nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. part time comedian. feral gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
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nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
· Nov 12
they don’t call me the lesbian casanova of the midwest for no reason
i’m gonna let you guys diagnose me instead, wrong answers only
i have fainted four times in two weeks and i am so grateful for this ER doctor who asked me when my last period was, demonstrated the sound of a normal, regular heart beat near my bedside, asked if i had anxiety, and then sent me home to continue fainting all over my house i guess
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i’m gonna let you guys diagnose me instead, wrong answers only
i have fainted four times in two weeks and i am so grateful for this ER doctor who asked me when my last period was, demonstrated the sound of a normal, regular heart beat near my bedside, asked if i had anxiety, and then sent me home to continue fainting all over my house i guess
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
i have fainted four times in two weeks and i am so grateful for this ER doctor who asked me when my last period was, demonstrated the sound of a normal, regular heart beat near my bedside, asked if i had anxiety, and then sent me home to continue fainting all over my house i guess
just watched a person refer to low rise jeans of the 2000s as “historically accurate” so i don’t know if you guys are busy this weekend but i am hosting my funeral
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
just watched a person refer to low rise jeans of the 2000s as “historically accurate” so i don’t know if you guys are busy this weekend but i am hosting my funeral
i don’t think i can forgive 2026 for taking catherine ohara but maybe taking mitch mcconnell would be a good start
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
i don’t think i can forgive 2026 for taking catherine ohara but maybe taking mitch mcconnell would be a good start
well well well looks like a groundhog wants to get his ass beat
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
well well well looks like a groundhog wants to get his ass beat
of course elon is in the epstein files, but my overall mood was improved by discovering that he’s a loser in those too
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
of course elon is in the epstein files, but my overall mood was improved by discovering that he’s a loser in those too
i’m still not recovered from robin williams and now the world has taken catherine o’hara from me
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
i’m still not recovered from robin williams and now the world has taken catherine o’hara from me
dear diary, it is january 147th and my patience grows thin
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
dear diary, it is january 147th and my patience grows thin
greg bovino really came out of nowhere just to get fired, which is amazing considering he dresses the most nazi out of all of them
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 AM
greg bovino really came out of nowhere just to get fired, which is amazing considering he dresses the most nazi out of all of them
extremely confused about the ongoing issue in minnesota. kristy just said they are responsible for getting child rapists off the streets but ICE is still there i think?
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
extremely confused about the ongoing issue in minnesota. kristy just said they are responsible for getting child rapists off the streets but ICE is still there i think?
2 snow days in, i’ve developed a new tactic which is to let my kids do whatever they want outside of my line of vision. after a few hours i say “am i going to be mad if i go in there” and when they say nothing i say “you’ve got 20 mins to destroy the evidence” my house has never been this clean
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
2 snow days in, i’ve developed a new tactic which is to let my kids do whatever they want outside of my line of vision. after a few hours i say “am i going to be mad if i go in there” and when they say nothing i say “you’ve got 20 mins to destroy the evidence” my house has never been this clean
no more scarves, no more sunglasses, no more anonymity. if you are on that side, if you believe that your fellow humans deserve to be shot in the street, if you can see the evidence with your own eyes and still accept the narrative, say that shit with your whole chest so we know who you are
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 PM
no more scarves, no more sunglasses, no more anonymity. if you are on that side, if you believe that your fellow humans deserve to be shot in the street, if you can see the evidence with your own eyes and still accept the narrative, say that shit with your whole chest so we know who you are
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
one easy way to get around annoying visiting hours when you’ve got a friend in the hospital is to pass out while you are visiting them and then get put into the adjacent hospital room. follow me for more life hacks
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
one easy way to get around annoying visiting hours when you’ve got a friend in the hospital is to pass out while you are visiting them and then get put into the adjacent hospital room. follow me for more life hacks
an idea: we temporarily move greenland several feet to the right. then when the us government shows up they get lost in the artic or eaten by whatever is chilling in the permafrost
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 AM
an idea: we temporarily move greenland several feet to the right. then when the us government shows up they get lost in the artic or eaten by whatever is chilling in the permafrost
unfortunately “europe used to call me daddy” is the funniest fucking sentence ever
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
unfortunately “europe used to call me daddy” is the funniest fucking sentence ever
you’re telling me there is literally no single person in the country willing to have their foot in the wrong place right above a stairwell, or a balcony, or a cliff? we won’t be mad bro please
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
you’re telling me there is literally no single person in the country willing to have their foot in the wrong place right above a stairwell, or a balcony, or a cliff? we won’t be mad bro please
one day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re saying things like “i need reading glasses to see my stupid fuckin phone now i guess jesus christ”
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
one day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re saying things like “i need reading glasses to see my stupid fuckin phone now i guess jesus christ”
i upped my anxiety and depression meds and was doing great and then i opened the news and now i am emailing my doctor again
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
i upped my anxiety and depression meds and was doing great and then i opened the news and now i am emailing my doctor again
“your total if 134.96” the trader joes employee tells me. “ah, but do i?” i ask slyly, opening my wallet. i slide over an uno reverse card
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
“your total if 134.96” the trader joes employee tells me. “ah, but do i?” i ask slyly, opening my wallet. i slide over an uno reverse card
weighing in on the “whimsical” bog discourse just to say i actually think being swallowed whole by a bog sounds a lot more whimsical than anything else happening in the states rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
weighing in on the “whimsical” bog discourse just to say i actually think being swallowed whole by a bog sounds a lot more whimsical than anything else happening in the states rn
i wish ICE a very merry nuremberg trials and a happy venereal disease that rots off the entire reproductive system
January 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i wish ICE a very merry nuremberg trials and a happy venereal disease that rots off the entire reproductive system
(approaching my box of q tips quietly so as not to startle them) if not for ear, why ear shaped
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
(approaching my box of q tips quietly so as not to startle them) if not for ear, why ear shaped
i’ve been doing therapy for a lot of years now and i’m not really getting better but i am very much ruining her sanity and that feels clinically important
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
i’ve been doing therapy for a lot of years now and i’m not really getting better but i am very much ruining her sanity and that feels clinically important