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@cipherlab.bsky.social
Doing all kinds of n̶e̶r̶d̶ cool tech-y stuff
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@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
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@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
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when i die, i want to be buried with my weed pen like an ancient egyptian pharaoh who needs it to get to the afterlife
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
when i die, i want to be buried with my weed pen like an ancient egyptian pharaoh who needs it to get to the afterlife
Please tell me it was a Dodge Ram
What’s up guys? Oh, not much over here. Just a normal text convo betwixt me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (BBK in blue.)
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Please tell me it was a Dodge Ram
Post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in in an hour or less (aka @bbkittyfck.bsky.social style)
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Post a photo of you in black and white and then delete it in in an hour or less (aka @bbkittyfck.bsky.social style)
Walking 500 miles is so impractical. Just take the train.
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Walking 500 miles is so impractical. Just take the train.
Damn, boy, are you my ADHD?
Because I think about you constantly, but forget you exist when you're not in front of me
Because I think about you constantly, but forget you exist when you're not in front of me
Damn, boy, are you my childhood?
Because we had some good times, but mostly you fucked me up and now I’m dead inside.
Because we had some good times, but mostly you fucked me up and now I’m dead inside.
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Damn, boy, are you my ADHD?
Because I think about you constantly, but forget you exist when you're not in front of me
Because I think about you constantly, but forget you exist when you're not in front of me
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Damn, boy, are you a doctor?
Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.
Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.
Damn, boy, are you a WebMD search?
Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
Damn, boy, are you cocaine?
Because you're fun to mess around with, but leave white stuff everywhere and fuck up my insides.
Because you're fun to mess around with, but leave white stuff everywhere and fuck up my insides.
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Damn, boy, are you a doctor?
Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.
Because I had to wait months to see you and now I just owe a bunch of money and feel bad about myself.
Damn, boy, are you a WebMD search?
Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
Damn, boy, are you cocaine?
Because you're fun to mess around with, but leave white stuff everywhere and fuck up my insides.
Because you're fun to mess around with, but leave white stuff everywhere and fuck up my insides.
Damn, boy? Are you ChatGPT?
Because everybody tells me I’m an idiot for talking to you but I can’t stop
Because everybody tells me I’m an idiot for talking to you but I can’t stop
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Damn, boy, are you a WebMD search?
Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
Because this started off innocent and now I think I'm dying.
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So I've got a moot who's a superb writer. But her platform is being a dick, so you can only find her stuff with a direct link.
This hurts authors, game designers, artists, and the whole cause of anti-slop.
So go. Pick up some good reads. And thank you ❤️
This hurts authors, game designers, artists, and the whole cause of anti-slop.
So go. Pick up some good reads. And thank you ❤️
Hey there's like 1 day left on this sale but I'm very sick, can y'all do the advertising for me today?
Verdant Fantasy Winter Sale 2025 by Ela Maxima
A bundle by Ela Maxima, $5.00 for 7 games
itch.io
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
So I've got a moot who's a superb writer. But her platform is being a dick, so you can only find her stuff with a direct link.
This hurts authors, game designers, artists, and the whole cause of anti-slop.
So go. Pick up some good reads. And thank you ❤️
This hurts authors, game designers, artists, and the whole cause of anti-slop.
So go. Pick up some good reads. And thank you ❤️
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where is everyone? Did we just decide that things aren't funny anymore? We're SHITPOSTERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TO LAUGH AT IF NOT SHITPOSTS????
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
where is everyone? Did we just decide that things aren't funny anymore? We're SHITPOSTERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TO LAUGH AT IF NOT SHITPOSTS????
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I’m white but I’m…
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I’m white but I’m…
Once I stop saying what I'm thinking before I've finished thinking it...it's over for you, brain snitches
Once I lose weight, it’s over for you britches.
Once I get some cream from my doctor, it's over for you itches
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Once I stop saying what I'm thinking before I've finished thinking it...it's over for you, brain snitches
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Myrtle
Myrtle
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Myrtle
Myrtle
Hamburger Help-her with the belt buckle
Hamburger Help her bury the body
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hamburger Help-her with the belt buckle
Well, at least I'm slightly above average!
(Numerai data science tournament)
(Numerai data science tournament)
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well, at least I'm slightly above average!
(Numerai data science tournament)
(Numerai data science tournament)
Post a selfie from 2025
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Post a selfie from 2025
Credit where credit is due. Thanks to @bbkittyfck.bsky.social throwing @emceekayvee.bsky.social onto bumble, emcee and I met by happenstance in gen pop under some unlikely circumstances... And I've never felt more lucky. So bbk absolutely deserves the recognition for our meeting. 🫶🏻
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Credit where credit is due. Thanks to @bbkittyfck.bsky.social throwing @emceekayvee.bsky.social onto bumble, emcee and I met by happenstance in gen pop under some unlikely circumstances... And I've never felt more lucky. So bbk absolutely deserves the recognition for our meeting. 🫶🏻
Meeting @emceekayvee.bsky.social in 2025 was the kind of luck you don't take for granted. The kind that changes everything. Tomorrow we step into 2026 together, and I've never been more excited for what the future holds. ❤️❤️❤️
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Meeting @emceekayvee.bsky.social in 2025 was the kind of luck you don't take for granted. The kind that changes everything. Tomorrow we step into 2026 together, and I've never been more excited for what the future holds. ❤️❤️❤️
What's popular right now that won't age well? I say adding AI to everything, like toothbrushes:
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What's popular right now that won't age well? I say adding AI to everything, like toothbrushes:
Remember when Domino's had "30 minutes or it's free"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember when Domino's had "30 minutes or it's free"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
When someone deletes their comments on the timeline...
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When someone deletes their comments on the timeline...
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Who called it buttfucking and not poundcake?
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Who called it buttfucking and not poundcake?
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's amphetamine
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's amphetamine