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poking around the edges won't do you any good
This is coming out in 4K in a month and I can now die happy
Excalibur (John Boorman, 1981)

boxd.it/cJAJOD
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 AM
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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1) american century of humiliation
2) lmfao
3) literally no reason for any head of state to believe that the ailing geriatric pedophile mad king of the western hemisphere will not leak your most confidential cables to him on his shitty website
4) heads of state use signal to communicate
5) lmfao
BREAKING

President Trump has posted what appears to be a private message from President Macron of France where Macron says:

“I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland.”
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
wearing my favourite t-shirt today
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 AM
already looking these up on ebay
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 AM
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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(at the animal shelter) and what manner of beast is this
January 19, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Winter walk
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
maybe our economy and military capabilities shouldn’t be so intertwined then darren
No Darren Jones, we don't want Keir Starmer to call Trump names. What we want is for the UK govt to stand up to the United States.

We know why you won't. Because we're a vassal and we have no independent foreign policy, and your job is to maintain that vassalage status.
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 AM
the law and order space
Shabana Mahmood here, and the vibes are not getting better.
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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Deg my friend I hope you are relaxing somewhere with the aroma of fresh grass clippings in your nose
second time I've been able to dig this one up this month
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
January 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The Easedale Brothers? Of McGills buses?
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Kinda funny that Trump thinks "asylum" means other countries send people from insane asylums, and a) this is real life, not a ham-handed Idiocracy-type satire, b) he has surely been corrected several times but is incapable of updating his priors, & c) most media politely agree not to mention it.
January 19, 2026 at 9:03 PM
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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posting a joke about politics is generally a 50/50 shot between “accepted by the audience for which it was intended” and “you have been featured on the dreaded discover feed.” the Japesman’s Gambit
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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I could use some good news right about now.
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
*continue to
"Why should the security services be given a free hand to mislead the public?"

Stephanie Needleman from @justicehq.bsky.social on the govt attempting to water down the Hillsborough Law by exempting MI5 & MI6 (they've now withdrawn the third reading of the bill entirely)
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
such a good feature this
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
you’re damn right
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM