dave the turkey crab
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter
architect - but unplanned life
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
architect - but unplanned life
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
chester sat alone, staring out the window of the second rate coffee shop pondering his life choices and where it all went wrong.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
chester sat alone, staring out the window of the second rate coffee shop pondering his life choices and where it all went wrong.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
the nights spent out with the feral tabby?
the days spent sleeping in strange boxes?
the kit-cat club is even tiresome now.
tired of kibbles.
tired of everything.
i keep an emergency container of pre-cooked spaghetti for such situations
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i keep an emergency container of pre-cooked spaghetti for such situations
😬😬😬 does he have the rest of the outfit?
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
😬😬😬 does he have the rest of the outfit?
Absolutely! I need to make this happen. Then spiced apple cider and a splash of sprite.
Ohh. add a dab of this on the apple!!!
Ohh. add a dab of this on the apple!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Absolutely! I need to make this happen. Then spiced apple cider and a splash of sprite.
Ohh. add a dab of this on the apple!!!
Ohh. add a dab of this on the apple!!!
i’d try this with it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i’d try this with it.
just horsin’ around
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
just horsin’ around
Making your own 😳?
Not this?
Not this?
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Making your own 😳?
Not this?
Not this?
Wow. 😍
This was in Havre de Grace.
This was in Havre de Grace.
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wow. 😍
This was in Havre de Grace.
This was in Havre de Grace.
pumpkin love at the brewery
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
pumpkin love at the brewery
halloween dogs sent from a friend and too cute not to share 🎃👻😍
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
halloween dogs sent from a friend and too cute not to share 🎃👻😍
washing instructions for a new blanket
i’m so confused about how to turn it inside out tho
i’m so confused about how to turn it inside out tho
October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
washing instructions for a new blanket
i’m so confused about how to turn it inside out tho
i’m so confused about how to turn it inside out tho
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓
california honeydrops at ramble festival
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
california honeydrops at ramble festival
I’ll bring the steamed crabs.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ll bring the steamed crabs.
it got better
October 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
it got better
a day at the farm
October 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
a day at the farm
They are very passive-aggressive tho,
“get your clothes, bitch.”
“get your clothes, bitch.”
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They are very passive-aggressive tho,
“get your clothes, bitch.”
“get your clothes, bitch.”
Justin Taylor stopping by the farm from Nashville with a bit of Buffet.
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Justin Taylor stopping by the farm from Nashville with a bit of Buffet.
Two characters you like and tag 5 others to do it too.
@twosense.bsky.social
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
@alldolledup44.bsky.social
@frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
@twosense.bsky.social
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
@alldolledup44.bsky.social
@frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Two characters you like and tag 5 others to do it too.
@twosense.bsky.social
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
@alldolledup44.bsky.social
@frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
@twosense.bsky.social
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
@alldolledup44.bsky.social
@frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣 wtaf.
I’d date Tilly tho.
I’d date Tilly tho.
October 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🤣🤣🤣 wtaf.
I’d date Tilly tho.
I’d date Tilly tho.
I hope Woody comes with her. The resemblance is there. You can tell they’re sisters.
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I hope Woody comes with her. The resemblance is there. You can tell they’re sisters.
apparently this is what dating is like in 2025, i matched with a cartoon. meeting her this week at pizza planet.
it’s even a verified photo!
it’s even a verified photo!
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
apparently this is what dating is like in 2025, i matched with a cartoon. meeting her this week at pizza planet.
it’s even a verified photo!
it’s even a verified photo!
Today’s band at the farm brewery.
September 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Today’s band at the farm brewery.