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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
there's very little evidence that I'm a shapeshifter infiltrator
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
there's very little evidence that I'm a shapeshifter infiltrator
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
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done with this year. next
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
done with this year. next
demons have cracked my chest open and are pulling my organs out and are eating them like apples; otherwise I'd totally get out of bed
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
demons have cracked my chest open and are pulling my organs out and are eating them like apples; otherwise I'd totally get out of bed
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We need to be digging trenches and tunnels
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
We need to be digging trenches and tunnels
nothing in my head pays rent. am I supposed to be charging rent? how do you collect this money
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
nothing in my head pays rent. am I supposed to be charging rent? how do you collect this money
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God news guys, your fears have been determined to be well founded and reasonable by the International Worry Council
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
God news guys, your fears have been determined to be well founded and reasonable by the International Worry Council
how to run a tech blog
1: get the worst typeface
2: get the worst color scheme
3: buddy you're going to need A LOT of animated gifs
1: get the worst typeface
2: get the worst color scheme
3: buddy you're going to need A LOT of animated gifs
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
how to run a tech blog
1: get the worst typeface
2: get the worst color scheme
3: buddy you're going to need A LOT of animated gifs
1: get the worst typeface
2: get the worst color scheme
3: buddy you're going to need A LOT of animated gifs
hold still as a series of laser beams cuts you into fine strips
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
hold still as a series of laser beams cuts you into fine strips
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You never see Predator put a spine back into someone. It really is true that it’s easier to destroy than create.
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
You never see Predator put a spine back into someone. It really is true that it’s easier to destroy than create.
hate to pile on but dragons are real and biting people
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
hate to pile on but dragons are real and biting people
done with this year. next
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
done with this year. next
finally escaping samsara and immediately landing in samsara 2
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
finally escaping samsara and immediately landing in samsara 2
nice book, loser. does it even have a colophon or is it ashamed of its typeface selections?
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
nice book, loser. does it even have a colophon or is it ashamed of its typeface selections?
let's make 2026 the year we finally build a bullet large enough to kill the sun
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
let's make 2026 the year we finally build a bullet large enough to kill the sun
people get so mad when I dig up utility lines or graves, as though I am somehow responsible for what fate puts before my shovel
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
people get so mad when I dig up utility lines or graves, as though I am somehow responsible for what fate puts before my shovel
RT if you awoke to find yourself in a "the most dangerous game" style situation
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
RT if you awoke to find yourself in a "the most dangerous game" style situation
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happy holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
happy holiday
start getting used to saying "oh hey it's that robot that runs arround killing people" NOW
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
start getting used to saying "oh hey it's that robot that runs arround killing people" NOW
i hate being stabbed. if you're thinking of getting me a present, pick something else!
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
i hate being stabbed. if you're thinking of getting me a present, pick something else!
hearing exploding. war on christmas escalating
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
hearing exploding. war on christmas escalating
my understanding is that you can only be arrested for a crime you commit in the same year it was committed
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
my understanding is that you can only be arrested for a crime you commit in the same year it was committed
Due to an unfortunate accounting error, it will remain 2025 until at least March. We will keep you updated as we learn more.
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Due to an unfortunate accounting error, it will remain 2025 until at least March. We will keep you updated as we learn more.
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
Our apologies for any inconvenience.
—The Management
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Hey man you objectively have to give me your sandwich. This has nothing to do with me, it’s objective
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey man you objectively have to give me your sandwich. This has nothing to do with me, it’s objective
{right as the sniper is squeezing the trigger} hey yo we go radio silent yet? i was in the can
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
{right as the sniper is squeezing the trigger} hey yo we go radio silent yet? i was in the can