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one note parody account devolved into railing abou
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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
still writing 2025 on my checks
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting in my will that i want to come back as a skeleton that attacks everyone with a rusty sword
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
[editor's note: the author is trapped under a flipped sofa again]
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
if you're trying to escape a situation, jumping off of one roof and then landing on another always works, unless you die or get hurt really bad, I guess. Or if the situation in question involves another roof jumper. Also a problem.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
there should be a county fair but like olympics. see which country makes the best dumpling. if there are extra i can have some because it was my idea
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
going to one of those planets where everyone only does one thing
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
remember, if you find a mysterious glowing liquid in the forest, drink it all
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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i’m NOT just a waste of space. i’m also a waste of time and energy
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
chemicals are not found in nature. mostly twigs and such
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this planet is for poor people. I'm going to one of the ones where the mountains are pure diamonds and it rains molten gold constantly. I'll bring a jacket
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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the people in charge of the world hate everyone else but at least the earth is dying and soon all of us will also die
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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happy holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
a yeti texted me
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
welcome to november the spookiest month of the year
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
if you're being chased through the woods by an evil spirit, don't worry about it. it's just a seasonal thing
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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It's unclear how premodern humans viewed advertisements
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
let's all go out into the desert and build a new civilization
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
(trying to give myself a nickname) they call me the hero of the west
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
this is the nicest chair I've ever been tied to
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the town council is out to get me. they won't stop until I'm dead
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
worst time of the year to have an evil skull laugh at you. "uh yeah you can buy those in walmart." no you're not listening this is serious shit
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
appreciating all the things you are but on a higher, more dignified level
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I love when you buy bread and it has all the fun colours like this, I call it "party bread"
May 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM