Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
avi by the love of my life, my perpetual stew of happiness, the apple of my ass; @geraldinepiche.bsky.social (hire them❤️)
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
avi by the love of my life, my perpetual stew of happiness, the apple of my ass; @geraldinepiche.bsky.social (hire them❤️)
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cru is JUDGING, JUDILY
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
cru is JUDGING, JUDILY
why y’all still over here
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
why y’all still over here
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"That's not a Beaver Moon..."
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"That's not a Beaver Moon..."
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*brings a massager to a gunfight* y’all look tense
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*brings a massager to a gunfight* y’all look tense
i see bluesky changed their app icon, did it work, did it make bluesky great again
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i see bluesky changed their app icon, did it work, did it make bluesky great again
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Did you know that Christopher Walken wasn't actually a cast member in 1999's Sleepy Hollow? He just showed up and started killing people and Johnny Depp stayed in character so Tim Burton kept filming.
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Did you know that Christopher Walken wasn't actually a cast member in 1999's Sleepy Hollow? He just showed up and started killing people and Johnny Depp stayed in character so Tim Burton kept filming.
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i’m gonna order a baconator at arby’s everyday until they make me one
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i’m gonna order a baconator at arby’s everyday until they make me one
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if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
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Girlclock in my rari
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Girlclock in my rari
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Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.
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playing glocket pool
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
playing glocket pool
if you blow a load in your pants trying to tuck your boner into your waistband that’s called a plaxico burress
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
if you blow a load in your pants trying to tuck your boner into your waistband that’s called a plaxico burress
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"i don't like water" ok ur twelve
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"i don't like water" ok ur twelve
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I just saw a guy on TikTok giving $20 to anyone who screams.
In this economy? I'd scream for a dollar. I'd scream for free. I’m screaming right now.
In this economy? I'd scream for a dollar. I'd scream for free. I’m screaming right now.
October 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I just saw a guy on TikTok giving $20 to anyone who screams.
In this economy? I'd scream for a dollar. I'd scream for free. I’m screaming right now.
In this economy? I'd scream for a dollar. I'd scream for free. I’m screaming right now.
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I think I might finally have enough brain damage to be successful in politics.
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think I might finally have enough brain damage to be successful in politics.
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I forgot the phrase, “I respectfully disagree,” so I said, “You’re wrong, dumbass.”
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I forgot the phrase, “I respectfully disagree,” so I said, “You’re wrong, dumbass.”
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This is a powerful image
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a powerful image
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women don’t want a cybertruck
we want the horse you rode in on
we want the horse you rode in on
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
women don’t want a cybertruck
we want the horse you rode in on
we want the horse you rode in on
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Bsky has been scary lately
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bsky has been scary lately
if I got deplatformed for my shit ass behavior I would maybe apologize to the people I behaved poorly to then figure out how to mass apologize to move on from there.
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if I got deplatformed for my shit ass behavior I would maybe apologize to the people I behaved poorly to then figure out how to mass apologize to move on from there.
being a victim of domestic violence does not mean you go out and commit other acts of domestic violence as an excuse and then we forgive you for it
lol lmao even
lol lmao even
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
being a victim of domestic violence does not mean you go out and commit other acts of domestic violence as an excuse and then we forgive you for it
lol lmao even
lol lmao even
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I gotta get back to writing bigfoot erotica
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I gotta get back to writing bigfoot erotica
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*repeatedly tapping a sign that has a picture of a horse on it, no explanation is given*
October 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
*repeatedly tapping a sign that has a picture of a horse on it, no explanation is given*
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Copying and pasting the same shit on 7 apps just to feel something
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Copying and pasting the same shit on 7 apps just to feel something
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I know we have a lot of moots, so for anyone who doesn't know, Doomkick is bad news. He deleted his mastodon account after being called out there. I believe the one accusation I've heard personally, and have no reason to disbelieve others.
Do with that information what you will.
Be lucky x
Do with that information what you will.
Be lucky x
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I know we have a lot of moots, so for anyone who doesn't know, Doomkick is bad news. He deleted his mastodon account after being called out there. I believe the one accusation I've heard personally, and have no reason to disbelieve others.
Do with that information what you will.
Be lucky x
Do with that information what you will.
Be lucky x