Davoid
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the minerals in your teeth are very hard to create. it takes a supernova of a star shedding its outer gas layer then exploding through the cloud to create the calcium and phosphorus needed to make your teeth
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the minerals in your teeth are very hard to create. it takes a supernova of a star shedding its outer gas layer then exploding through the cloud to create the calcium and phosphorus needed to make your teeth
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
(they will be asleep by the time you get to the end)
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"I own an applesauce factory, and we have hundreds of machines which bite and chew apples 24 hours a day"
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"I own an applesauce factory, and we have hundreds of machines which bite and chew apples 24 hours a day"
Clutching my number, waiting interminably for the old lady ahead of me to finish
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Clutching my number, waiting interminably for the old lady ahead of me to finish
First gray pube: welp, guess I’ll just cut m’dick off then
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
First gray pube: welp, guess I’ll just cut m’dick off then
Exactly
If you use an asterisk in a curse word I’m not only thinking the curse word but now I’m picturing an anus
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Exactly
I mean you weren’t going to make a stew from all those human remains before freezer burn set in anyway
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I mean you weren’t going to make a stew from all those human remains before freezer burn set in anyway