Peter Yoachim
@ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social
Jackass with an action bias. Also an astronomer.
my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works, seek medical attention for looks lasting more than four hours
my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works, which are known to the state of California to cause cancer.
my name is ozymandias, king of kings. ask your doctor if looking upon my works is right for you.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
my name is ozymandias, king of kings. look upon my works, seek medical attention for looks lasting more than four hours
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My favorite thing to do with catfishers is to ask them to send me a pic with a ✌️
(Check the ring finger)
(Check the ring finger)
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My favorite thing to do with catfishers is to ask them to send me a pic with a ✌️
(Check the ring finger)
(Check the ring finger)
What's the threshold for a family to get labeled as a "crime family"?
I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?
I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What's the threshold for a family to get labeled as a "crime family"?
I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?
I feel like it's gotta be more than a mom and pop or father and son team. Maybe at least 5 people, spanning multiple generations and including some extended members like cousins and uncles?
Has there been a recorded death from a smart device internet outage? Imagine surviving Y2k only to be crushed to death by a matress
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Has there been a recorded death from a smart device internet outage? Imagine surviving Y2k only to be crushed to death by a matress
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
Can it run Doom?!?!
Probably the oldest on a current Mac is for this Model 37 Teletype
At least theoretically you could plug that into your MacBook (with a series of adapters) and get a prompt!
At least theoretically you could plug that into your MacBook (with a series of adapters) and get a prompt!
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Can it run Doom?!?!
The best part of Tron: Ares was when he said "IT'S TRONNIN' TIME!" and tronned all over those guys
October 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The best part of Tron: Ares was when he said "IT'S TRONNIN' TIME!" and tronned all over those guys
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
George had a test question--if two cars collide head on at 60 mph, how much of the energy is carried away in gravitational waves. And then what if the cars are going 0.5c. We asked what the answer was, he said he didn't know and needed to see what the students said.
apc.u-paris.fr/en/memory-ge...
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In Memory -- George Fitzgerald Smoot, III | AstroParticule & Cosmologie
apc.u-paris.fr
September 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
George had a test question--if two cars collide head on at 60 mph, how much of the energy is carried away in gravitational waves. And then what if the cars are going 0.5c. We asked what the answer was, he said he didn't know and needed to see what the students said.
apc.u-paris.fr/en/memory-ge...
apc.u-paris.fr/en/memory-ge...
It’s only the rapture if it’s from the Rapturé region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling spiritual psychosis ✨
September 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It’s only the rapture if it’s from the Rapturé region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling spiritual psychosis ✨
There are some corners of the internet saying the rapture will be this Tuesday.
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
There are some corners of the internet saying the rapture will be this Tuesday.
Even their cocaine crashes!
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
www.independent.co.uk
September 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Even their cocaine crashes!
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If interstellar objects were sent by extraterrestrials, how would we know? This paper outlines some of the techniques (and points out that the 3 we have are likely just comets) 🔭☄️🧪
Michelle's final paper investigates interstellar objects (such as the 3 detected interstellar comets) for signs of alien technosignatures! So far, all 3 objects are comets, but if there were a probe out there, how could we find out? This paper outlines the methods. 🔭 ☄️ arxiv.org/abs/2508.16825
September 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If interstellar objects were sent by extraterrestrials, how would we know? This paper outlines some of the techniques (and points out that the 3 we have are likely just comets) 🔭☄️🧪
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Look, if your offensive line isn't orcs, it's not really fantasy football.
September 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Look, if your offensive line isn't orcs, it's not really fantasy football.
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Maybe black holes aren’t cannibals that “eat” each other, but rather polyamorous lovers who merge with multiple partners, ever-expanding their giant love fest into a larger and larger solar mass orgy.
September 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Maybe black holes aren’t cannibals that “eat” each other, but rather polyamorous lovers who merge with multiple partners, ever-expanding their giant love fest into a larger and larger solar mass orgy.
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Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into
Just got told I can’t gate check my bag because the flight has “weight restriction”. So I have to carry it on.
Now, I don’t usually flex my advanced Physics training, but I do want to let @alaskaairlines.bsky.social know the weight of my bag doesn’t change if it’s in a different part of the plane.
Now, I don’t usually flex my advanced Physics training, but I do want to let @alaskaairlines.bsky.social know the weight of my bag doesn’t change if it’s in a different part of the plane.
August 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Just got told I can’t gate check my bag because the flight has “weight restriction”. So I have to carry it on.
Now, I don’t usually flex my advanced Physics training, but I do want to let @alaskaairlines.bsky.social know the weight of my bag doesn’t change if it’s in a different part of the plane.
Now, I don’t usually flex my advanced Physics training, but I do want to let @alaskaairlines.bsky.social know the weight of my bag doesn’t change if it’s in a different part of the plane.
Can @colbertlateshow.bsky.social invite Conan on to revive (or just steal) his "Comedy bits that aren't so much funny as they are crazy expensive". It's the only mature response to being canceled when you have great ratings.
July 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Can @colbertlateshow.bsky.social invite Conan on to revive (or just steal) his "Comedy bits that aren't so much funny as they are crazy expensive". It's the only mature response to being canceled when you have great ratings.
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I realize not everyone who follows me knows this but 50 Shades *literally* started as Twilight fanfic.
I don’t mean “their personalities are similar.” I mean “the name only changed from Edward to Christian for copyright reasons.”
I don’t mean “their personalities are similar.” I mean “the name only changed from Edward to Christian for copyright reasons.”
July 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I realize not everyone who follows me knows this but 50 Shades *literally* started as Twilight fanfic.
I don’t mean “their personalities are similar.” I mean “the name only changed from Edward to Christian for copyright reasons.”
I don’t mean “their personalities are similar.” I mean “the name only changed from Edward to Christian for copyright reasons.”
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the skyviewer app really shows some incredible stuff out there just the utter density is humbling tbh
Yesterday we released our cosmic treasure chest...and now it's yours to explore! With ✨~10 million galaxies✨ in the image, there's plenty to find.
Pan, zoom, and hunt for gems in this treasure chest using Skyviewer - and be sure to share your favorites with us! 🔭🧪
➡️ skyviewer.app/explorer
Pan, zoom, and hunt for gems in this treasure chest using Skyviewer - and be sure to share your favorites with us! 🔭🧪
➡️ skyviewer.app/explorer
June 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the skyviewer app really shows some incredible stuff out there just the utter density is humbling tbh
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that's not to say it's not worth profiling but it needs to be "these people are fucked up and let me tell you about their fucked up wedding"
June 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
that's not to say it's not worth profiling but it needs to be "these people are fucked up and let me tell you about their fucked up wedding"
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Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
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I don't think the guy who claims to have gotten a black eye from playing with his kid will colonize Mars.
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I don't think the guy who claims to have gotten a black eye from playing with his kid will colonize Mars.
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God, what have you done?
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs
May 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
God, what have you done?
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs
He's a woke Marxist Pope
And he don't like the Cubs