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@cipherlab.bsky.social
Doing all kinds of n̶e̶r̶d̶ cool tech-y stuff
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@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
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@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
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Hot virgin afterbirth in your area.
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hot virgin afterbirth in your area.
I'm here to spread holiday cheer...
...And crabs.
...And crabs.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm here to spread holiday cheer...
...And crabs.
...And crabs.
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Hot virgin births in your area want to meet!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hot virgin births in your area want to meet!!
Merry Christmas @emceekayvee.bsky.social @bbkittyfck.bsky.social 🌲🎁❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Merry Christmas @emceekayvee.bsky.social @bbkittyfck.bsky.social 🌲🎁❤️
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" And post a photo
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" And post a photo
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Him, excited: “wanna hear about what happened in my DnD campaign yesterday?”
Me: “sure, I was hoping for a dry vagina this morning.”
Me: “sure, I was hoping for a dry vagina this morning.”
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Him, excited: “wanna hear about what happened in my DnD campaign yesterday?”
Me: “sure, I was hoping for a dry vagina this morning.”
Me: “sure, I was hoping for a dry vagina this morning.”
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You all liking my posts but not reposting them is like my ex who just loved me SO MUCH but wouldn't introduce me to his family.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You all liking my posts but not reposting them is like my ex who just loved me SO MUCH but wouldn't introduce me to his family.
I think Halloween express needs to diversify into other holidays
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think Halloween express needs to diversify into other holidays
An advent calendar but it's fentanyl with narcan at the end
An advent calendar, but it's just tabs of ecstasy with a horse tranquilizer at the end.
An advent calendar, but it's just my antidepressants with an extra big one at the end.
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
An advent calendar but it's fentanyl with narcan at the end
who up ducking they halls?
who up decking they halls?
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
who up ducking they halls?
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME
Mid late 20s, in Duluth
Mid late 20s, in Duluth
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME
Mid late 20s, in Duluth
Mid late 20s, in Duluth
Feeling exhausted, scalp to scrote
Feeling exhausted, tit to clit
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Feeling exhausted, scalp to scrote
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I'll fix that
I'll fix that
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Cooks, cleans, fucks
Cooks, cleans, fucks
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I have snacks
I have snacks
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I'll fix that
I'll fix that
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Student loans paid
Student loans paid
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Student loans paid
Student loans paid
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I have snacks
I have snacks
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Comically large boobs
Comically large boobs
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I made ham
I made ham
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I have snacks
I have snacks
JCP - Jewelry, Clothing, Probably
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
JCP - Jewelry, Clothing, Probably
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the worst modern-day insult you could ever hurl at someone is that they're "Facebook funny."
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
the worst modern-day insult you could ever hurl at someone is that they're "Facebook funny."
An advent calendar, but it's just my antidepressants with an extra big one at the end.
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
An advent calendar, but it's just my antidepressants with an extra big one at the end.
Days of mind numbing, unskippable slides 💀💀💀
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Days of mind numbing, unskippable slides 💀💀💀
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MUSHY POST ALERT
@charlieaaah.bsky.social is home from college. We’re cuddling & watching Smiling Friends, thanks to my love @cipherlab.bsky.social. I get to share my days w/ my best friend @bbkittyfck.bsky.social. Life is hard but can be so good even when you thought it wasn’t ever again possible.
@charlieaaah.bsky.social is home from college. We’re cuddling & watching Smiling Friends, thanks to my love @cipherlab.bsky.social. I get to share my days w/ my best friend @bbkittyfck.bsky.social. Life is hard but can be so good even when you thought it wasn’t ever again possible.
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MUSHY POST ALERT
@charlieaaah.bsky.social is home from college. We’re cuddling & watching Smiling Friends, thanks to my love @cipherlab.bsky.social. I get to share my days w/ my best friend @bbkittyfck.bsky.social. Life is hard but can be so good even when you thought it wasn’t ever again possible.
@charlieaaah.bsky.social is home from college. We’re cuddling & watching Smiling Friends, thanks to my love @cipherlab.bsky.social. I get to share my days w/ my best friend @bbkittyfck.bsky.social. Life is hard but can be so good even when you thought it wasn’t ever again possible.
If you can't handle me at my french kiss, you don't deserve me at my cunnilinigus
If you can’t handle me at my missionary, you don’t deserve me at my reverse cowgirl.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you can't handle me at my french kiss, you don't deserve me at my cunnilinigus
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What's wrong babe, you've barely touched our wedding gift from the Coopers
January 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
What's wrong babe, you've barely touched our wedding gift from the Coopers
He's a 10, but that's how many feet underground he's buried
He’s a 10, but the only things he buys you must be HSA-approved.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He's a 10, but that's how many feet underground he's buried