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DeryckEleven
@deryckeleven.bsky.social
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writer, hobby linguist, bit of a critic

Newest ebook:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3494MFH?asc_source=01HFY6QA7FYP0YEFD1ZY3XMFP8&tag=snx78-20
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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social · Jan 21
I am writing again and it feels so good to create.

I have ebooks available via Amazon. Tell your friends!

amzn.to/3rIxTXO (One Cold Day)

tinyurl.com/93vdc3vy (The Hundreds)

tinyurl.com/47hhybrt (Hundreds & Thousands)
One Cold Day: A Zombie Story
And you thought your job bites? It was just another normal day of raking leaves and trimming the grass for Diego's lawn care team, when suddenly a zombie attacks and kills his crew. Follow along as he...
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#WIPsnips
Urzk entered her new chamber and was in awe. Sure, she expected it to be nicer than her previous shared chamber, but she had no idea just how lavish it would be. There was a raised, soft platform to sleep on. Only the fur blanket had tipped her off to that purpose. She set her bundle down and laid down on it. "Mmmm, no wonder Torg grew soft," was all she would allow herself to say. She decided to keep it for special occasions only and put the fur blanket on the ground next to it. It was quality fur.
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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8 away from poster’s madness
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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#WIPsnips
Several more minutes pass and the person was still awkwardly half-inside the car. A feeling of unease crept into Sandra’s stomach before spreading downward making her legs cold and spreading upward clenching her throat. Something is wrong, but she’s not sure what exactly. Then an image flashes of the two men eating the third and she wonders if something similar is happening just over there. She painfully rises to her feet and creeps over to the window, trying to get a better look. The angle isn’t conducive, but she can tell the person is moving erratically.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
top: post from Jimmie Ward III saying "instead of a sticker you should get hot dog when you vote. this is supposed to be america" bottom image: Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave saying "You can't skip democracy. You just can't, guys." @DERYCKELEVEN
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Please help. I'm on day 4 of asking for help. Fees keep getting tacked on every day. I'm getting desperate with my pain and stress. Please help. Any donation is a huge help. Needing $105 or at midnight I'll need $130. PayPal.me/Starbroken
Pay Anna Chrest using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/starbroken and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
Headline: Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death Accompanying image: cells? Bottom image: Tim Robinson with too much shit on him from I Think You Should Leave saying “I don't even want to be around anymore.” @DERYCKELEVEN
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Call me Garfield the way I’ve eaten lasagna three of my last four meals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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$20/95 raised so far, needing $75 more by midnight, 8 1/2 hours away. Please help if you have the means. After this urgent need for myself, I'll be back to raising funds to provide dinner for 3 deserving families for thanksgiving.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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#WIPsnips
Charn, the Unbroken lowered his hands to his side slowly but kept chanting the strange words that didn’t want to be heard. Urzk skirted around him, maintaining a safe distance before approaching the cliff’s edge. The fighters were nearly upon the remaining human when they slowed to a walk and then finally stopped several strides away. The one who was first to run waved her hand and called out. Eventually she walked over and kicked the spear the human was leaning on. The body crumpled to the ground. She kicked it, spit on it, and then looked up to Urzk.
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth is great, but a lot of the nostalgia is lost on me since I haven't played most of the games. I found myself debating just skipping the last couple of stories' scenes, but decided to stick it out, as there is some recapping. But I really should've just skipped them.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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top text: You already know who this is about* *allegedly image: a woman with a straw at her lips @DERYCKELEVEN
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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#WIPsnips
Grask looked away when she said that. He knew someone like Nurn or Nex would be far more effective in a fight. And yes, Urzk did appreciate the ambush he had launched in his whelp years, but how would they ambush an unknown force? He had studied that boy for weeks before striking.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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#WIPsnips
After another ten or so minutes of looking for vines, Isadora decided to just use a strip of her shirt. Now that she had a cutting tool, she didn’t have to worry much about destroying her only defense against scratches from the plant life. She turned to head back to the clearing when she spotted a lone goblin doing its best to track her. It was too busy looking for footprints and had not yet seen her. She wished again for a sword, but nothing happened.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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If they made ET today, he would say "ET text home."
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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All-encompassingly enjoyed the first two eps of Plur1bus. Next Friday is too dar away!
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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It’s Fondue Friday!
Trader Joe’s fondue bowl with baby carrots and chopped apple
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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#WIPsnips
If Charn, the Unbroken noticed Urzk he didn’t let on. His chanting continued and his movements became more vigorous. Suddenly he stopped and stood with his arms outstretched. The air crackled and the tips of vegetation singed ever so slightly.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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How many ys could X Y x, if X Y could x ys?
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
Top image: 1 star Google Review of Oasis that says “My kids hated it here, terrible mac n cheese.” with response Response from the owner “We believe that you are leaving a review for the wrong business. We are water-themed, sex club in downtown Toronto that welcomes adults 19+. It is not a restaurant-nor is it child friendly.” Bottom image: a doctor from I Think You Should Leave saying “I actually want to go to Oasis Aqualounge more than Haunted House.” @DERYCKELEVEN
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Happy anniversary to me!
PS5 games Death Stranding 2 and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Fridge still out of commission, but at least we’re getting a $125 rent credit to help offset lost groceries plus inconvenience.
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Cool, cool, cool. Our fridge has been off for nearly 4 hours because the fuse tripped and then sparked when we tried to reset it. Landlord said he’d try to get an electrician ASAP, but that was 3 hours ago and still nothing. Super cool that we bought groceries this morning!
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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New worst chair dropped
Chair with v short back, almost a stool
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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“Hey, I’m an author!”
-Me explaining my internet search history.
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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#IThinkYouShouldMeme
Top image: drawing of Mark Zuckerberg, a laptop with silhouette of a woman, and the Meta logo floating above. Headline from techspot.com “Meta denies torrenting 2,400 porn movies for Al training - says they were for ‘personal use’” Bottom image: Bozo the Clown from from I Think You Should Leave saying “This guy's about to jack off.” @DERYCKELEVEN
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM