Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
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My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/her/elle
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Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
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Take off your knit cap & your hair hurts season.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Take off your knit cap & your hair hurts season.
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deep in my heart of hearts i was shocked to find out i had so many hearts
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
deep in my heart of hearts i was shocked to find out i had so many hearts
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Do you want The Blob? Because this is how you get The Blob.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Do you want The Blob? Because this is how you get The Blob.
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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It's what anybody would do after a dream like that, check the newspapers for a rise in pioneer living, make sure my toy robots aren't digging a tunnel to eBay
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's what anybody would do after a dream like that, check the newspapers for a rise in pioneer living, make sure my toy robots aren't digging a tunnel to eBay
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This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
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Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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I’m not saying it’s the wrong description. I guess I just wish you wouldn’t call it a soap loaf.
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m not saying it’s the wrong description. I guess I just wish you wouldn’t call it a soap loaf.
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
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Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
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Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.
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[first date]
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
[first date]
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you don't have time for the full freakout
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[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
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owner of bologna heart
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
owner of bologna heart
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When people ask why I eat my peas with a knife, I tell them that it's a Julie thing. It makes sense because that's my name.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When people ask why I eat my peas with a knife, I tell them that it's a Julie thing. It makes sense because that's my name.
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Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
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i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster