Davoid
@davoid.bsky.social
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Davoid
@davoid.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle
Pat Sajak: Go ahead
Me: I didn’t say I could
Pat Sajak: Go ahead
Me: I didn’t say I could
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spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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the minerals in your teeth are very hard to create. it takes a supernova of a star shedding its outer gas layer then exploding through the cloud to create the calcium and phosphorus needed to make your teeth
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the minerals in your teeth are very hard to create. it takes a supernova of a star shedding its outer gas layer then exploding through the cloud to create the calcium and phosphorus needed to make your teeth
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
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"I own an applesauce factory, and we have hundreds of machines which bite and chew apples 24 hours a day"
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"I own an applesauce factory, and we have hundreds of machines which bite and chew apples 24 hours a day"
I’m gonna need help with some possible answers for my kid
![A note written by a child which reads:
To the tooth fairy
What do you do with all the teeth you get?
Reply here
[large blank area]
Thank you for your answer! :)
[this is accompanied by a couple drawings of smiling teeth, and a box containing a question mark and additional teeth]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkhy2dbh64yakigofguj6fx2/bafkreicqnnmkntk35mrv4lgkn4mpnldjl3wki4bntmc2tetltw3ie4wbo4@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m gonna need help with some possible answers for my kid
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...is there a lord marmalade?
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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dick durbin sounds like some fancy moroccan cock ring
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
dick durbin sounds like some fancy moroccan cock ring
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first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
When you have to poop but you’re trapped in a well
Well shit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you have to poop but you’re trapped in a well
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Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying
The aristocrats
The aristocrats
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying
The aristocrats
The aristocrats
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Hey guys this is..
A transphobic account you’re following
🛑 stop
A transphobic account you’re following
🛑 stop
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hey guys this is..
A transphobic account you’re following
🛑 stop
A transphobic account you’re following
🛑 stop
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It's just me and my vast armada of steampunk war blimps against the world
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's just me and my vast armada of steampunk war blimps against the world
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Don’t be a Cee-cee
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don’t be a Cee-cee
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
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the most devastated dessert is probably the CRUMBLE
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the most devastated dessert is probably the CRUMBLE
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Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Haha no kids Mickey was born 97 years ago. He's a mouse. He's dead.
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Running down the street yelling BIRDFIGHT when I hear crows chasing a hawk
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Running down the street yelling BIRDFIGHT when I hear crows chasing a hawk
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I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say