🍗🦃emceeGRAVY🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Better call a toe truck! (Still wanna bang me?)
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Better call a toe truck! (Still wanna bang me?)
So, this is SO insanely sweet, but…I have so many people say this and it’s leading me to question #1 people’s vision and #2 am I single bc people are afraid (for some insane reason) to ask me out?!?! Stop that y’all: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So, this is SO insanely sweet, but…I have so many people say this and it’s leading me to question #1 people’s vision and #2 am I single bc people are afraid (for some insane reason) to ask me out?!?! Stop that y’all: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
This is so sweet thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is so sweet thank you!
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie (it’s selfie week for me and there’s a reason but ain’t none of you need to know it besides BBK who already knows it, of course.)
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie (it’s selfie week for me and there’s a reason but ain’t none of you need to know it besides BBK who already knows it, of course.)
Depictions of @bbkittyfck.bsky.social the night she went on a triple date with three cops
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Depictions of @bbkittyfck.bsky.social the night she went on a triple date with three cops
I should(n’t) call him
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I should(n’t) call him
Them: My house is in order!
Me: Mine too!
My house:
Me: Mine too!
My house:
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Them: My house is in order!
Me: Mine too!
My house:
Me: Mine too!
My house:
Fun fact: I never really took a selfie prior to last year at this time. I’m embracing things, kinda. I love (most of) you guys!
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fun fact: I never really took a selfie prior to last year at this time. I’m embracing things, kinda. I love (most of) you guys!
Promises, promises Discount Tire
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Promises, promises Discount Tire
Typical text exchange between me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (must click on and expand to fully appreciate)
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Typical text exchange between me and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social (must click on and expand to fully appreciate)
1. Guilty
2. 😒
3. Thank you!
4. Hot sauce
2. 😒
3. Thank you!
4. Hot sauce
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
1. Guilty
2. 😒
3. Thank you!
4. Hot sauce
2. 😒
3. Thank you!
4. Hot sauce
Bitch I dare you
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Bitch I dare you
(You're too good at this.)
Nancy Drew blood using this:
Nancy Drew blood using this:
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
(You're too good at this.)
Nancy Drew blood using this:
Nancy Drew blood using this:
I made this eons ago
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I made this eons ago
No one talk to me, I’m really busy with work. Also, if any of you ignore me and don’t talk to me I will die.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No one talk to me, I’m really busy with work. Also, if any of you ignore me and don’t talk to me I will die.
Me telling @anna-molly.bsky.social to wake up and listen to my man drama.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me telling @anna-molly.bsky.social to wake up and listen to my man drama.
If y’all enjoy @anna-molly.bsky.social and my banter on here, you should behold our all day phone calls and texts. Snippet:
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If y’all enjoy @anna-molly.bsky.social and my banter on here, you should behold our all day phone calls and texts. Snippet:
Happy Caturday from Winston!
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Happy Caturday from Winston!
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Me, in glasses with absolutely NO FILTER. Am I too late for this format?
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me, in glasses with absolutely NO FILTER. Am I too late for this format?
Selfie weekend continues, sorry.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Selfie weekend continues, sorry.
The better to see you with, my dear. Thank you!
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The better to see you with, my dear. Thank you!