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sickos "yes.... hahaha YES"
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
a cat reaching into a sink for a drink of water. its tongue is out and its head is directly under the tap, spilling water all over
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
what no riches does to a mf
a pauper
September 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
albino wallaby, regular arms. using them to hold a stick in a field of flowers
September 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
albino wallaby
albino wallaby hops
September 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
big w
August 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
this mf would have loved klarna
J. Wellington Wimpy, of Popeye fame
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
for context
profile of swedish guy called björk who took a japanese identity
July 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
every day brings new choices martha beck said that
every day brings new choices martha beck
June 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
day 1 becoming an autodidact
wiki article for 'aardvark'
June 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
look out he's evil
devilish turtle
June 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
great now the silly draft i wrote last night is Politics. pitbull was right
(guy walking into a proctologist's office): i have a disease of the ass
May 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
now that he's infallible this is canon
a tweet from the new pope stating charlie brown had hoes
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
making friends online
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April 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
crab man's hands look like this so mine can look like this
crab hands holding 10 dollars
April 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The phrase "it's always crab man's birthday somewhere in the world" suggests that there is always a celebration or reason to enjoy life, similar to how people celebrate birthdays. It reflects a lighthearted attitude, implying that no matter where you are, there's always an opportunity for joy and festivity, much like enjoying a crab boil.
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
showber
cat under tap tongue happy
April 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
look at my lawyer dawg, i am getting off scot-free
a dog in a suit: ray treever attorney at paw
April 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
mulder and scully serving looks and it says "the truth is we out here"
April 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
2:12am yoda going back for more lemongrass ginger
April 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
an emoji facepalming in the middle of a cycle that reads: we're so back nothing hits it's so over people love your new disdain for posting
April 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
yes i just need to shake it
April 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
beach
opposum beach
April 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
came to shit,,
butt only farted
white wolf seated under a tree looking forlorn into the distance because he came to shit but only farted
April 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i cast transmossgrify
a youtube thumbnail that says "moss magic" above a garden statue covered in moss. the statue is yelling in pain as it is overcome by the flora
March 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM