Commit tax fraud
Only steal from corporations
Don't hurt innocent people
Don't hurt animals
Billionaires are psycho
Never trust a politician
Don't answer questions from the feds
Anyone defending pedophiles is a pedophile
Never be loyal to someone making 5x your salary
*hands out cheese*
*hands out cheese*
~me to my brain.
~me to my brain.
Oh shit this isn't Google
Oh shit this isn't Google
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.