nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
my mother recently purchased
these little nightmares who look like they plan to scare me for funsies but joke’s on them, i cannot be haunted. i am mentally ill
these little nightmares who look like they plan to scare me for funsies but joke’s on them, i cannot be haunted. i am mentally ill
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my mother recently purchased
these little nightmares who look like they plan to scare me for funsies but joke’s on them, i cannot be haunted. i am mentally ill
these little nightmares who look like they plan to scare me for funsies but joke’s on them, i cannot be haunted. i am mentally ill
my introvert dog was forced to socialise with one (1) other dog for an afternoon
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
my introvert dog was forced to socialise with one (1) other dog for an afternoon
walking through ireland like
August 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
walking through ireland like
staying in here until the new album is out and everyone has calmed down
August 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
staying in here until the new album is out and everyone has calmed down
so close! let me help: “children that appear to be starving to death are also seriously ill (because they are being starved to death) but our financial interests in zionism are more important than us, a news outlet, reporting actual facts”
August 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
so close! let me help: “children that appear to be starving to death are also seriously ill (because they are being starved to death) but our financial interests in zionism are more important than us, a news outlet, reporting actual facts”
what if we kissed by the murder hole 👉👈
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
what if we kissed by the murder hole 👉👈
nothing has elevated my anxiety quite like this street sign
April 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
nothing has elevated my anxiety quite like this street sign
oh look the guy being ratatouilled by a dead worm is now doing eugenics
April 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
oh look the guy being ratatouilled by a dead worm is now doing eugenics
man it’s a good thing he won otherwise we’d have a tanking economy and a trade war right now oh wait
April 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
man it’s a good thing he won otherwise we’d have a tanking economy and a trade war right now oh wait
seeing the cybertruck among the “doctors HATE this one trick!” online ads has done a lot for my mood
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
seeing the cybertruck among the “doctors HATE this one trick!” online ads has done a lot for my mood
i’ve heard that some people get texts from their ex-gfs saying things like “i miss you”.
not me though
not me though
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i’ve heard that some people get texts from their ex-gfs saying things like “i miss you”.
not me though
not me though
never fear, context-seeking users! i have this
March 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
never fear, context-seeking users! i have this
this tweet aged like catherine ohara, unfortunately
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this tweet aged like catherine ohara, unfortunately
i am burdened by fixing all these headlines
March 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i am burdened by fixing all these headlines
ask and ye shall receive
March 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ask and ye shall receive
one of the fun things about gravestone cleaning is sometimes you get a little surprise. for instance, another person also being buried there whose existence was being covered by lichen - this stone also belongs to an 11 year old child called mary who died in a house fire in 1765
March 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
one of the fun things about gravestone cleaning is sometimes you get a little surprise. for instance, another person also being buried there whose existence was being covered by lichen - this stone also belongs to an 11 year old child called mary who died in a house fire in 1765
fondly remembering the old twitter this morning
March 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
fondly remembering the old twitter this morning
my ancestors watching me in my heated house, in clothes i didn’t make, w unlimited access to any information, eating food that i had delivered so i didn’t have to interact w anyone, logging onto my self care app to celebrate w my animated bird that i remembered to drink two glasses of water today
March 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my ancestors watching me in my heated house, in clothes i didn’t make, w unlimited access to any information, eating food that i had delivered so i didn’t have to interact w anyone, logging onto my self care app to celebrate w my animated bird that i remembered to drink two glasses of water today
on occasion, i do a bit of conservation work in forgotten new england cemeteries (with town permission). this is a before and after of a stone i did last fall. i love this work and nothing makes me miss it more than a few weeks of completely shitty new england weather, thank you ice rain
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
on occasion, i do a bit of conservation work in forgotten new england cemeteries (with town permission). this is a before and after of a stone i did last fall. i love this work and nothing makes me miss it more than a few weeks of completely shitty new england weather, thank you ice rain
caught my dog trying to eat my toast off the counter while i was getting coffee this morning and i told her “toast is not for dogs!” and she grabbed her sadness pillow and went back to bed
February 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
caught my dog trying to eat my toast off the counter while i was getting coffee this morning and i told her “toast is not for dogs!” and she grabbed her sadness pillow and went back to bed
at least pay a real artist for your delusions, mum
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
at least pay a real artist for your delusions, mum
don’t let her fool you, she roasts me on a daily basis
February 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
don’t let her fool you, she roasts me on a daily basis