Shaun (the jolly elf)
@bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social
God’s favorite little idiot
Nobody’s favorite reply guy
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Nobody’s favorite reply guy
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa
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Can you get to know me in just 4 in photos?
Anyway, I love meeting new people and making new friends.
I love you.
Anyway, I love meeting new people and making new friends.
I love you.
Cat puke looks like weird turds and I hate it
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Cat puke looks like weird turds and I hate it
We’re under authoritarian control and websites want you to know the drastic difference in Demi Moores face from the 80s and now…
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We’re under authoritarian control and websites want you to know the drastic difference in Demi Moores face from the 80s and now…
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Using alt text gives you veiws to those who rely on it.
Using alt text is sexy.
Being inclusive, is sexy.
I'm not reposting anything anymore going forward unless there's alt text, hope you understand 🖤
Using alt text is sexy.
Being inclusive, is sexy.
I'm not reposting anything anymore going forward unless there's alt text, hope you understand 🖤
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Using alt text gives you veiws to those who rely on it.
Using alt text is sexy.
Being inclusive, is sexy.
I'm not reposting anything anymore going forward unless there's alt text, hope you understand 🖤
Using alt text is sexy.
Being inclusive, is sexy.
I'm not reposting anything anymore going forward unless there's alt text, hope you understand 🖤
I need to stop getting all my tasks done so early. Now that work is slowing down I’m gonna need some shit to do
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I need to stop getting all my tasks done so early. Now that work is slowing down I’m gonna need some shit to do
I’m smiling because it’s Monday again and I’m losing my mind
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m smiling because it’s Monday again and I’m losing my mind
I am the elf on a shelf
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I am the elf on a shelf
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Whenever I see a religious zealot waving a big sign and yelling at people, I want to make my own sign that says "the Bible is mythology, but you can still choose to be a good person anyway"
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Whenever I see a religious zealot waving a big sign and yelling at people, I want to make my own sign that says "the Bible is mythology, but you can still choose to be a good person anyway"
I’ve learned this year I’m a pretty big fan of sexy lady clowns 😅
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’ve learned this year I’m a pretty big fan of sexy lady clowns 😅
Nice try buddy but I will happily go fuck myself
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nice try buddy but I will happily go fuck myself
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My brain can remember a random event from 10 years ago, but can easily forget why I walked into a room 10 seconds ago.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My brain can remember a random event from 10 years ago, but can easily forget why I walked into a room 10 seconds ago.
My boy Elio is best at keeping me company on the pot
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My boy Elio is best at keeping me company on the pot
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mary, milf of jesus
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
mary, milf of jesus
I wanna see your weird side. I wanna make sure I’m in good company
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I wanna see your weird side. I wanna make sure I’m in good company
How has your Saturday been?
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How has your Saturday been?
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sorry i scream sang “b-b-b-b-b bennie and the jets” into your baby’s face
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
sorry i scream sang “b-b-b-b-b bennie and the jets” into your baby’s face
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I don’t care about follower count, I just want people to repost my stupid jokes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don’t care about follower count, I just want people to repost my stupid jokes.
Shoulder is still tweaked so we got another ab day in
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Shoulder is still tweaked so we got another ab day in
Dudes on threads 🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Dudes on threads 🤣🤣
Happy caturday!
You all deserve more olive and she deserves more head scritches
You all deserve more olive and she deserves more head scritches
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy caturday!
You all deserve more olive and she deserves more head scritches
You all deserve more olive and she deserves more head scritches
ladies love me on threads… bots still count
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ladies love me on threads… bots still count
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Oh, a woman asked for them not to involve her and they ignored it?
Not at all surprised they don’t understand consent when their bosses boss is an adjudicated rapist
Not at all surprised they don’t understand consent when their bosses boss is an adjudicated rapist
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh, a woman asked for them not to involve her and they ignored it?
Not at all surprised they don’t understand consent when their bosses boss is an adjudicated rapist
Not at all surprised they don’t understand consent when their bosses boss is an adjudicated rapist
Weed is gateway drug… hey guys what am I supposed to do now?
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Weed is gateway drug… hey guys what am I supposed to do now?
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1. im glad you like it
2. if you have cash throw it
3. repost
2. if you have cash throw it
3. repost
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
1. im glad you like it
2. if you have cash throw it
3. repost
2. if you have cash throw it
3. repost
Trump is a fool and I can prove it. All the great movie monsters are scary because we never get a good enough look at them. Trump won’t stop showing us his terrible makeup fx and it just looks gross instead of scary
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump is a fool and I can prove it. All the great movie monsters are scary because we never get a good enough look at them. Trump won’t stop showing us his terrible makeup fx and it just looks gross instead of scary