Josh
@tsarclefhuejohn.bsky.social
HP Livecraft
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Part-time doomsday prophet.
HP Laughcraft
HP Lovecraft
Part-time doomsday prophet.
For every 10 years of Bad Barbie we get one Bad Bunny? Sounds like the ratio is bunk. Does anyone know how to turn it off and back on again?
February 2, 2026 at 11:45 AM
For every 10 years of Bad Barbie we get one Bad Bunny? Sounds like the ratio is bunk. Does anyone know how to turn it off and back on again?
Really great that I can turn on NPR this morning and immediately hear updates on Donald Trump and Punxsutawney Phil. Both renowned experts in their respective fields 🙄
Tabloid journalism never really dies. It just goes in remission.
Tabloid journalism never really dies. It just goes in remission.
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Really great that I can turn on NPR this morning and immediately hear updates on Donald Trump and Punxsutawney Phil. Both renowned experts in their respective fields 🙄
Tabloid journalism never really dies. It just goes in remission.
Tabloid journalism never really dies. It just goes in remission.
Halfway to spring! Happy Imbolc. Now bring on the damn Shamrock Shake.
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Halfway to spring! Happy Imbolc. Now bring on the damn Shamrock Shake.
The fact that he refers to underage girls as young women tells you everything you need to know.
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The fact that he refers to underage girls as young women tells you everything you need to know.
Project 100,000 (McNamara's Morons) was a controversial 1960s program by the US military to recruit soldiers who would previously have been below mental standards.
Now we have ICE.
History truly does repeat itself.
Now we have ICE.
History truly does repeat itself.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Project 100,000 (McNamara's Morons) was a controversial 1960s program by the US military to recruit soldiers who would previously have been below mental standards.
Now we have ICE.
History truly does repeat itself.
Now we have ICE.
History truly does repeat itself.
To think that a country founded on racism and anti-democratic principals would one day rise up FOR racism and anti-democratic principles. Shocking!
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 AM
To think that a country founded on racism and anti-democratic principals would one day rise up FOR racism and anti-democratic principles. Shocking!
There's no penguins in Greenland 🙄
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
There's no penguins in Greenland 🙄
FYI it's in remission.
Ruin a first date:
*brings U-Haul*
*brings U-Haul*
Ruin a first date
[shows up]
[shows up]
January 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
FYI it's in remission.
Dressed like they're going into Fallujah only to shake down preschoolers. The biggest cowards in history.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Dressed like they're going into Fallujah only to shake down preschoolers. The biggest cowards in history.
The ending of Game of Thrones wasn't nearly as bad as the Internet circlejerk made it out to be.
M*A*S*H should have ended after season 6
What’s your unpopular sitcom opinion?
I’ll go first, I very much preferred Ellen Foley to Markie Post on Night Court.
I’ll go first, I very much preferred Ellen Foley to Markie Post on Night Court.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The ending of Game of Thrones wasn't nearly as bad as the Internet circlejerk made it out to be.
"By trying to acquire Greenland by force Trump is risking everything for nothing."
Art of the Deal ladies and gentlemen.
Art of the Deal ladies and gentlemen.
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"By trying to acquire Greenland by force Trump is risking everything for nothing."
Art of the Deal ladies and gentlemen.
Art of the Deal ladies and gentlemen.
Guess I'm ready to accept Indiana as my new BIG10 overlords. Go Hoosiers!
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Guess I'm ready to accept Indiana as my new BIG10 overlords. Go Hoosiers!
I wish I could stop things from being real by hating them.
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I wish I could stop things from being real by hating them.
If this administration feels the need to acquire Greenland then Florida must go.
January 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
If this administration feels the need to acquire Greenland then Florida must go.
This hits harder every time I see it ...
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This hits harder every time I see it ...
This is so funny that people still think their opportunistic flattery will ever outweigh his malignant narcissism and greed lol.
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
This is so funny that people still think their opportunistic flattery will ever outweigh his malignant narcissism and greed lol.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!!
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!!
You work at the Bunny Ranch huh? That can suck.
So you work on the railroad huh? Yeah, that tracks.
January 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
You work at the Bunny Ranch huh? That can suck.
I can't join ICE because I don't know the current scrap value of copper.
I can't join ICE because my masculinity isn't fragile.
I can’t join ICE because I’m not white-trash anymore
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I can't join ICE because I don't know the current scrap value of copper.
CBS has moved the goal posts so far to the right that they are asking us that we have to find a way to live with armed, masked men who roam the streets and murder us without judge, jury and who have become the executioner.
New CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil closing the broadcast from MN last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 AM
CBS has moved the goal posts so far to the right that they are asking us that we have to find a way to live with armed, masked men who roam the streets and murder us without judge, jury and who have become the executioner.
"Grok issue an apology for all the CSAM you allowed to happen. But not from me of course. Also make it extremely condescending and cloaked in racism."
January 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
"Grok issue an apology for all the CSAM you allowed to happen. But not from me of course. Also make it extremely condescending and cloaked in racism."
Sooooooo does this mean Venezuela wont be participating in the World Cup? Because AWKWARD!
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Sooooooo does this mean Venezuela wont be participating in the World Cup? Because AWKWARD!
"So ya know I have five different kinds of caffeine-free, herbal teas."
* me flirting
* me flirting
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"So ya know I have five different kinds of caffeine-free, herbal teas."
* me flirting
* me flirting