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budum
@budum.bsky.social
My facilities include:
an extensive library,
a dining room known as the coffee room,
a Morning Room,
a drawing room on the first floor,
a restored smoking room (smoking is no longer permitted) on the upper floor,
and a suite of bedrooms.
Pinned
You can find me here most nights
As part of my no news policy I will check back in maybe a week to see if we’re still on this
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Mom doesnt fw the vision
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Technically, by pirate law, being on a bottle of rum makes you a pirate
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Hiw come there’s letters you can’t use together. I find that rather gternsome
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
College football needs a new stand tune. College football needs Koyaanisqatsi
January 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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The whole town should team up to kill biffo
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Happy 20206 7!!!!!!!
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January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Why is new years music not a huge genre
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Semantics is the branch of wizardry concerning the manipulation of semen
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Lord, when I look back at our footprints in the sand, what's with this section here? There's a line between your footprints, what's that?

Jesus: that's where I let my shit haaaaaang bruh lmao bet you didn't know I was packing like that
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey guys, I'm new to physical aging, anyone have recommendations of where to start?
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Interesting that “bick” is unused
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Give me a nice crispy grape or give me death
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
‘Pithy’ feels very much like an insult
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A couple years ago it came out that kodak was decommissioning its nuclear reactor and everyone was like “why do you have a nuclear reactor”. And they were like “well we dont anymore”
September 9, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Ghosts and pornography are both pretty serious about moaning but that is unfortunately where the similarities end
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
People will go 20 miles over the speed limit to get to the next red light. That’s the American consciousness. Thank you
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM