🍗🦃emceeGRAVY🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.
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Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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@emceekayvee.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
If by housebroken, you mean I’ve broken everything in my house, then sure.
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
If by housebroken, you mean I’ve broken everything in my house, then sure.
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April 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I haven’t deactivated in 5 days. Please clap
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I haven’t deactivated in 5 days. Please clap
Haven’t had sex since my ex and man, I really need to wash that taste out of my vagina.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Haven’t had sex since my ex and man, I really need to wash that taste out of my vagina.
I work at the Kellogg factory stamping the expiration dates on boxes. It’s called cereal dating.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I work at the Kellogg factory stamping the expiration dates on boxes. It’s called cereal dating.
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I don’t care what your religion is if you are claiming to provide healthcare.
You either actually provide healthcare or you are denying healthcare and forcing people to suffer because your cult doesn’t believe in science.
We should not pay tax $ to religious facilities that deny people healthcare.
You either actually provide healthcare or you are denying healthcare and forcing people to suffer because your cult doesn’t believe in science.
We should not pay tax $ to religious facilities that deny people healthcare.
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don’t care what your religion is if you are claiming to provide healthcare.
You either actually provide healthcare or you are denying healthcare and forcing people to suffer because your cult doesn’t believe in science.
We should not pay tax $ to religious facilities that deny people healthcare.
You either actually provide healthcare or you are denying healthcare and forcing people to suffer because your cult doesn’t believe in science.
We should not pay tax $ to religious facilities that deny people healthcare.
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Way to. be St. Paul!
Assault Weapons, Crypto ATMs: St. Paul’s on a Banning Spree! - Racket
Plus Herbivorous Butcher is back, an MN-set show films in Canada, and last night's light show in today's Flyover news roundup.
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November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Way to. be St. Paul!
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Move over “cameltoe,”
Here comes something meatier
Here comes something meatier
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Move over “cameltoe,”
Here comes something meatier
Here comes something meatier
Better call a toe truck! (Still wanna bang me?)
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Better call a toe truck! (Still wanna bang me?)
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social is sleeping and I’m not. This is absolutely bullshit, man.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social is sleeping and I’m not. This is absolutely bullshit, man.
So, this is SO insanely sweet, but…I have so many people say this and it’s leading me to question #1 people’s vision and #2 am I single bc people are afraid (for some insane reason) to ask me out?!?! Stop that y’all: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So, this is SO insanely sweet, but…I have so many people say this and it’s leading me to question #1 people’s vision and #2 am I single bc people are afraid (for some insane reason) to ask me out?!?! Stop that y’all: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
This is so sweet thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is so sweet thank you!
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There Will Be Goon
Pee Wee’s Big Goonventure
The Goon of Wallstreet
Pee Wee’s Big Goonventure
The Goon of Wallstreet
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There Will Be Goon
Pee Wee’s Big Goonventure
The Goon of Wallstreet
Pee Wee’s Big Goonventure
The Goon of Wallstreet
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Goon a movie
Solo: A Star Goon Story
Solo: A Star Goon Story
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Goon a movie
Solo: A Star Goon Story
Solo: A Star Goon Story
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Gooning Private Ryan
The Goonfather
Goondock Saints
The Goonfather
Goondock Saints
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gooning Private Ryan
The Goonfather
Goondock Saints
The Goonfather
Goondock Saints
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Goon a movie
The Man with the Golden Goon
The Man with the Golden Goon
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Goon a movie
The Man with the Golden Goon
The Man with the Golden Goon
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Goon with the wind
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Goon with the wind
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Tony winner for sure
a group of people in tuxedos are clapping their hands .
ALT: a group of people in tuxedos are clapping their hands .
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November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tony winner for sure
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
When the play about a man who was honest, loyal, hot, funny, smart, responsible, & strong was over, there wasn’t a dry vag in the house.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When the play about a man who was honest, loyal, hot, funny, smart, responsible, & strong was over, there wasn’t a dry vag in the house.
What’s the serving size for dick?
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What’s the serving size for dick?
BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵