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Kelly__le
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I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
Are the Trumpers gonna copy him now?

They wore the diapers.
They wore the ear patches.

Are they gonna start jaw doggin?
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wish my brights were brighter.
I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I had a really good day today. Hope you did too.
💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yeah, I read it that way at first too.
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Imagine having any and all entertainment at your fingertips and still choosing to watch a Mark Wahlberg movie.
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Felt like I was in trouble the second I walked in the door 👀
#lucypancakes
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Today was sweater weather.
I hate long sleeves.
This is called compromise.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Busy day on the prairies. I’m gonna get chocolate wasted and go to bed.
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Didn't win the lottery. Guess that ballroom I was gonna add to the house will have to wait.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My son just said “my friend at school, Talon…”

and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The cop wasn’t nearly as impressed at my ability to drive with my knees while I eat breakfast and text as I was.
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Did anyone even tell Ed Gein to eat a banana and go out in nature for awhile??
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think people can forget just how big buttholes can be.
October 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You know how you leave your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, what do you get if it’s a kidney stone?
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can’t. Busy doing a pickup.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m ready for Halloween!
💀👻🎃🐦‍⬛☠️🪦💜
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Do people even spontaneously human combust anymore??
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Me irl
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Looks like this is the only Rapture we’re gonna get today

youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...
Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Did the Rapture happen or are there just more heathens than I thought?
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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In a couple months, the people who were emotionally and spiritually moved by the Charlie Memorial Fandango are gonna tell us Xmas has become too commercial.
September 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM