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Shaun (the jolly elf)
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Can you get to know me in just 4 in photos?
Anyway, I love meeting new people and making new friends.
I love you.
I’ve learned this year I’m a pretty big fan of sexy lady clowns 😅
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nice try buddy but I will happily go fuck myself
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My brain can remember a random event from 10 years ago, but can easily forget why I walked into a room 10 seconds ago.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My boy Elio is best at keeping me company on the pot
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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mary, milf of jesus
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I wanna see your weird side. I wanna make sure I’m in good company
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How has your Saturday been?
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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sorry i scream sang “b-b-b-b-b bennie and the jets” into your baby’s face
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I don’t care about follower count, I just want people to repost my stupid jokes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Shoulder is still tweaked so we got another ab day in
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dudes on threads 🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy caturday!
You all deserve more olive and she deserves more head scritches
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ladies love me on threads… bots still count
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Oh, a woman asked for them not to involve her and they ignored it?

Not at all surprised they don’t understand consent when their bosses boss is an adjudicated rapist
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Weed is gateway drug… hey guys what am I supposed to do now?
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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1. im glad you like it

2. if you have cash throw it

3. repost
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trump is a fool and I can prove it. All the great movie monsters are scary because we never get a good enough look at them. Trump won’t stop showing us his terrible makeup fx and it just looks gross instead of scary
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Gonna be honest Star Wars is fine
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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When someone has “taken” in their bio, they got abducted by aliens.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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what if instead of stepping out of my comfort zone I step into an even comfier zone. perhaps take a nap in a large fluffy dinner roll.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Spit on that thing
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The patriarchy allows men to walk around without shirts but not femmes… little sus
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
@molassesaurus.bsky.social I feel like I’ve been neglecting you. How are you my little goblin friend?
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM