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come to gravy bay and have a soak in our sausage biscuit caverns hot springs

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gp are you with me?

nah baby im just gb
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treat every single us politician like Chicago treats ICE until they are calling for action against this fucking alzheimers dictator and remove him from society
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if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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There's a lot to take exception to here, but most pointed to me is Dokoupil casually stating Florida is no longer a laughingstock among the states
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican.

He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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the funniest part about the Hilton/ICE story is imagining all those video game cosplaying goons watching Big Bang Theory on dusty ass beds before their big boy missions in the morning
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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One of Lincoln Project cofounders. Fuck right off, you carpetbagger.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Anyone who gives money to this piece of shit needs to go to some sort of reeducation class, like drunk drivers
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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we could shove clod after clod of soil into his mouth, dirt mixing with the tears and snot and forming a caked and choking mud, until our boy, our precious small white boy begins to gasp and struggle, eyes wild, breath coming in gasps when it comes at all, tiny pinpricks forming in his sclera and
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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practicing my celebration for when it happens
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
oh yes of course how could I forget, I love her. I also never watched the second season of killing it, ahe was good in that (I dont know if it went beyond a second, it could still be on)
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I have been meaning to watch thst one, I love both rust and Gillian and everyone else who shows up
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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with the benefit of hindsight i think it's now abundantly clear that avoiding y2k-driven civilizational collapse was a mistake
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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the theme song slaps though

youtu.be/etixjDDbZK8
"Carlito's Way" theme song from Love
YouTube video by One Over F
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I love that this is like, a mix if Don't Stop or We'll Die, Sloppy Boys and Birthday Boys
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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every right-wing complaint about mamdani
[0009227] Non-Native Permanent residents can give mandates which don't show up in the nobles menu
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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society should have a “d.ly” button and if enough people retweet her idea they have to do it
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
telltale heart is actually about his first time getting high he ain't kill nobody
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Pacers coach Rick Carlisle has been stuck on 999 career wins since Dec. 8.

Indiana has lost 13 games in a row.

(via UnderdogNBA)
#NBA
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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A touching tribute to Mike F
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
shit, so where was i? okay so the raven is like. wait hey gimme a sec.oh right yeah so the raven was there and he wasn't having it
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
all toads are deserving of love and fucking
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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This is because I quote tweeted a tech crunch article and said it was cool.

I’m not sure people like this were meant to know about us and vice versa.
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM