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donni saphire
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Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
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July 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Basically they stole an entire Old Navy
Screenshot of crime report that says “Two women stole $1000 worth of items from Old Navy
March 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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America in one screenshot
Screenshot of citizen app showing the location Gold Coast and the headline Erratic Driver Reportedly Armed
September 19, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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Health Information
Text says “Health Information. A health alert is in effect. Everyone may experience more serious health effects”
June 27, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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When the edible hits and you’re a small dog on a train
Small dog in a bag on a train looking wary and/or stoned
May 27, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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Did… did a vegetable write this
A sign that says “Please do not touch any vegetale. You are under video servalance. We will call police”
May 19, 2023 at 3:18 PM
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BAD NEWS: Pigeons have tamed fire
GOOD NEWS: They’re pretty chill about it
Pigeons sitting around a fire looking content
May 11, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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Not to whine
May 3, 2023 at 4:33 AM
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When your claim to fame is very specific
Ad for “the nation’s 3rd oldest 2 year private non profit college”
May 1, 2023 at 4:33 PM