, and friends, I am undone.
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I’m not a Democratic Socialist I am a French Canadian Socialist so there gets to be catering and music.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I’m not a Democratic Socialist I am a French Canadian Socialist so there gets to be catering and music.
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Hundreds of protesters in the pouring rain at Hootsuite headquarters in Vancouver over ICE contract youtu.be/ZeobfcYg18M?...
Protesters gather outside Hootsuite headquarters in response to contract with ICE
YouTube video by CBC British Columbia
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January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hundreds of protesters in the pouring rain at Hootsuite headquarters in Vancouver over ICE contract youtu.be/ZeobfcYg18M?...