🍗🦃emceeGRAYvee🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA.
Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
And I asked you to keep your privates private, tyvm!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
And I asked you to keep your privates private, tyvm!
It’s such lies
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s such lies
Why didn’t you save me from the goblin’s kiss?
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why didn’t you save me from the goblin’s kiss?
I did save you from the goblin’s kiss!
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I did save you from the goblin’s kiss!
Non-dicksclosure
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Non-dicksclosure
TheeBonerDaddy
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
TheeBonerDaddy
There’s no “B,M” that isn’t in “the chair”
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
There’s no “B,M” that isn’t in “the chair”
Hahahahahahaha
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Hahahahahahaha
There’s no “P” in the actual toilet bc it’s on the floor and in your pants
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There’s no “P” in the actual toilet bc it’s on the floor and in your pants
There’s no “D” in “your vagina”
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There’s no “D” in “your vagina”
Well considering that was 40 years ago, I’ve had the pleasure of having the pleasure quite a few times since!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Well considering that was 40 years ago, I’ve had the pleasure of having the pleasure quite a few times since!
Is this your way of telling me that you've started shopping for my Christmas gifts?
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is this your way of telling me that you've started shopping for my Christmas gifts?
It can be a very taxing time of year.
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It can be a very taxing time of year.