nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. part time comedian. feral gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
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nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
· Nov 12
they don’t call me the lesbian casanova of the midwest for no reason
admittedly i am surprised to discover we can still kidnap presidents in this day and age but now that we all know that it’s possible could maybe someone else do the US a solid
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
admittedly i am surprised to discover we can still kidnap presidents in this day and age but now that we all know that it’s possible could maybe someone else do the US a solid
well well well if it isn’t the consequences of his illegal actions not showing up to work a single day in the last year
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
well well well if it isn’t the consequences of his illegal actions not showing up to work a single day in the last year
ah yes look it’s another horrifying menopause fact that no one talks about that i have discovered completely by accident and has ruined my entire existence
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
ah yes look it’s another horrifying menopause fact that no one talks about that i have discovered completely by accident and has ruined my entire existence
i think this year we should maybe take a break from exploring the ocean, and space, and any historical sites, particularly those with famous curses. let’s enjoy what we know already for a while. just in case
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i think this year we should maybe take a break from exploring the ocean, and space, and any historical sites, particularly those with famous curses. let’s enjoy what we know already for a while. just in case
cinderella had an entire animal army at her disposal and not once did she train any of them to use their domestic skills for murder. unbelievable
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
cinderella had an entire animal army at her disposal and not once did she train any of them to use their domestic skills for murder. unbelievable
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i'm just a man
standing in front of a tornado of brown (romantic)
standing in front of a tornado of brown (romantic)
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i'm just a man
standing in front of a tornado of brown (romantic)
standing in front of a tornado of brown (romantic)
“we made it another year” no *you* made it another year, i am still processing 2019
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“we made it another year” no *you* made it another year, i am still processing 2019
crazy that the only person that had a good 2025 was erika kirk
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
crazy that the only person that had a good 2025 was erika kirk
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Tiocfaidh ár lá.
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Tiocfaidh ár lá.
someday maybe we can get a unified new hampshire too 🫶
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
someday maybe we can get a unified new hampshire too 🫶
i love traveling with my kids bc it’s important to show them that while all cultures are different and important, we are all humans too. i was feeling real superior on that point until my son met another boy his age who only speaks french and they are now just screaming 6-7 at each other
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i love traveling with my kids bc it’s important to show them that while all cultures are different and important, we are all humans too. i was feeling real superior on that point until my son met another boy his age who only speaks french and they are now just screaming 6-7 at each other
do you think the christmas ghosts are up for haunting about other stuff too? like maybe i could send them to my coworkers so they can learn the magic of what actually needs to be a meeting
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
do you think the christmas ghosts are up for haunting about other stuff too? like maybe i could send them to my coworkers so they can learn the magic of what actually needs to be a meeting
i guess trump didn’t make it to the end of the hunger games books where they overthrow the government
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i guess trump didn’t make it to the end of the hunger games books where they overthrow the government
a pressure washer but for your brain. please
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
a pressure washer but for your brain. please
every year around this time i am especially thankful i am not a heartless rich man because i simply refuse to be awoken in the middle of the night to learn lessons, ghosts or not
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
every year around this time i am especially thankful i am not a heartless rich man because i simply refuse to be awoken in the middle of the night to learn lessons, ghosts or not
just gonna say it: we tried strange women lying in ponds distributing swords 1500 years ago ONE TIME and i just think perhaps we could give it another shot
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
just gonna say it: we tried strange women lying in ponds distributing swords 1500 years ago ONE TIME and i just think perhaps we could give it another shot
no one:
my girlfriend, who is a rabbi, having sat in deep thought for 20 mins: whales just feel jewish to me
my girlfriend, who is a rabbi, having sat in deep thought for 20 mins: whales just feel jewish to me
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
no one:
my girlfriend, who is a rabbi, having sat in deep thought for 20 mins: whales just feel jewish to me
my girlfriend, who is a rabbi, having sat in deep thought for 20 mins: whales just feel jewish to me
look i am all for three ghosts visiting rich businessmen on christmas eve and scaring them into sharing their millions but could they also maybe just teach them not to be landlords
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
look i am all for three ghosts visiting rich businessmen on christmas eve and scaring them into sharing their millions but could they also maybe just teach them not to be landlords
pretty accurate that frosty comes to life as a man and one of the first things he says is that he’s a nice guy
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
pretty accurate that frosty comes to life as a man and one of the first things he says is that he’s a nice guy
the cool thing about about dickens is that not only did he write the primary text about society needing to force rich people to have empathy via any method possible, but he also did it while writing a book so needlessly lengthy bc he was paid by the word, therefore also defeating capitalism
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
the cool thing about about dickens is that not only did he write the primary text about society needing to force rich people to have empathy via any method possible, but he also did it while writing a book so needlessly lengthy bc he was paid by the word, therefore also defeating capitalism
one thing we don’t talk about enough is how the smarter you are, the dumber you are
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
one thing we don’t talk about enough is how the smarter you are, the dumber you are
hello it’s me your least fav americanist historian here to remind you again that this holiday is based off a lie. the wampanoags were not invited to thanksgiving. they did show up but only bc the colonists were drunk and firing their guns on the beach & the wampanoags thought they were under attack
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
hello it’s me your least fav americanist historian here to remind you again that this holiday is based off a lie. the wampanoags were not invited to thanksgiving. they did show up but only bc the colonists were drunk and firing their guns on the beach & the wampanoags thought they were under attack
i forgot to knock on the bathroom door this morning and accidentally walked in on the roomba doing his thing
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i forgot to knock on the bathroom door this morning and accidentally walked in on the roomba doing his thing
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this. this is the reason why we Post
jerry you have inspired me to also be 38 years old
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
this. this is the reason why we Post
idk about the reporters in that room but if any person said the words “quiet piggy” in my presence that would be the last few seconds he knew peace
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
idk about the reporters in that room but if any person said the words “quiet piggy” in my presence that would be the last few seconds he knew peace