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DeryckEleven
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I am writing again and it feels so good to create.

I have ebooks available via Amazon. Tell your friends!

amzn.to/3rIxTXO (One Cold Day)

tinyurl.com/93vdc3vy (The Hundreds)

tinyurl.com/47hhybrt (Hundreds & Thousands)
One Cold Day: A Zombie Story
And you thought your job bites? It was just another normal day of raking leaves and trimming the grass for Diego's lawn care team, when suddenly a zombie attacks and kills his crew. Follow along as he...
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you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
It’s amazing that my body only functions off cheese and naps.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So is this like the Chrono Cross of Orphan Black?
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Beef stroganoff has been eaten. Time to nap.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just saw a Steamboat Willie lawyer commercial and now I want to see every company make one. Steamboat Willie drinking Pepsi, driving a minivan, walking happily out of a bathroom, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
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November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I don’t know if airport versions of restaurants are worse than normal ones, but I do know that this quesabirria by Frontera was roundly meh. It certainly wasn’t worth $20. Maybe $10, but only because I was super hungry.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
8 away from poster’s madness
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Please help. I'm on day 4 of asking for help. Fees keep getting tacked on every day. I'm getting desperate with my pain and stress. Please help. Any donation is a huge help. Needing $105 or at midnight I'll need $130. PayPal.me/Starbroken
Pay Anna Chrest using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/starbroken and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Call me Garfield the way I’ve eaten lasagna three of my last four meals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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$20/95 raised so far, needing $75 more by midnight, 8 1/2 hours away. Please help if you have the means. After this urgent need for myself, I'll be back to raising funds to provide dinner for 3 deserving families for thanksgiving.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth is great, but a lot of the nostalgia is lost on me since I haven't played most of the games. I found myself debating just skipping the last couple of stories' scenes, but decided to stick it out, as there is some recapping. But I really should've just skipped them.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If they made ET today, he would say "ET text home."
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
All-encompassingly enjoyed the first two eps of Plur1bus. Next Friday is too dar away!
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It’s Fondue Friday!
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM