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walkingjalopy.bsky.social
one note parody account devolved into railing abou
@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
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that was a wild one
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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can't argue with any of that
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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take both these and think of how much time we'll save collectively as a society
screenshot of an old post of mine from twitter: all birthdays should be january 1. get it out of the way all at once, only have to remember one thing, the perfect system
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Chinese monk saying "From morning to night, he likes to drink and pretend to be stupid". Still from Come Drink with Me (1996).
September 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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where does this fit in
scott bakula
August 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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hey, business, you like what you see? it could be all yours: for ten million dollars
unlabeled hand drawn chart showing general increase
July 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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screenshot of line "For in that sleep of death what dreams may come" with sleep of death and dreams scratched out and replaced to read "For in that Future what sandwiches may come"
June 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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screenshot of original post cropped to say just, "No cop should be allowed"
June 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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thanks for the reminder, tubi bookmark
screenshot of bookmark with tubi icon followed by: watch porno
May 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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imdb parents guide for film: Sex & Nudity: None Violence & Gore: None Profanity: None Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: None Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild
May 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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okay she's using her character poster from the movie's marketing so I'm honestly not sure if that counts extra or not at all
y2k character poster for gen-x cops
April 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I believe this chart will change your mind
poorly drawn chart with abscissa labeled "lead in everything" and the ordinate labeled with a dollar sign. Money increases with lead contamination.
April 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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here ya go
same photo with the banana painted over with all yellow pixels
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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woman asking child: Did those other religions build giant walls? Do they have spaceships? --Colony
March 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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got another one
Antonia Rey
March 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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happy holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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agreed but also lol at how this was presented to me
screenshot of the current thread as it was presented to me, with the tweet about Terriers elided behind "View full thread"
November 25, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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October 10, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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screenshot of imdb Goofs: Eric spends the entire series looking for Skorzeny, but doesn't really have a plan for what to do when and if he ever finds him, except that he will somehow try and kill him. In every case where Eric actually does find Skorzeny, Eric is easily overpowered and most of the time he barely escapes being killed himself by Skorzeny.
July 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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of all the random scraps of paper I reuse as bookmarks this mysterious little guy is my favorite
Scrap of a magazine saying, "An ideal varmint hunter's rig"
June 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM