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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
done with this year. next
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
done with this year. next
finally escaping samsara and immediately landing in samsara 2
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
finally escaping samsara and immediately landing in samsara 2
nice book, loser. does it even have a colophon or is it ashamed of its typeface selections?
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
nice book, loser. does it even have a colophon or is it ashamed of its typeface selections?
let's make 2026 the year we finally build a bullet large enough to kill the sun
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
let's make 2026 the year we finally build a bullet large enough to kill the sun
people get so mad when I dig up utility lines or graves, as though I am somehow responsible for what fate puts before my shovel
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
people get so mad when I dig up utility lines or graves, as though I am somehow responsible for what fate puts before my shovel
RT if you awoke to find yourself in a "the most dangerous game" style situation
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
RT if you awoke to find yourself in a "the most dangerous game" style situation
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happy holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
happy holiday
start getting used to saying "oh hey it's that robot that runs arround killing people" NOW
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
start getting used to saying "oh hey it's that robot that runs arround killing people" NOW
i hate being stabbed. if you're thinking of getting me a present, pick something else!
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
i hate being stabbed. if you're thinking of getting me a present, pick something else!
hearing exploding. war on christmas escalating
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
hearing exploding. war on christmas escalating
my understanding is that you can only be arrested for a crime you commit in the same year it was committed
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
my understanding is that you can only be arrested for a crime you commit in the same year it was committed
Due to an unfortunate accounting error, it will remain 2025 until at least March. We will keep you updated as we learn more.
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Due to an unfortunate accounting error, it will remain 2025 until at least March. We will keep you updated as we learn more.
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
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Hey man you objectively have to give me your sandwich. This has nothing to do with me, it’s objective
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey man you objectively have to give me your sandwich. This has nothing to do with me, it’s objective
{right as the sniper is squeezing the trigger} hey yo we go radio silent yet? i was in the can
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
{right as the sniper is squeezing the trigger} hey yo we go radio silent yet? i was in the can
scientists should do something with lasers? or perhaps another beam?
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
scientists should do something with lasers? or perhaps another beam?
didn't see this one posted. only internet image I bother to keep on my phone
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
didn't see this one posted. only internet image I bother to keep on my phone
trying to do a spin kick at the top of the stairs(the bottom of the stairs is a bomb)
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
trying to do a spin kick at the top of the stairs(the bottom of the stairs is a bomb)
vastly underestimating a number of factors
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
vastly underestimating a number of factors
if I could spit acid I'd use that to handle an alarming number of situations
December 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
if I could spit acid I'd use that to handle an alarming number of situations
if you need to solve a murder look for a book of matches. if you don't find one just give up
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
if you need to solve a murder look for a book of matches. if you don't find one just give up
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Now, 2026. Serious year. There'll be no more of this singing, and dancing about. We'll get some work done and see how much time there is for all that in 2027.
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Now, 2026. Serious year. There'll be no more of this singing, and dancing about. We'll get some work done and see how much time there is for all that in 2027.
the authorities want to fill in my tunnels
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the authorities want to fill in my tunnels
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Damn it mensa, that orphanage you blew up was our only lead to find the counterfeiting ring! You get good results but you're a losse cannon...one more cock-up like that and you're off the case!!
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Damn it mensa, that orphanage you blew up was our only lead to find the counterfeiting ring! You get good results but you're a losse cannon...one more cock-up like that and you're off the case!!
this is a job for mensa. get mensa on the case. get them on the horn. i need to talk to the captain of mensa
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
this is a job for mensa. get mensa on the case. get them on the horn. i need to talk to the captain of mensa
had he not been as miserly a simple circle of salt would have prevented all that nonsense
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
had he not been as miserly a simple circle of salt would have prevented all that nonsense