Kelly__le
@kellyle.bsky.social
Jokes and whatnot.
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@kellyle.bsky.social
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I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
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Just got my $34 Facebook money. Nice knowing you. I'm moving to the Hamptons.
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Just got my $34 Facebook money. Nice knowing you. I'm moving to the Hamptons.
What’s worse?
Having parents that made your relationship with them so difficult that their deaths are a relief OR having really great parents that you mourn hard forever?
Having parents that made your relationship with them so difficult that their deaths are a relief OR having really great parents that you mourn hard forever?
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
What’s worse?
Having parents that made your relationship with them so difficult that their deaths are a relief OR having really great parents that you mourn hard forever?
Having parents that made your relationship with them so difficult that their deaths are a relief OR having really great parents that you mourn hard forever?
It’s just never going to stop with these fucking people, is it?
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It’s just never going to stop with these fucking people, is it?
I get sad when I see an ugly baby.
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I get sad when I see an ugly baby.
Black eyed peas and #Daysofourlives
❤️🥰
❤️🥰
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Black eyed peas and #Daysofourlives
❤️🥰
❤️🥰
Remember to be safe out there.
Stay away from driving if you’ve been drinking.
Also stay away from guys with acoustic guitars.
#NoDUIs
#NoWonderwall
#NoGettinPregnant
Stay away from driving if you’ve been drinking.
Also stay away from guys with acoustic guitars.
#NoDUIs
#NoWonderwall
#NoGettinPregnant
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Remember to be safe out there.
Stay away from driving if you’ve been drinking.
Also stay away from guys with acoustic guitars.
#NoDUIs
#NoWonderwall
#NoGettinPregnant
Stay away from driving if you’ve been drinking.
Also stay away from guys with acoustic guitars.
#NoDUIs
#NoWonderwall
#NoGettinPregnant
Sometimes I think I’m a pretty cool chick, then other times, I realize I’ve been watching a commercial for mailboxes and getting pretty excited about it.
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes I think I’m a pretty cool chick, then other times, I realize I’ve been watching a commercial for mailboxes and getting pretty excited about it.
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The Grinch doesn’t practice Santeria
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Grinch doesn’t practice Santeria
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all
On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop
Santa came now because Santa is tired, and old, and made cookies, and pies, and overslept, and has arthritis, and made spaghetti, and has to prepare food for tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Santa came now because Santa is tired, and old, and made cookies, and pies, and overslept, and has arthritis, and made spaghetti, and has to prepare food for tomorrow.
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If Americans were the kind of people I’ve always been TOLD we are, there’d be a revolution going on right now that’d make Marie Antoinette say, “gee, I had a great time by comparison.”
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If Americans were the kind of people I’ve always been TOLD we are, there’d be a revolution going on right now that’d make Marie Antoinette say, “gee, I had a great time by comparison.”
I don’t want to seem rude, but if you’re thinking of getting me a sword for Christmas, and it’s not enchanted, I would just rather have no sword.
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I don’t want to seem rude, but if you’re thinking of getting me a sword for Christmas, and it’s not enchanted, I would just rather have no sword.
Living close to Oklahoma is a gold mine…
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Living close to Oklahoma is a gold mine…
Hey, sorry I was being a bitch.
It’s because I’m a bitch.
It’s because I’m a bitch.
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hey, sorry I was being a bitch.
It’s because I’m a bitch.
It’s because I’m a bitch.
My phone autocorrected “ducks” to “fucks” the ONE time I actually wanted to use ducks.
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My phone autocorrected “ducks” to “fucks” the ONE time I actually wanted to use ducks.
Thank you for the stocking stuffer ideas.
But I don’t know what stockings you think I need stuffed.
But I don’t know what stockings you think I need stuffed.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Thank you for the stocking stuffer ideas.
But I don’t know what stockings you think I need stuffed.
But I don’t know what stockings you think I need stuffed.
“Where the fuck did the tape go?!”
-Me all the way through December.
-Me all the way through December.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Where the fuck did the tape go?!”
-Me all the way through December.
-Me all the way through December.
My sons best friend saw my Jem shirt this morning.
He said “oh cool! Jem! My grandma has a Jem doll!”
And that the story of how he got banished from my house.
He said “oh cool! Jem! My grandma has a Jem doll!”
And that the story of how he got banished from my house.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My sons best friend saw my Jem shirt this morning.
He said “oh cool! Jem! My grandma has a Jem doll!”
And that the story of how he got banished from my house.
He said “oh cool! Jem! My grandma has a Jem doll!”
And that the story of how he got banished from my house.
People just go on cruises all willy nilly like the ocean isn’t scary as fuck.
#TheSeaIsntOurBusiness
#TheSeaIsntOurBusiness
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
People just go on cruises all willy nilly like the ocean isn’t scary as fuck.
#TheSeaIsntOurBusiness
#TheSeaIsntOurBusiness
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At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
10 years without him fucking sucks
Scott Weiland October 27, 1967 - December 03, 2015
Scott Weiland October 27, 1967 - December 03, 2015
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
10 years without him fucking sucks
Scott Weiland October 27, 1967 - December 03, 2015
Scott Weiland October 27, 1967 - December 03, 2015
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PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
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They should’ve called them Treese’s
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They should’ve called them Treese’s
Ohhhh it’s a bow.
I totally didn’t think it was the Grinch spreading cheeks at all. 👀
I totally didn’t think it was the Grinch spreading cheeks at all. 👀
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ohhhh it’s a bow.
I totally didn’t think it was the Grinch spreading cheeks at all. 👀
I totally didn’t think it was the Grinch spreading cheeks at all. 👀