juwude
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juwude
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enboy (aspirational)
It's -so- funny that every rowling nuthugger's first and only argument is "hey, male, you're gonna get sued xD"

by which I mean that I hope those rowloids are made to eviscerate themselves at gunpoint
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
man, I was wondering why discord's gif search has been sucking shit through a dog's dick lately
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
It's like 9/11 for people who like using the term "birthday boy" disparagingly, or people who keep having fits about berniebros in the big year of 2026
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Next time your conservative family members try to tell you shit, you can just remind them that they've been spiritually cucked by the most intellectually incestuous gutter rapists that society has ever produced
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I know blue checks love to punch left by calling them gamergaters, so if you want to restore your honor, you should have a donation drive to have yourself shoved up a simulated dinosaur's butthole and the proceeds should go to a migrant rights charity.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Does Rem Deadlock have a butthole or a cloaca? discuss.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The old world is dying, and the new one is struggling to get off the Best Bus. Now is the time of allegory.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Enough tolerance for normies. Shotacalypse now.
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
At some point, you have to include some infantilism in your model of the normie, otherwise you have to accept that we are just doomed
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Credit card companies molest the money. They molest the money, and it explodes.
July 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
For all our sakes, the tent pole site paradigm must die.
July 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This site is going to be to your 'cool family members' what Rush Limbaugh and Fox News were to grandparents
July 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM