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Here. There. Everywhere.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The space between recommending a 10k bonus and actually receiving a 10k bonus is called Trump University.
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Honey wake up! New economic recession soft launch just dropped."
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"The millionaires are fleeing New York!!!"

Oh good. May I recommend the surface of the sun?
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's a winter wonderland outside which means it's time to fire up the jungle inside. Grabbed the African daisy (bottom left second from the left) off the porch right before the snow came down. It was looking a bit sad, but already perking up.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
A 50 year loan means you get to spend your life paying on a 400k home (mid) you will never own, including property taxes, with a vig sans inflation of 90k. You will probably never gain equity, and Blackrock will probably seize it in the end. Best case you'll strap your children with the house. Enjoy
A fifty year mortgage means you will never own your own home. NEVER!
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
And let that be a lesson to you, you fucking poors. If you ever vote for so much as an ounce of happiness on election day you will be met with a ton of nihilism.
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Shania Law. And men, you WILL feel like a woman.
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
2065 classroom: "So these years between 2024 and 2028 half of the voting block voted to be racist, not poor."

*kid raises hand*: "So what happened?"

"They ended up racist and poor"
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@jackiebouvier.bsky.social Paul doing Blackbird
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Laura is 32 yrs old. Hate and bigotry will eat you from the inside out.
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just finished Plur1bus and it's either going to be the greatest series ever, or a complete farce. I'm going with the former. And Rhea Seahorn is the best of the best. Kim Wexler is back!
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Mamdani, "On the day I am elected mayor I will kill Dick Cheney."

Promises Made - Promises Kept
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Honestly this speaks volumes about our current mess.
You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

MMMBop - Hanson
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I caved and tried the Country Club Mix in the breakroom today. So much for No Nut November :(
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mar-a-Lago face AKA gender affirming care for me, but not for thee.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM