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here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered

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388) Massagebots. Give you a relaxing massage after a hard day. Won't fly below the waist or above the thigh though so don't get any funny ideas, all right? #SmallRobotsRemastered
Two robots shaped like hands with little faces on and held aloft by propellers.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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The phrase "Zohran Logos Getting Tiresome" in the stlye of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The Mamdani sign generator, reading: "Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?" From the memetic 'Democracy Manifest' video (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest).
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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The Mamdani logo changed to read "T for T".
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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385) Oldcountrybot. When you're doing some history research or a slightly racist older relative is visiting, and an archaic name for a country comes up, indicates its modern equivalent on its illustrated surface. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a globe. It has the political borders sketched out and different tones for different terrains. It has two banded arms, one emerging from just north of Madagascar, and one from somewhere in the region of Mexico, and its hand is pointing towards a point on the northern tip of South America - perhaps gesturing towards Suriname, the former Dutch Guiana. The robot has a big, smiling face, with one eye in the Gulf of Guinea and the other in the mid-Atlantic. Its mouth is about equidistant between West Africa and Brazil. It's mounted on a semi-circular bracket so it can spin like a globe and has a propeller on top.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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383) Snorebot. Uses its little dozer to roll over your little dozer when they're snoring too much. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot shaped like a cube with a curved back propelled by small tracks and with a curved bulldozer blade on the front is pushing against someone sleeping on their back with their mouth wide open and 'Z's coming out. Next to them in the bed is another person muffling their ears with a pillow. The robot looks quite angry. Text in the bottom right corner reads, "suggested by @evho315".
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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382) Hedgebot. Before you light a bonfire, investigates the interior for hedgehogs and then shepherds any it finds to a safer location. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot made up of a spherical head connected directly to an ovoid body, lying horizontally. It has four little wheels on the body and a smiley face on the front of its head. On its back, running from the top of its head and covering most of the top part of its body, is a coating of spines.
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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381) Skippingbots. Keep your hands free for other tasks while skipping with this energetic pair of robots. #SmallRobotsRemastered
Two bulb-shaped robots, held up by top-mounted propellers and connected by a skipping rope which they're swinging between them. Both robots have little waving arms and joyous expressions on their faces.
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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1060) Pumpkinbot. Smol squash pal that has some important information about seasonal drinks. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot in the form of a pumpkin with a smiling little face near the bottom and two banded legs. Its face is actually carved out like a jack-o-lantern's face in a pumpkin, revealing a darkened interior. The stalk of the pumpkin is also banded, like the antennae on other robots.
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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929) Eldritchbot. Spacebot investigates a signal in the cold void of space and there it finds, drifting and quiescent, a vast and terrible being, a slumbering star-god of unfathomable antiquity which now turns its malign indifference towards this mote of life. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A huge, rounded robot with a cluster of writhing, banded tentacles at its base, each tipped with a clawed, shapeless hand floats in space. It has odd fins on its body and looks like it just woke up. It's looking balefully down at the tiny form of Spacebot - a spherical robot with solar panel wings, like a satellite - drifting across its bulk.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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You're about as much use as a bowl of
A packet of noodle soup mix on a supermarket shelf that refers to itself as "COCK FLAVOUR". And it has a little cartoon cock on it. That is, a male fowl, not the human genitalia.
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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456) Werebot. A normal guy who shrinks down into a very confused small robot once a month. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A rather sad-looking robot with banded arms and legs, clambering out of the collar of a crumpled sweater, lying next to some jeans, underpants and socks. It's holding out its arms, looking down at itself in confusion. The background is a hillside with leafless trees silhouetted against the sky, in which hangs a full, glowing moon.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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1073) Spidersbot. Ever wondered where Spiderbot sends all its spiders to? Well, now you don't have to. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A lateral, ovoid robot on four banded legs with a short antenna and a wide open mouth, from which is spilling forth many small spiders. The robot seems quite happy about the arrangement.
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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898) Kaijubot. Smol destroyer of smol cities. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A round-topped robot with banded arms and legs, a line of spikes running from its head down to a lizard-like tail at its rear and feet and hands with little claws on them. It has a wide open mouth filled with long teeth and is angrily smashing its way through a set of child's building blocks arranged in towers.
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Wait...is this a thing Americans think...?
An Bsky post reading: "I’ll laugh along with a solid American diss joke, even healthcare related but in some cases I get a little, “the reason ya’ll have free healthcare is cause ya’ll counting on us to bail you out on WWIII. We pay for your backup” (I don’t even know if that’s sort of accurate. But if true, trump must 😱)" It has 28 Likes.
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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1284) Giantbot. FEE-FI-FO-FOT, I SMELL THE BOLTS OF AN ENGLISHBOT! #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
An enormous vaguely humanoid robot with banded arms and legs and a zigzag antenna. It's stomping along with a big spiked club in one hand, while the other picks up a second, terrified-looking robot, held upside down and who, in the course of being lifted, has dropped an England flag. The first robot is manoeuvring his victim towards its large, gaping mouth that sports two rectangular teeth.
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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955) Nessiebot. Serpentine celtic cryptid pal that likes to pose for blurry photos. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A lake bordered by hills from which emerges a robot in the form of a long, banded snake, its body protruding from the water in a series of arches with a tail at the end. Its round head is smiling and has a tam o' shanter perched atop it.
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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1420) Sphinxbot. Inscrutable Antiquitybot that has a challenging riddle for you. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot in the form of an Egyptian sphinx. It has an ovoid body with four banded legs and claws on its feet, with a wavy, banded tail with a fluffy tip. It has a separate head in the normal robot style, wearing the nemes (the characteristic headdress of Egyptian pharaohs) with a little Snakebot model on the front. It is shouting angrily, presumably delivering a riddle.
October 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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565) Dragonbot. A robot dragon friend. Collects 'treasure' for its hoard in the form of random household junk it likes the look of. A bit bitey. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robotic dragon with a large spherical body and an ovoid head with a large, fang-filled mouth. It has little wings and a barbed tail and has some random stuff in front of it - a die, a paperclip, and a Blockbuster Video card. Smoke is rising from its nostrils and it looks kind of menacing, in a silly way.
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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1520) Diyabot. A little oil lamp friend to help you celebrate Diwali and other appropriate festivals and observances.
A robot in the form of a traditional South-Asian 'diya' oil lamp that has a rounded body and a spout-like protuberance towards the front in which the wick rests. The robot has banded arms and legs and a smiling face on the front, and the wick is lit by an orange flame that casts light all around in an otherwise darkened space.
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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1107) Gelatinousbot. Cubical oozebot that wobbles around dungeons, picking up after Orcbots and PCBots. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot in the form of an amorphous, semi-transparent cube. Suspended within its interior are a Teabot and one of the PCbots - a spherical robot with jointed arms and legs, carrying a double-headed battleaxe. There is also a rusty sword nearby. Teabot doesn't look too bothered, but the PCbot is very annoyed. By contrast, Gelatinousbot itself seems quite cheerful, as it has a smiling face on one of its sides. Motion lines indicate its wobbly nature, and its facets and shadow have overlapping areas of transparency. The Small Robots Remonstered logo in the top right also has a partially transparent outline, with shading in the same tone as Gelatinousbot and a faint shadow behind it, suggesting it is made of the same substance.
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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1380) Monarchbot. We made this robot to be in charge of all the other robots, whereupon it immediately abdicated.
A rounded robot with banded arms and legs and a coiled antenna. It's sticking out its tongue and angrily kicking away a crown.
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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1753) Igorbot. Gothic lab assistant pal. Helped build Frankenbot. Has got this lovely moist brain for you. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A slightly misshapen robot with banded arms and legs and a crooked antenna which is projecting almost horizontally. It has an irregular gait, and is sort of crab-walking across the frame holding a dripping brain in its hands, leaving a trail of fluids behind it. The robot has some stitch marks across its casing and around the base of one thumb and its eyes are slightly different sizes and at a slight angle. Nonetheless, it seems very happy.
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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1338) Voidbot. Should you venture backward or forward far enough through time and space, you will find the place/moment where dimensions fold in on themselves, spiraling into infinity, an all-consuming eternity, where there is only V O I D B O T. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A series of indistinct, nested glowing trails, all spiralling inwards towards a black, central void. Each trail describes a logarithmic 'golden spiral' rotated 45 degrees with respect to each of its neighbours so that the whole frame is filled with an irising swirl of light and dark. The edge of each trail is picked out with random(ish) black dots, making them appear fragmented and hazy, as if they are perhaps great bands of stellar matter, the remains of galaxies drawn into some cosmic gravitational maw. And in that maw there is a little smiling face, tilted at a slight angle, which looks like it's faintly glowing.
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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1086) Sinisterbot. Just showed up this morning, looming over everything. We don't know why. It won't answer any questions. Bit worried tbh. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A huge, pyramidal robot looming over a dark, curved horizon. The front of the robot is in shadow, and it has a stern expression on its face.
October 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM