nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
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nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
· Nov 12
they don’t call me the lesbian casanova of the midwest for no reason
this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car
i had surgery a few months ago to remove a bunch of tissue from my tits. i am fine, except that today i randomly discovered that when they do this surgery they keep your nipples partially attached but rotate them as to sew them back on and this is how i found out my nipples are upside down now
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i had surgery a few months ago to remove a bunch of tissue from my tits. i am fine, except that today i randomly discovered that when they do this surgery they keep your nipples partially attached but rotate them as to sew them back on and this is how i found out my nipples are upside down now
i was walking into the grocery earlier and the woman working at the door was like “be careful! don’t trip on the vacuum” and i was like okay, sure thing 👌. so then i looked directly at the vacuum. and ☝️tripped on it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i was walking into the grocery earlier and the woman working at the door was like “be careful! don’t trip on the vacuum” and i was like okay, sure thing 👌. so then i looked directly at the vacuum. and ☝️tripped on it
i cannot trust the person i become when the holiday gift sets come out
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i cannot trust the person i become when the holiday gift sets come out
me: okay time to be productive
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
me: okay time to be productive
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
the joy this has given me will propel me to be even more of a problem next season
Just wanted to mention that true to my mug, I just said Jesus Christ Nash at the home Depot / Ace hardware joke on this season's opener. @itsnashflynn.bsky.social @deathandfriends.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
the joy this has given me will propel me to be even more of a problem next season
admittedly i am not super good at maths but the number of find outs i am experiencing does not seem to correlate to my number of fuck arounds
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
admittedly i am not super good at maths but the number of find outs i am experiencing does not seem to correlate to my number of fuck arounds
a quick temperature check for my fellow parents currently living in the states: are we just all having a never-ending panic attack or just me
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
a quick temperature check for my fellow parents currently living in the states: are we just all having a never-ending panic attack or just me
absolutely so proud of you, ireland. great job team
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
absolutely so proud of you, ireland. great job team
every single autumn i think i have finally outgrown my apple allergy and every single autumn for the last 38 years i have been incorrect
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
every single autumn i think i have finally outgrown my apple allergy and every single autumn for the last 38 years i have been incorrect
my therapist works from home and is training her cat with those talking buttons and i just have to say it’s really hard having my weekly mental breakdowns when her cat slams the “TREAT” button every five minutes. it’s really not a treat to feel this way, mittens, but thanks
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my therapist works from home and is training her cat with those talking buttons and i just have to say it’s really hard having my weekly mental breakdowns when her cat slams the “TREAT” button every five minutes. it’s really not a treat to feel this way, mittens, but thanks
look, i love catherine connolly. would die for her, actually. but she’s doing way too many sports outdoors for me to find her relatable
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
look, i love catherine connolly. would die for her, actually. but she’s doing way too many sports outdoors for me to find her relatable
in the jewish calendar it is not the year 2025, it’s the year 5786 and they are so real for that, i too feel like i’ve been alive for 5,786 years
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
in the jewish calendar it is not the year 2025, it’s the year 5786 and they are so real for that, i too feel like i’ve been alive for 5,786 years
watching a lot of glass blowing reels lately and i’ll just say it: i’d eat molten glass. learning that about myself has not been great for morale
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
watching a lot of glass blowing reels lately and i’ll just say it: i’d eat molten glass. learning that about myself has not been great for morale
my girlfriend says she’s fine but then she went to get a haircut and came home with bangs
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my girlfriend says she’s fine but then she went to get a haircut and came home with bangs
me watching the pentagon reporter walkout: wow finally the media is getting it
me two days later watching the same media condemn hamas for attacking israel and violating the ceasefire after israel violated it twenty times before: ah, beans
me two days later watching the same media condemn hamas for attacking israel and violating the ceasefire after israel violated it twenty times before: ah, beans
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
me watching the pentagon reporter walkout: wow finally the media is getting it
me two days later watching the same media condemn hamas for attacking israel and violating the ceasefire after israel violated it twenty times before: ah, beans
me two days later watching the same media condemn hamas for attacking israel and violating the ceasefire after israel violated it twenty times before: ah, beans
happy no k*ngs day to everyone including the guy who screamed “go the fuck home” at my kids who are 8 and 10. i hope someday you are interventioned into therapy so you can stop being scared by children holding signs
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
happy no k*ngs day to everyone including the guy who screamed “go the fuck home” at my kids who are 8 and 10. i hope someday you are interventioned into therapy so you can stop being scared by children holding signs
oh, to be a rich woman during the fall of democracy whose only wish is for removable pubic hair
October 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
oh, to be a rich woman during the fall of democracy whose only wish is for removable pubic hair
helping my grandmother get situated in a care facility and let me tell you when i get old someone please just release my arse in a graveyard and let nature sort it out, i am too poor for any other option
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
helping my grandmother get situated in a care facility and let me tell you when i get old someone please just release my arse in a graveyard and let nature sort it out, i am too poor for any other option
you know things are bad when the ladies on the view are spending their whole showtime calling the government fascist
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
you know things are bad when the ladies on the view are spending their whole showtime calling the government fascist
my cat weighs 4 and a half pounds and has killed two chipmunks this morning and i wonder how much it pisses her off when i yeet her into my arms to tell her she’s a small precious baby
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
my cat weighs 4 and a half pounds and has killed two chipmunks this morning and i wonder how much it pisses her off when i yeet her into my arms to tell her she’s a small precious baby
love it when a domesticated pet has a big personality, you growl at those pumpkin donuts mr chungus you silly lil guy
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
love it when a domesticated pet has a big personality, you growl at those pumpkin donuts mr chungus you silly lil guy
i know we said this is taylor’s most hetero album yet but there’s something to be said about getting turned on by a girl bullying you. welcome to the club babe 🌈
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i know we said this is taylor’s most hetero album yet but there’s something to be said about getting turned on by a girl bullying you. welcome to the club babe 🌈
i wish you could temporarily turn off your ability to read. i am too tired to be literate
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i wish you could temporarily turn off your ability to read. i am too tired to be literate